I'm really let down that we still can't fight with lasers. I just want to be able to toast motherfuckers with lasers. Is that too much to ask for? christ. It's 2011, right? The Year of the Laser (according to chinese calendars).
Just let us learn how to harness the power of light for fuck sake. We've been around long enough. What's tkaing so long?
I just want to toast a mothefucker with my wristlaser.
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