[Beebs]

Originally Posted by angry pancake

This is a simple quiz. Open until 5:00 CST on this coming Friday. First 100% score wins the tie breaker. There will be a prize for the winner.

1) which college did AP attend?

A. Princeton
B. Tarrant county community college
C. A & B only
D. Texas at Austin
E. None of the above

2) AP once held a minority interest (very very minority) in which professional franchises?

A. San Antonio Spurs
B. Denver Nuggets
C. Minnesota Vikings
D. A & B only
E. A, B, & C

3) AP's place of birth was?

A) chilicothe, Ohio
B) cincinnati, ohio
C) Cleveland, Ohio
D) Colombus, Ohio
E) None of the above

4) AP has not resided in which place at least six months

A) Illinois
B) New Mexico
C) Washington
D) Madrid
E) none of the above

5) AP's college major and minor (in that order) were

A) history & English
B) history & philosophy
C) philosophy & English
D) philosophy & history
E) none of the above

6) AP's current bjj rank is what?

A) green belt
B) blue with three stripes
C) purple with three stripes
D) purple with four stripes
E) brown no stripes

7) prior to bjj, AP earned at least a black belt in which art form?

A) Daito Ryu
B) Goju Ryu
C) Wado Ryu
D) Shotokan
E) both B & D

8) who did AP not vote for?

A) John McCain
B) Obama
C) George W Bush
D) John Kerry
E) none of the above

9) AP is officially still a member of what denomination although he hasn't attended in decades?

A) catholic
B) Espiscopalian
C) Methodist
D) Presbyterian
E) Unitarian

10) AP has presided over how many wedding ceremonies as an ordained minister?

A) 0. Get the fuck out of here AP is not ordained
B) 1. AP has somehow done this once
C) 2.
D) 3. AP considered making side income from this
E) 4. AP's did four then found atheism is the only true non religion.

11) AP has never:

A) jumped from a plane
B) jumped from a roof top
C) jumped from a second story window
D) A, B, and C
E) none of the above

12) AP has

A) two brothers and one sister
B) just one sister who was hot but stupid
C) just a younger brother who is a piece of shit
D) just a dead older bro who deserved it
E) depends on who you asked when

13) APs parents are:

A) both dead and APs is next
B) Dad died of cancer in 2007
C) mom had diabetes all her life and died in 1985
D) AP has never mentioned it on nubblies nor jiu-jitsu net
E) Because they're both alive

14) AP owns which make of motorcycle

A) Honda
B) Yamaha
C) triumph
D) A, B, & C
E) none of the above

15) AP has been married how many times

A) 0. AP is no fool
B) 1. But AP learned his lesson
C) 2. But Vegas and booze was involved
D) 1. If we count the annulment as never happened
E) B & D

16) AP has never been where?

A) Portugal
B) Korea
C) Austria
D) Slovakia
E) all of the above

17) AP once kinda retired after his interest in what company was bought out?

A) bullshit never happened
B) clear channel
C) Geico
D) Berkshire Hathaway
E) broadcast.com

18) AP is on record for saying which is not a sport?

A) poker
B) NASCAR
C) soccer
D) wrestling
E) bull fighting

19) AP (or an alias) once mention on nubblies that he thought the hottest female on nubblies was?

A) fancymeghan
B) farawayfromhere
C) Lucy fur
D) Malibu
E) all at somepoint

20) which has AP never done or worked for

A) made food at taco bell
B) lifeguard at YMCA
C) hotel overnight desk clerk
D) EKG technician at a hospital
E) professional guitar player


That's the quiz. Post answers here in this thread. Any responses that arent answers are automatically disqualified. The winning prize is determined. In ties, first high score wins.

Basing this all on vague personality traits that may be imagined.