when you gonna let me tap that? - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 08-06-2009, 03:50 PM

1. Text all the bitches in your phone saying "when you gonna let me tap that?"
2. Post results here.
3. ?????
4. Get laid.

Girl #1:

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahahaha
me: answer the question, please
her: [no response]

Girl #2:

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol ur a dork! but smooth of course
me: so was that a yes?
her: lol yea since ur in tx and all!
me: score!
her: totally

Girl #3:

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: well that's a greeting i get everyday!
me: answer the question, please.
her: go do some yoga!
me: can i tap that after yoga?
her: are you in az?
me: i'll be the one asking the questions
her: my ex boyfriend (soulmate) and ex hubby from 5 years ago both want me back! unless you want an ass kickin then prly no tapping at this time, but i like your style
me: i do have good style, thank you
her: and good kisses!

Girl #4:

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: whoo the hel l is this?
me: i'll ask the questions around here. you just answer.
her: look fucktard... you best crawl back in the hole you came from
me: after you let me tap it, that is, right?
her: the only thing thats gonna tap is your mis shaped head when it hits the floor... one more text and i assure u i will know where to find u
me: hey don't you threate... oh shit!
her: that wasn't a threat, it was a promise. i will know ur name and where you work in 2 hours
me: baby, if you need directions, you could just ask

Girl #5:

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tonight!
me: thank you for cutting to the chase

More as they arrive...

f3lix · 08-06-2009, 04:33 PM

me: i'll be the one asking the questions

LOL

Orgazmo · 08-06-2009, 04:47 PM

I like the tough ass who evidently deleted you from her contacts.

Cocktooth · 08-06-2009, 07:00 PM

Mis shaped head? I'm going to use that one in my next fight.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-06-2009, 07:30 PM

sent: When you gonna let me suck your balls
received: eat my asshole tonight babe

f3lix · 08-06-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

sent: When you gonna let me suck your balls
received: eat my asshole tonight babe

Fake

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-07-2009, 01:52 AM

blonde, plz plz plz send this msg to that gurl u don't like in korea and post resultz

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-07-2009, 02:48 AM

That would be classic.

Dent · 08-07-2009, 07:10 AM

me
*when you gonna let me tap that?
her
*wot
me
*when you gonna let me tap that?
her
*tap wot
me
*that
her
*wots that
me
*you know.. that.
her
*hav 2 explain
me
*when you gonna let me tap that?

Fucking infinite loop IRL

Mr. Blonde · 08-07-2009, 08:57 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. honestly i can't do that to any of the girls i actually know here; the social pools are too small. I have, however, collected a few random girls numbers whom I will never see again, i'll give that a try tonight.

Mr. Blonde · 08-08-2009, 07:06 AM

I made out with some rando in a different town a few weeks ago. I chose her.
btw she obviously doesn't remember me/have my number...i almost like that better.

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: hi, who is this?
girl: marit?x
me: yup
girl: yey! theres a big massive fest at gwangali beach! come down!x
me: depends...when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: soon as u get here, you can tap this all you want!x

That should be interesting next time they meet up.

I propose a new variation of this game; text numbers you don't know.

C00ter · 08-08-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I made out with some rando in a different town a few weeks ago. I chose her.
btw she obviously doesn't remember me/have my number...i almost like that better.

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: hi, who is this?
girl: marit?x
me: yup
girl: yey! theres a big massive fest at gwangali beach! come down!x
me: depends...when you gonna let me tap that?
girl: soon as u get here, you can tap this all you want!x

That should be interesting next time they meet up.

I propose a new variation of this game; text numbers you don't know.

Nice Blonde. You could have essentially helped this young chap get laid. Maybe you could help dork out...

Dent · 09-06-2009, 05:33 PM

*so when you gonna let me tap that?
Today Has Beeen A Laugh says:
*go and suck on a horse dick u fat ugly fuckin prick i wudnt shag u if u was the last man on earth n even if i did need a shag do u relli think i wud cum 2 u ur the last person cuz i aint like that mate now go down karma hill and get yaself a nice little prozzy
me says:
*so when you gonna let me tap that?
Today Has Beeen A Laugh says:
*when ur cock has grown 10 inces
me says:
*so when you gonna let me tap that?

