Sorry Santa. Worked late. I KNEW I FUCKING SHOULD HAVE QUIT.
Oh well. Water under the bridge.
OH MY GOD A HUGE BOX!
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Details to come as I investigate.
I OPENED THE FUCKING BOX! WHATS INSIDE?!
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A FUCKING BAG!
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Wait a minute... there's a card.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Looks to be quite the bounty. But just what the hell are those 2 wrapped up things in the back?
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DOUBLE J.
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HOLY HELL! Framed badassery!
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That long package in the middle?
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A FUCKING BLOW DART GUN.
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PEW PEW PEW PEW!
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I've always wanted a blow dart gun. THAAAAAAAANK YOUUUUUU SANTA!!!!!
Summary of haul:
- Badass framed picture
- BLOW DART GUN
- BEER (La Fin Du Monde, Franziskaner, and 3 others I have never had before)
- Porno mag
- Hooker trading cards
- Autographed photo of Judge Judy
- honey mustard and onion nibblers
SHIT YEAH.