1) which college did AP attend?
A. Princeton --this should be common knowledge
B. Tarrant county community college --took a Chinese language class after lawschool and dropped it after 9/11
C. A & B only
D. Texas at Austin --Nope a school there is named after a family member who also never attended.
E. None of the above
2 out of 7 got correct
2) AP once held a minority interest (very very minority) in which professional franchises?
Not sure how anyone would really know unless they pieced together who's coattails I was on and the time line.
A. San Antonio Spurs --yes. Never seen a home game of theirs
B. Denver Nuggets --yes. Bought my own ticket to a game once (2010)
C. Minnesota Vikings --no
D. A & B only --never made a cent off my shares
E. A, B, & C --wrong
Only f3lix got this
3) AP's place of birth was?
A) chilicothe, Ohio --Never been there, not sure how to get there either
B) cincinnati, ohio --been to a few Reds games. Usually stopped at King's Island when going that way. Not sure if I spelled Cincy correctly.
C) Cleveland, Ohio --Been there a handful of times. Like it better then Cincy
D) Colombus, Ohio --Born and lived most of life there up until age 15
E) None of the above
2 out of 7 correct
4) AP has not resided in which place at least six months
A) Illinois --around age 13 I got sent to "private school" there in January, didn't go back until August.
B) New Mexico --Weird but true. Help open an office in Albuquerque.
C) Washington --Yeah but barely.
D) Madrid --they wouldn't give me a visa
E) none of the above
Only gaz scored this
5) AP's college major and minor (in that order) were
A) history & English
B) history & philosophy
C) philosophy & English
D) philosophy & history I think this was pretty well known
E) none of the above
50% correct on this
6) AP's current bjj rank is what?
A) green belt --this rank doesn't exist at any respected bjj school
B) blue with three stripes
C) purple with three stripes --it's only taken over ten years
D) purple with four stripes
E) brown no stripes
5 out of 8 got this
7) prior to bjj, AP earned at least a black belt in which art form?
A) Daito Ryu --sometimes known as Aiki Jiu Jitsu.
B) Goju Ryu
C) Wado Ryu
D) Shotokan
E) both B & D
0/8
8) who did AP not vote for?
AP sometimes has voted in the democratic primaries. Typically a friend or colleague will be running for judge or other office for this to happen --even though it's futile. Voted for the nigger over the bitch in 2008.
A) John McCain --general election 2008
B) Obama --Democratic primary 2008
C) George W Bush --never once. not even as Governor of Texas. AP thinks he's a boob
D) John Kerry --General Election 2004
E) none of the above --not sure if this is even possible.
0/8
9) AP is officially still a member of what denomination although he hasn't attended in decades?
A) catholic --was born into this and went to catholic schools for some periods
B) Espiscopalian
C) Methodist --the don't have 10 commandments. Just 2 and 8 suggestions. They have a magic ability to track me down and mail me church shit.
D) Presbyterian --went to a wedding in a presby church once
E) Unitarian --I ran out of denominations
Gaz got this
10) AP has presided over how many wedding ceremonies as an ordained minister?
A) 0. Get the fuck out of here AP is not ordained --Is so. Universal Life Church on line.
B) 1. AP has somehow done this once --wife's cousin in 2009 couldn't find anyone else to do this.
C) 2.
D) 3. AP considered making side income from this
E) 4. AP's did four then found atheism is the only true non religion.
5 out of 8
11) AP has never:
A) jumped from a plane --did too Army training. probably why my back is fucked up.
B) jumped from a roof top --and into the above ground pool in Ohio.
C) jumped from a second story window --Nellingen Barracks, too avoid a surprise piss test when they were knocking early one morning. Maybe a 15-20 foot drop. Not a big deal after jumping from towers in Fort Bragg.
D) A, B, and C
E) none of the above
0/8 --kinda surprised at this.
12) AP has
A) two brothers and one sister --only if you ask mom
B) just one sister who was hot but stupid --been known to say this referring to my step sister who was hot when younger and equally stupid. Only one I really keep in contact with.
C) just a younger brother who is a piece of shit --he stole tricycles when he was three and never looked back.
D) just a dead older bro who deserved it --You die at forty when you start doing meth at 10. Probably taught younger bro how to be a piece of shit.
E) depends on who you asked when --Dad had four kids, Mom had four kids, two together for six at least half siblings. Dad said six counting all, or eight counting steps, then 3 or 7 ( after disowning piece of shit younger bro) Mom said four ignoring dad's oldest two.
pumpkin got this
13) APs parents are:
A) both dead and APs is next --nope
B) Dad died of cancer in 2007 --true made a post about it too.
C) mom had diabetes all her life and died in 1985 --nah, she gets blood clots and is otherwise a hypochondriac beyond anything seen on nubblies.
D) AP has never mentioned it on nubblies nor jiu-jitsu net --mentioned it on both. just not often
E) Because they're both alive
gaz got this
14) AP owns which make of motorcycle
A) Honda
B) Yamaha
C) triumph
D) A, B, & C
E) none of the above --Kawaski Vulcan
0/8
15) AP has been married how many times
A) 0. AP is no fool
B) 1. But AP learned his lesson
C) 2. But Vegas and booze was involved --not too mention stupidity being involved
D) 1. If we count the annulment as never happened
E) B & D
3/8
16) AP has never been where?
A) Portugal --surprisingly tougher to get to for AP when he's in Spain in comparison to other places. It's on the go to list
B) Korea --Raked leaves there.
C) Austria --Would go skiing there when stationed in Germany.
D) Slovakia --Have buds in Bratislava.
E) all of the above
UB got this
17) AP once kinda retired after his interest in what company was bought out?
A) bullshit never happened
B) clear channel --Kinda well known. AP's uncle was a founder.
C) Geico --wholly owned subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway
D) Berkshire Hathaway --Have some B stock, but it ain't worth shit and can't be traded.
E) broadcast.com
5/8
18) AP is on record for saying which is not a sport?
A) poker
B) NASCAR -- I think "walt" said this.
C) soccer --I concede it's technically a sport by my definition.
D) wrestling --is a sport
E) bull fighting --not a sport.
5/8
19) AP (or an alias) once mention on nubblies that he thought the hottest female on nubblies was?
A) fancymeghan --"walt" said this to magiclit. During a troll while telling magiclit how un-hot she is.
B) farawayfromhere --hadn't seen a pic of her until much, much later.
C) Lucy fur --god damned no.
D) Malibu --um, no. She was always cool to me though.
E) all at somepoint
2/8 though it was said it was to be believed.
20) which has AP never done or worked for
A) made food at taco bell --yeah I did in 10th grade. And it sucked.
B) lifeguard at YMCA --not a strong swimmer at all.
C) hotel overnight desk clerk --one summer during college at a hampton inn or some shit.
D) EKG technician at a hospital --two summers during college.
E) professional guitar player --been playing since I was a little kid. Once punked Pantera's "Dimebag" Darrell by offering how to show him how to correctly play a few songs when his band was playing Kiss covers at pool parties in Arlington, Texas. He got a lot better and I didn't. Anyway, used to get paid to play clubs and studio work on independent albums nobody ever heard of. Did this through Law School. And no, I'm really not very good.
4/8 guessed D. I have no idea why.
The winner gets to select prize A or prize B
A = AP's Porsche. a 1983 Porshce 944. First year the model was made. Ran well last time I checked --maybe 2007 or 2006? Probably doesn't now. Winner has to pick it up and take it out of my driveway. Will only transfer title to winner.
B. Seeing that the expenses of collecting prize A might not be worth the effort. Prize B is a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue. If you hate blended Scotch, we can substitute that.
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