Championship Pranks
I've been watching a lot of Tosh.O lately and the "Prank of the Week" sketches are almost always just awesome. Though it's much less likely my appreciation for creativity than it is my total indulgence in shadenfreude, both are fine reasons for said indulgence. I have two pranks up my sleeve that have yet to come to fruition. I feel like this is a good place for all ideas for pranks, stories of pranks that have already been pulled off, and best of all, videos of pranks committed in action. Sadly, I only have my first couple of ideas for pranks to start this off, but hopefully this will inspire a few of you to begin committing some new ones.
Prank 1: I came up with this idea a few years ago so I'm not sure if it's even possible anymore, but certainly worth the effort. Anyway, plasma TV's are vulnerable to still images, especially when the brightness level is turned up to the maximum.
Materials: Any kind of inappropriate pornography will work so it's really up to you. I personally suggest tranny porn.
Procedures: First you need to find yourself in a situation where you have to crash at a friend's house who owns a plasma TV. Being too drunk to drive almost always works for this. Next wait until everyone not in on the prank falls asleep and then, put the porno on. Step 2, find the grossest scene you can, and pause the shit out of that bitch. Step 3, up the brightness level as high as you can, and disable any screen saver option (that's the part I'm not sure you can still do on new TVs). Step 4, leave in pause position as long as possible.
Results: Gross visible still-porn image burned into your victims plasma TV every time it's on.
Prank 2 is much more simple:
Materials: 1 erect penis, one balloon.
Procedures: Use erect penis to ejaculate into balloon (several times depending on the degree of malice you wish to attain). Fill rest of balloon (note that size of balloon is left to the imagination of the prankster) with water. Explode balloon onto victim.
Results: Dousing the victim with a diluted sperm solution.
Fun variable: Add kool-aid to piss off victim even further with "Changin' Cherry Semen."
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