Not much of a secret anymore.
Plowing ahead.
For... for me?!
Getting shitfaced thanks to AP's generosity while opening.
Quite a haul. Gift wrapped too!
Shit yes. The Art of War!
My own Christmas ham!
Promising start...
Fantasy puzzle... sweet!
Holy crap four movies in one disc. Christmas miracle!
More alcohol, sweet day!
Helping clear up an age-old ginger FAQ one double XL shirt at a time.
Holy buttsecks definitely saved the best for last... a Gameboy with Mario Kart!
What a haul! Not pictured: Blaxplotation DVD combo pack which my jungle fever female friend was carefully inspecting.
Let's get into that Christmas Ham, shall we?
As delicious a Christmas Ham as I've tasted.
THANK YOU IRONIC MUSTACHE FOR THE BADASS SECRET SANTA GIFT!