Today Has Beeen A Laugh says:
*ur gettin blocked and think i will report abuse aswell and get ur msn deleted
Tom says:
*so when you gonna let me tap that?
Today Has Beeen A Laugh says:
*byeeeee

(blocked)

I speak to retards.

08-06-2009, 03:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	when you gonna let me tap that? 1. Text all the bitches in your phone saying "when you gonna let me tap that?" 2. Post results here. 3. ????? 4. Get laid. Girl #1: me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: hahahaha me: answer the question, please her: [no response] Girl #2: me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: lol ur a dork! but smooth of course me: so was that a yes? her: lol yea since ur in tx and all! me: score! her: totally Girl #3: me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: well that's a greeting i get everyday! me: answer the question, please. her: go do some yoga! me: can i tap that after yoga? her: are you in az? me: i'll be the one asking the questions her: my ex boyfriend (soulmate) and ex hubby from 5 years ago both want me back! unless you want an ass kickin then prly no tapping at this time, but i like your style me: i do have good style, thank you her: and good kisses! Girl #4: me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: whoo the hel l is this? me: i'll ask the questions around here. you just answer. her: look fucktard... you best crawl back in the hole you came from me: after you let me tap it, that is, right? her: the only thing thats gonna tap is your mis shaped head when it hits the floor... one more text and i assure u i will know where to find u me: hey don't you threate... oh shit! her: that wasn't a threat, it was a promise. i will know ur name and where you work in 2 hours me: baby, if you need directions, you could just ask Girl #5: me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: tonight! me: thank you for cutting to the chase More as they arrive...
	Last edited by Ugly Bastard; 08-06-2009 at 03:58 PM.

08-06-2009, 07:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Mis shaped head? I'm going to use that one in my next fight.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-06-2009, 07:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	sent: When you gonna let me suck your balls received: eat my asshole tonight babe
	#YOLO

08-07-2009, 01:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	blonde, plz plz plz send this msg to that gurl u don't like in korea and post resultz
	#YOLO

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Joke of the Day	Orgazmo	General Chat	277	04-03-2013 08:24 AM
I shall miss you all...	Ironic Mustache	News	34	12-11-2009 11:59 AM
[: Favourite Lyrics :]	Titan	The Arts	254	07-24-2006 08:39 AM
Are you ready? We're gonna do it...	The Light	General Chat	5	12-14-2005 04:49 PM
Who's gonna play Oklahoma?	Pliedes	Sports	57	12-10-2003 04:20 AM

08-06-2009, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	me: i'll be the one asking the questions LOL

08-06-2009, 04:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I like the tough ass who evidently deleted you from her contacts.

08-07-2009, 02:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	That would be classic.

08-07-2009, 07:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	me when you gonna let me tap that? her wot me when you gonna let me tap that? her tap wot me that her wots that me you know.. that. her hav 2 explain me *when you gonna let me tap that? Fucking infinite loop IRL

08-07-2009, 08:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. honestly i can't do that to any of the girls i actually know here; the social pools are too small. I have, however, collected a few random girls numbers whom I will never see again, i'll give that a try tonight.

08-08-2009, 07:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I made out with some rando in a different town a few weeks ago. I chose her. btw she obviously doesn't remember me/have my number...i almost like that better. me: so when you gonna let me tap that? girl: hi, who is this? girl: marit?x me: yup girl: yey! theres a big massive fest at gwangali beach! come down!x me: depends...when you gonna let me tap that? girl: soon as u get here, you can tap this all you want!x That should be interesting next time they meet up. I propose a new variation of this game; text numbers you don't know.

09-06-2009, 05:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	so when you gonna let me tap that? Today Has Beeen A Laugh says: go and suck on a horse dick u fat ugly fuckin prick i wudnt shag u if u was the last man on earth n even if i did need a shag do u relli think i wud cum 2 u ur the last person cuz i aint like that mate now go down karma hill and get yaself a nice little prozzy me says: so when you gonna let me tap that? Today Has Beeen A Laugh says: when ur cock has grown 10 inces me says: so when you gonna let me tap that? Today Has Beeen A Laugh says: ur gettin blocked and think i will report abuse aswell and get ur msn deleted Tom says: so when you gonna let me tap that? Today Has Beeen A Laugh says: byeeeee (blocked) I speak to retards.