fifth annual lucy fur something something day
On this day five years ago, devout Nubblite Lucy Fur posted on nubblies and then went to chili's with a co-worker and got shot by her soon to be ex-husband. She still hasn't come back. But neither has jesus.
To honor the memory of Lucy Fur I ask that people all over the world at 9:00 p.m. bow toward Florida and repeat 3 times "Lucy fur akbar." If this works, there may be tax exempt status for nubblies.
She would have wanted it this way.
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