Russians

The Shitbears! The Shitbears! Hide the Women! Hide the Rablers! The Shitbears approach with quickly closing quarters! The Shitbears! The Rablers! The cock of a man who has no hand in the sex of a fuck who has no reason to fuck the cat but why in the shit would the cat have no fucking shit if the guy actually had the glove that he said was in the car but the car had no gas in the cunt of the man whose penis was the size of a gasket that is used to tie off the cathedral on the easter side of taintland. The Shitbears Approach!

The shitbears?! Quick hurry! Grab some chairs! Climb the stairs! Steal these hares before the bears come and steal them back and fuck up our whole deal smack, a shitbear will make you kneel, and possibly reveal it's package to you, forcing you to suck it too. the shitbear has a power called goo, you might want to watch out if this is all true. you never know when they'll blow, they won't tell and you won't get a chance to yell, they'll fuck you sideways each day except on fridays. my advice is to start heading for the highways.