Whilst trying to put the smack down on mr. Blonde, I finally met the super hot Spanish chick that I thought for sure I was going to bang. An easy 9 by all objective standards. Long brown hair, big tootsie roll eyes. And what appeared to be a dynamite body. She was flirting openly with me at a tapas bar off plaza Nuevo. However, something didn't seem right. Her language was sorta off more so than others. She seemed really interested and I suspected that she was gonna ask for money before the act.
As I'm moving in for the kill. A feel a hand on my shoulder. The bartender stops me. This was the owners 16 year old daughter who doesn't have the capabilities to even know what was going on. She's mildly retarded and just thought I was being friendly.
Now I'm torn between feeling really creepy by hitting on a girl young enough to be my daughter and wondering what a fucking waste. She looked easily college aged.
Pancake failure of the highest order.
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