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George Sherman · 11-19-2004, 08:54 PM

I think the worst way to die would be, a DEATH BY ANAL SEX.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-19-2004, 09:18 PM

I think it would be worse to ALMOST die from anal sex.

AcTivE · 11-19-2004, 09:41 PM

I think it'd suck if someone stabbed forks into you all over your entire body. You'd probably die, or at least bleed a little.

George Sherman · 11-20-2004, 12:31 AM

Forking would be a bad way to go, and almost dying from anal sex would be bad too. What about dying from being a fatass, that would suck.

St. Anky · 11-20-2004, 04:49 AM

swallowing a hot coal

you're throat would blister and swell, preventing you from breathing as you get charred from the insides.

suffocate and burn from the inside.... wow

Mr. Blonde · 11-20-2004, 12:44 PM

Jesus...

George Sherman · 11-20-2004, 12:45 PM

Thats horrible

ninjaface · 11-20-2004, 04:43 PM

Being crushed by a huge crate of Nutty Bars, or even Whatchamacallits.

blackbirdsjoy · 11-22-2004, 12:01 AM

drowning, you can die like 4 different ways, but on a lighter note: being hung upside down, slowly watching yourself bleed to death from the small inscensions all over your body.

[ November 21, 2004, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: blackbirdsjoy ]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-22-2004, 06:19 AM

heres one, dying by your own grandmother sitting on your head naked while her ass suffocates you. either that or cancer

Nathan · 11-22-2004, 02:44 PM

A pendulum death would suck ass. If I remember correctly from The Pit and the Pendulum that thing was slowly cranking down for days straight, only lowering like half a cm every crank. So it would slowly tear through your body, starting with a small cut on your chest, that gradually would get deeper and deeper.

Lying Guru · 11-22-2004, 03:27 PM

Death by american pie flute reference [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-22-2004, 04:25 PM

If you went on a killing rampage and killed your family, then came to your senses and realized what you had done.

The guilt and utter failure felt and eventual suicide, that would be the worst way to die.

St. Anky · 11-22-2004, 05:21 PM

nope, sorry, thats incorrect FC

.Hack · 11-22-2004, 07:03 PM

the worst way to die would be aids. which you caught from ur brother/sister

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-22-2004, 07:22 PM

No but seriously, the worst way to die:

While youre working on a space shuttle and somehow get dislodged from your ship, you are spinning uncontrollably in space, feeling totally helpless. theres is no way you can stop spinning and feeling disoriented until you finally run out of oxygen several long hours later. trust me it sucks

Orgazmo · 11-22-2004, 09:10 PM

What if you were injected with opiates...an amount large enough that you're completely paralyzed...but small enough so that you're still completely conscious and aware of what's going on around you (and we'll say you can feel everything too). Now imagine that a toddler is in the room with you...and, for some unknown reason, they're absolutely convinced that you're not a real person. On top of this, they're convinced that candy is hidden inside of your body. Delicious candy. The best candy in the world. In order to get to the candy, they must get inside of your body. Unfortunately for them, the only thing in the room beside you and the toddler (who are both completely naked) is a package of 50,000 staples...each individual. Because of their inability to free their mind of the candy that rests inside of your body, the child is relentless in their use of the staples to slowly tear your body apart in search of the delicious treat. They won't stop until they find it. Ever.

That'd suck.

George Sherman · 11-22-2004, 09:18 PM

That is horrible

silver and cold · 11-23-2004, 06:22 PM

dying from liver cancer, while being a diabetic.
your miserable, and its a slow process.

VOL · 11-23-2004, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
I think the worst way to die would be, a DEATH BY ANAL SEX.

Is that seriously possible?

George Sherman · 11-23-2004, 10:54 PM

Oh its possible

Mr. Blonde · 11-23-2004, 11:05 PM

[ November 23, 2004, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Mr. Blonde · 11-23-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by George Sherman:
I think the worst way to die would be, a DEATH BY ANAL SEX.

