02-28-2011, 08:36 PM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a pineapple under the sea
Posts: 3,540
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Originally Posted by vaga1220
Well most of you don't know this but my dad (and by extension, me) is actually very wealthy. Anyway, I went to high school with Paris Hilton, I've got her cellphone # and all that, you know how it is.
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I have Liza Minelli's cell phone number ...
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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