I'm sure many of you like Cocktooth. Most of you probably like him better than me, probably a lot better. He is a very endearing person with a big heart and a small brain, and he's gosh darn proud of it.
However, too bad. I'm afraid I'm
Declaring War on him with the goal of making him quit nubblies.
Topics will include (but not limited to):
- Getting fired from being a basketball coach
- Jumping on any potential career failures or missteps
- How Felix is superior than him in every way
- illegitimate bastard children
- spelling
- grammar
- being a loser
- fantasy football performance
Shaw is a very sensitive person. He will try to hide this fact at all costs until he breaks down (See 6969 thread). He may leave right away or at least his activity will decrease.
He is also a pushover, this very fact may make him stick around. He will declare he will leave but he won't (See 6969 thread).
So I just want to apologize ahead of time for whatever happens.
Thanks for listening.