^ No shit. I don't even want to go into all the things wrong with me.
Update: Was going to wait till today to go to the Intn'l Clinic of the hospital (people speak English there) but yesterday got really feverish and slightly nauseous and just overall felt like shit so went to the Emergency room. They felt me up and decided they wanted to do X-ray and blood test, which cost me about 80 bucks even with insurance because of Emergency room costs. Gay.
I ended up being there for about 4 hours for god knows why watching shitty, ridiculous Korean dramas in the lobby and talked to an ex-businessman who used to do a lot of textile sales in the US for Osh Gosh B'Gosh. He had liver cancer, poor guy. Seemed really nice though. My Korean coworker went with me so we just hung out until we got the results..
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...which were inconclusive. Nothing abnormal on Xray besides a fair amount of gas (TIL that gas shows up on x-rays). Blood test had no abnormalities either.
There is no pain, and no protrusions, so I think they've ruled out a hernia. The doctor wanted to do a CT scan to further investigate but in the ER it would have cost anyway from 200-300$ (Even WITH insurance) and it was already 10 at night anyways. I passed and he prescribed me some meds for 5 days.
Hopefully it will go away before then because I could really do without dropping that kind of money on a CT scan, but I obviously would if it came down to it. In the meantime, the painkillers are pretty good.