04-02-2011, 12:10 PM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a pineapple under the sea
Posts: 3,540
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Originally Posted by heurisdick
Also, regarding Mr. Blonde's lifehacks picture with Preventing Splashing, putting some toilet paper in the landing zone was always my technique to reduce noise. Whenever I'm in someone else's house I don't know too well, or anywhere I don't want my precious plops being heard and possibly snickered at, I lay down some TP. It'll cradle your shit nice and soft as it lands with no noise.
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I usually just stand in their shower, close the door, and piss into the drain ... 90% of the time it works every time.
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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