Brush your teeth while shitting, you can spit right between your legs ... only upside is sometimes you get toothpaste on your dick and it tastes like mint for the ladies.
I use a pizza cutter to cut cooked meat ... fuck scissors.
I have been shaving in the shower with no shaving cream for about two years now ... I have gone through 4 razors total. I even shaved my nutsack using this method once, was very nice until it started growing back.
For folding t-shirts: have girlfriend do it, i have not spent a single minute folding t-shirts since last october.
all in all, your advice was great for prompting my superior advice ... any other tricks I can improve on sir?
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