I've mentioned it before. But not sure if it was taken as a joke or not. The Museum of Ham is phenomenal there's two just off Puerta Del Sol. One is on Calle De Mayor and the other is on the corner of "Espoze y Mina" and San Geronimo right where the tapas craw starts. And one of the hams will last longer than a few days. They're salt cured for god know how longed. Just get one of those stands and a super bad ass spurligot.
Museo del Jamn