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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Educators at University of Phoenix cannot legally be called "professors" or even "teachers". They have to be referred to as "Faculty" or "Instructors". Almost all of the faculty who call into technical support are just about as retarded or neurotic as our students. Granted, there is a biased sample there, but still. It is not a full time job, many do it to supplement FT jobs.

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If it were not for Enrollment Advisors, Finance Advisors, Academic Advisors, and yours truly in Technical Support, I would wager that 80% of our students would not be able to graduate. I don't mean this in the way where normal people like us would go to advisors when we had a problem or legitimately needed Academic advice or how to to take the next step in our education. We usually did this as a one-off and didn't contact them again for a year or two.

I mean these fucking retards literally have to be walked through almost every part of the schooling process, repeatedly. Once again, I probably get a biased sample, so the above figure may not be accurate, but it's pretty bad. I get told on a weekly basis "I literally would not have graduated if it weren't for technical support". These are the worst moments of my life. It feels like i'm a Judas or Benedict Arnold to academia and anything intellectual.

University of Phoenix hands out Bachelors, Masters, and "Doctorates" (un-fucking believable) to so many retards like candy you wouldn't believe it. Don't be surprised if sometime during the next 5+ years some of you have to deal with uppity fucking idiot assholes working the same job at you because they have a "university" degree.

AP predicts UoP as we know it will be gone within 5 years. Some lenders and guarantors are dragging UoP and their ilk into litigation on student loans. In a nut shell, UoP is being accused of using it's financial aid offices into a fundraising machine. There are too many mentally disabled (i.e. IQ of 75 shit) folks wandering around with $250,000 and up in student loans that went directly back into the school's coffers. Other vocational schools have been really accused of targeting the handicapped.