ass chaps

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

While digging around my computer looking for files to back up in preparation for my yearly reformatting, I stumbled across a long forgotten gem of an IM convo that had to be from either my sophomore or junior year of high school. I'd like to share it in uneditted splendor:

him [10:19 PM]: i say we bring up the topic of asschaps
him [10:20 PM]: ive been talking about them alkl night
him [10:20 PM]: i made a sketch already

MMPdog [10:20 PM]: hahahahaha
MMPdog [10:21 PM]: make sure you bring that sketch to school tomorrow...

him [10:21 PM]: alright, its so cool dude, only my crack shows though
him [10:21 PM]: im tinkering with the idea of showing more of the cheek

MMPdog [10:21 PM]: hahahahahaha
MMPdog [10:21 PM]: omg

him [10:22 PM]: what are you laughing about

MMPdog [10:22 PM]: yes, tinkering with the cheek idea is worth the time

him [10:23 PM]: yeah, i just dont know how much to show
him [10:23 PM]: i dont wana over do it
him [10:23 PM]: ya know

MMPdog [10:23 PM]: well showing cheek is definitely one of my greatest priority
MMPdog [10:24 PM]: but the key is to do it in a tasteful manner

him [10:24 PM]: yea thats what im thinking
him [10:24 PM]: im sure burke will mess up his
him [10:25 PM]: he wont even add ribbons
him [10:25 PM]: :-*

MMPdog [10:25 PM]: really you have to decide between cheek and crack, both just leaves too little to the imagination
MMPdog [10:25 PM]: that kid just has no fashion sense

him [10:26 PM]: your telling me
him [10:26 PM]: when you wear them you have to make people want more
him [10:26 PM]: thats what most people overlook

MMPdog [10:27 PM]: yea i was discussing this with my mom and she said people with bigger builds should stray away from tassles and stick to ribbon
MMPdog [10:27 PM]: you couldn't be more right in your observation

him [10:29 PM]: oh yea, tina made the keen inquiry that red or green ribbons might clash, she said to stick with pink or even purple to blend in with the skin color

him [10:29 PM]: dependng on the person obviosly

MMPdog [10:29 PM]: well obviously

him [10:30 PM]: burke would be a yellow or even black with his pale flacky exterior

MMPdog [10:30 PM]: yes a lighter skin tone could risk a dark purple shade with hints of pink

him [10:31 PM]: haha
him [10:31 PM]: im gonna have to put that on the profile
him [10:31 PM]: its to perfect

MMPdog [10:31 PM]: but really it just depends on what you feel is comfortable
MMPdog [10:31 PM]: lol

him [10:32 PM]: yea, i feel best in a light beige
him [10:32 PM]: even a dark orange at times

MMPdog [10:32 PM]: this is true

him [10:32 PM]: depending on the weather

MMPdog [10:34 PM]: but personally, i would never stray too far from orang on the spectrum, when the line between orange and red becomes blurred you cross in risky territory, tangerine is always a safe bet, especially in these early fall months

him [10:35 PM]: lol
him [10:35 PM]: i couldnt agree more, tangerine is best with the smell of fresh fallen leaves filling ones nose

MMPdog [10:36 PM]: yes it really engorges the senses

him [10:36 PM]: although most people shouldnt touch it no matter what time of the year it is
him [10:40 PM]: well im gonna retire for the night, this has possibly been the best conversatoin of my life
him [10:40 PM]: i thank you for that
him [10:40 PM]: id appreciate if you could also bring in a sketch tomorrow, we can compare colors and textures

MMPdog [10:40 PM]: oh tell me about it, i saw someone today who had no business wearing orange today, it wasn't quite tangerine but it was definitely breaching with tangerine undertones, and i says to myself, "golly what was he thinking, his skin tone is way too pastey"
MMPdog [10:41 PM]: all right sounds like a good plan

him [10:41 PM]: i feel you

MMPdog [10:41 PM]: thankyou, its nice to have an intelligent conversation once and a while

him [10:41 PM]: tell me about it
him [10:41 PM]: later

[ November 18, 2005, 04:04 AM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]