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Pliedes · 11-17-2003, 11:21 PM

Let me tell you a little story.

Titan and I were hungry. We knew pizza would satisfy our cravings, but alas, we had no money. There was an atm at the student union though, so we made our way in that direction.

As we entered the Union, we immediately spotted aforementioned atm and proceeded to withdrawl the necessary funds. After that though, I really had to take a piss.

Titan immediately offers help, and points me to the nearest bathroom. As I walk in, I remember the bathroom as the one I used but 3 days ago when walking to class. I go in and take a quick piss. As I do my business I hear other stalls flushing and whatnot. I casually finish up, wash my hands, and exit.

I walk out to see a grin on Mr.Tan's face. As we stroll away, I ask what he's grinning about. He points me back towards the restroom.

I read the sign on the door; "Women".

The real humor lies in the fact that I also used the same restroom a few days ago, never even noticing... oh, and by the way, I pissed on the seat.

Titan · 11-17-2003, 11:29 PM

Pliedes walked so casually in and out of the bathroom, I thought for sure he was just calling my bluff.

When he came out he asked why I was smiling, I said, "Did you see the Asian girl go in there?" and he's like "In the men's room??"

Wow... it was funny... but no one around even noticed.

I really would have liked him and a girl inside to get in an argument over who was in the wrong bathroom.

BrassMonkees · 11-17-2003, 11:49 PM

whats with the asian comment titan? you think asians can't use public restrooms? is that what you are trying to get at? I would think you above all people would be able to relate to the suppression my people have had to endure the last 244 years.

Titan · 11-18-2003, 12:02 AM

Shutup ya damn chink.

11-17-2003, 11:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Pliedes walked so casually in and out of the bathroom, I thought for sure he was just calling my bluff. When he came out he asked why I was smiling, I said, "Did you see the Asian girl go in there?" and he's like "In the men's room??" Wow... it was funny... but no one around even noticed. I really would have liked him and a girl inside to get in an argument over who was in the wrong bathroom.
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-17-2003, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	whats with the asian comment titan? you think asians can't use public restrooms? is that what you are trying to get at? I would think you above all people would be able to relate to the suppression my people have had to endure the last 244 years.
	neither here nor there...

11-18-2003, 12:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Shutup ya damn chink.
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-17-2003, 11:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Let me tell you a little story. Titan and I were hungry. We knew pizza would satisfy our cravings, but alas, we had no money. There was an atm at the student union though, so we made our way in that direction. As we entered the Union, we immediately spotted aforementioned atm and proceeded to withdrawl the necessary funds. After that though, I really had to take a piss. Titan immediately offers help, and points me to the nearest bathroom. As I walk in, I remember the bathroom as the one I used but 3 days ago when walking to class. I go in and take a quick piss. As I do my business I hear other stalls flushing and whatnot. I casually finish up, wash my hands, and exit. I walk out to see a grin on Mr.Tan's face. As we stroll away, I ask what he's grinning about. He points me back towards the restroom. I read the sign on the door; "Women". The real humor lies in the fact that I also used the same restroom a few days ago, never even noticing... oh, and by the way, I pissed on the seat.