Is that seriously possible?</font>[/quote]VOL, you aren't fooling anybody.

ice cold BRU · 11-30-2004, 04:21 PM

im pretty sure the worst way to die would be to be killed by a midget

Orgazmo · 11-30-2004, 04:47 PM

It would suck if you contracted some disease that slowly started to turn your body inside out (say...1/8" at a time) starting with the tip of your cock.

11-19-2004, 08:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I think the worst way to die would be, a DEATH BY ANAL SEX.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

11-19-2004, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I think it would be worse to ALMOST die from anal sex.
	#YOLO

11-19-2004, 09:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I think it'd suck if someone stabbed forks into you all over your entire body. You'd probably die, or at least bleed a little.
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11-20-2004, 12:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Forking would be a bad way to go, and almost dying from anal sex would be bad too. What about dying from being a fatass, that would suck.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

11-20-2004, 12:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Jesus...
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-20-2004, 04:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	swallowing a hot coal you're throat would blister and swell, preventing you from breathing as you get charred from the insides. suffocate and burn from the inside.... wow

11-20-2004, 12:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Thats horrible
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

11-20-2004, 04:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Being crushed by a huge crate of Nutty Bars, or even Whatchamacallits.

11-22-2004, 12:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
blackbirdsjoy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Piss Hole Posts: 185 Internets: 10	drowning, you can die like 4 different ways, but on a lighter note: being hung upside down, slowly watching yourself bleed to death from the small inscensions all over your body. [ November 21, 2004, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: blackbirdsjoy ]
	Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.

11-22-2004, 06:19 AM	#10 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	heres one, dying by your own grandmother sitting on your head naked while her ass suffocates you. either that or cancer
	#YOLO

11-22-2004, 02:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 627 Internets: 4881	A pendulum death would suck ass. If I remember correctly from The Pit and the Pendulum that thing was slowly cranking down for days straight, only lowering like half a cm every crank. So it would slowly tear through your body, starting with a small cut on your chest, that gradually would get deeper and deeper.

11-22-2004, 03:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lying Guru Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Behind you! Posts: 2 Internets: 10	Death by american pie flute reference [img]tongue.gif[/img]
	If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing.

11-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	If you went on a killing rampage and killed your family, then came to your senses and realized what you had done. The guilt and utter failure felt and eventual suicide, that would be the worst way to die.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

11-22-2004, 05:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	nope, sorry, thats incorrect FC

11-22-2004, 07:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
.Hack Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 6 Internets: 10	the worst way to die would be aids. which you caught from ur brother/sister

11-22-2004, 07:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	No but seriously, the worst way to die: While youre working on a space shuttle and somehow get dislodged from your ship, you are spinning uncontrollably in space, feeling totally helpless. theres is no way you can stop spinning and feeling disoriented until you finally run out of oxygen several long hours later. trust me it sucks
	#YOLO

11-22-2004, 09:10 PM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	What if you were injected with opiates...an amount large enough that you're completely paralyzed...but small enough so that you're still completely conscious and aware of what's going on around you (and we'll say you can feel everything too). Now imagine that a toddler is in the room with you...and, for some unknown reason, they're absolutely convinced that you're not a real person. On top of this, they're convinced that candy is hidden inside of your body. Delicious candy. The best candy in the world. In order to get to the candy, they must get inside of your body. Unfortunately for them, the only thing in the room beside you and the toddler (who are both completely naked) is a package of 50,000 staples...each individual. Because of their inability to free their mind of the candy that rests inside of your body, the child is relentless in their use of the staples to slowly tear your body apart in search of the delicious treat. They won't stop until they find it. Ever. That'd suck.

11-22-2004, 09:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	That is horrible
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

11-23-2004, 06:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	dying from liver cancer, while being a diabetic. your miserable, and its a slow process.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

11-23-2004, 10:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Oh its possible
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

11-23-2004, 11:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	[ November 23, 2004, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-30-2004, 04:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
ice cold BRU Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: indianapolis/middlebury Posts: 6 Internets: 10	im pretty sure the worst way to die would be to be killed by a midget

11-30-2004, 04:47 PM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	It would suck if you contracted some disease that slowly started to turn your body inside out (say...1/8" at a time) starting with the tip of your cock.

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