I finally finished A Dance With Dragons.
Ramsay Bolton: For real? WTF?
I'm interested to see how this psycho will be portrayed on the show.
Stannis:
I'm almost positive that you're not dead. There was too much emphasis on why you should be dead and then all of the sudden you were. Doesn't fit.
Jon Snow:
Meh. You're boring even if you are dead, though, I'm pretty sure you're alive as well. You'll probably still die eventually (before you're 20). You know nothing Jon Snow.
Daenerys:
Get your shit together. And while I'm on the subject (I've been meaning to address this):
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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
Daenarys has a lack of qualifications to rule? How about her bloodline being the same as the last fifty fucking kings?
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How the shit does this qualify anyone for anything?!? Especially when the genetic predecessors are about 50/50 awesome/terrible. "Rightful" heir to the throne is a ridiculous concept by itself, but to presume that it somehow qualifies you is outrageous.
Tyrion: Still doing you huh? Keep it real, half pint.
Sansa:
Your presence was not missed. Also, the books describe you as hot. Why on earth the casting directors for the show decided on your homely little ginger cunt, I'll never know.
Arya:
I have a feeling that you're going to be awesome some day.
Sam Tarly:
I know you didn't really have a chance to prove yourself in this book, but I get that you're eventually supposed to grow into a strong, heroic character. Get on with it.
My ADD is kicking in. I'll finish this post later.