I'm sure Nubblites have always wondered who makes the best malt liquor as much as the general public. What is it about this that seems to makes it drinkers find fat ugly white women attractive. In an effort to give back to society, AP will conduct a double blind tasting of various malt liquors in order to find out which is the best.
I originally thought it would be awesome to assemble a panel of experts to assist in this project. But I realized I don't really know any experts in this area and if I did, I could just ask them. So I'm going to procure as many different varieties of malt liquor as possible. Have a panel of willing volunteers sample each and rank them according to favorite and assign a corresponding score according to the ranking. The panel will not know which container contains which selection. In fact, the panel will not know it's malt liquor. I will possibly throw in a ringer like Miller High Life just to insure the sanctity of the line up.
The truth is out there.
Picture will follow.
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