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Mr. Blonde · 01-10-2005, 01:09 AM

So I was hanging out at my girlfriends house the other night, when in the midst of our passion she looked behind her and realized that a pillow, a tablecloth and a lampshade had caught on fire from one of us kicking the pillow towards a candle. I immediately went to put it out, and while doing the lighter that was on the table exploded, sending a piece of burning plastic onto my eyelid and her arm, which will undoubtedly leave a scar. The entire basement was filled with smoke, and it ruined the table, pillow and lamp. We went up and told her rents, it pretty much ruined the night and I left shortly thereafter. In hindsight, it was pretty funny.

[ January 10, 2005, 02:02 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

ninjaface · 01-10-2005, 02:08 AM

Sounds hot.

Mr. Blonde · 01-10-2005, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by ninjaface:
Sounds hot.

ha

Orgazmo · 01-10-2005, 04:16 AM

This is an incredible story. Good work.

01-10-2005, 03:07 PM

I bet you stole this from Tucker didn't you.

If not... well then thats crazy.

St. Anky · 01-11-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Nothing serious, but in the past week I have put 2 significantly large holes in our plaster walls of our house. The causing issues aside, I need a good way to fix them. I have apprx. 7 months to do so, so I have time, but I'd like to get them fixed as soon as possible. One is a complete hole the size of a fist in the wall, and one is a couple knuckle dents. Any suggestions? I know screen works, somehow, but I don't know antyhing about the science of plastering. Thanks.

~STB

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Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
So I was hanging out at my girlfriends house the other night, when in the midst of our passion she looked behind her and realized that a pillow, a tablecloth and a lampshade had caught on fire from one of us kicking the pillow towards a candle. I immediately went to put it out, and while doing the lighter that was on the table exploded, sending a piece of burning plastic onto my eyelid and her arm, which will undoubtedly leave a scar. The entire basement was filled with smoke, and it ruined the table, pillow and lamp. We went up and told her rents, it pretty much ruined the night and I left shortly thereafter. In hindsight, it was pretty funny.

Home Wrecker

01-11-2005, 12:09 PM

Yeah, but at least he's a badass home wrecker.

Ugly Bastard · 01-11-2005, 01:47 PM

Sounds like you've got the hots for her. HA! Get it?

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 01-11-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by DJ FC:
Yeah, but at least he's a badass home wrecker.

No, badass would be if he did all those thing on purpose.

Plus, he didn't even get ass that night. A badass home wrecker would have gotten ass while the house was aflame.

01-11-2005, 02:47 PM

I heard Mr. Blonde's girlfriend now reads these boards, let's not try to embarass him... too badly.

Orgazmo · 01-11-2005, 04:08 PM

Hi Blonde's Girlfriend. Welcome to Nubblies.

Niger Angelus · 01-11-2005, 04:28 PM

Boobies.

01-10-2005, 01:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	So I was hanging out at my girlfriends house the other night, when in the midst of our passion she looked behind her and realized that a pillow, a tablecloth and a lampshade had caught on fire from one of us kicking the pillow towards a candle. I immediately went to put it out, and while doing the lighter that was on the table exploded, sending a piece of burning plastic onto my eyelid and her arm, which will undoubtedly leave a scar. The entire basement was filled with smoke, and it ruined the table, pillow and lamp. We went up and told her rents, it pretty much ruined the night and I left shortly thereafter. In hindsight, it was pretty funny. [ January 10, 2005, 02:02 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-10-2005, 03:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I bet you stole this from Tucker didn't you. If not... well then thats crazy.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-11-2005, 12:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, but at least he's a badass home wrecker.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-11-2005, 02:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I heard Mr. Blonde's girlfriend now reads these boards, let's not try to embarass him... too badly.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-11-2005, 04:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Boobies.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-10-2005, 02:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Sounds hot.

01-10-2005, 04:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	This is an incredible story. Good work.

01-11-2005, 01:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Sounds like you've got the hots for her. HA! Get it? -Ugly Bastard

01-11-2005, 04:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Hi Blonde's Girlfriend. Welcome to Nubblies.