First attempt = 5 minutes, 56 seconds, no cheating. I thought I was going to lose it during the opera montage but pulled it together, hoping for something/anything once it was over. As of 30-45 seconds after that ends, nothing else happens.
I'm comparing watching this to holding my breath under water so these two sentences are my versions of taking a breath. I'm now going to dive back in and attempt to finish it in two sittings.
EDIT#1 (7:14): Shit gets real. I'm pretty sure this is a parody. I'm definitely not going to be able to finish this this sitting.
EDIT #2 (11:30): No longer sure it's a parody. These assholes could very well be serious. Starting to become concerned... All thoughts of finishing this with head above water have vanished.
EDIT #3 (12:10): Okay thank god it's all a joke. (Mental note: I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be one final trick like when Jason comes out at the last minute in a Friday the 13th movie and is still alive and still kills someone.)
EDIT #4 (18:50): It was a trick. I can't believe it was actually real. The whole time it was real. It was real. Real. ...
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