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Pliedes · 04-12-2005, 05:58 PM

...absolutely suck. By Pliedes and Titan.

There are many constructive, positive things you could do to pass the time each day. We prefer a different route.

While there are many ways to make someone's day suck, certain things will be more effective than others. We will focus on one particular method which brings us much humor.

Step One:
-Collect a bunch of condoms.

Step Two:
-Find sharp pointy needles. Pins also work.

Step Three:
-Poke needles through, making clean, unnoticable holes.

Step Four:
-Repeat many times.

Step Five:
-Place on a sidewalk in a public area with the sign "pleas use us" by them.

Step Six:
-Laugh your ass off knowing that there are people out there stupid enough to pick up (and eventually use) a random condom they found on the street.

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2005, 06:13 PM

I bite my nails too.

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2005, 07:06 PM

This is good stuff. I find it hilarious, but I can think of one or two people who think this is cruel and unusual. Something very similar was done to someone else we all know and love, and while I found it hilarious, a lot of people thought it was a dick move.

Fuck those people. I think its hilarious.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 04-12-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Something very similar was done to someone else we all know and love.

Sounds like story time.

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2005, 07:11 PM

Well I'm not exactly 100% sure that this person ever found out that it happened. So I'd rather keep to myself on this one.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2005, 07:11 PM

'Member that time we mailed out a letter? Hehe.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 04-12-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
'Member that time we mailed out a letter? Hehe.

Not until you mentioned it. Absolutely hilarious.

Titan · 04-12-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I bite my nails too.

Me too, Jesus H. Christ it's a small world.
Who the fuck in a million years would have thought that.
God damn.
I'm just... I'm... I'm fucking astonished, I can't even take it all in.

MAGICLIT · 04-12-2005, 08:24 PM

a week ago my cousin and i had this girl call my brother saying she was a rep from the department of health while we listened in on 3-way.

She said she had a test result from a girl who put his name down on the list of recent sexual partners. she said that the girl had herpes and that they recommend my brother to coming down and getting tested himself. At first he was like "what bitch said that" to which the girl replied we are not aloud to disclose such info. He then sounded like he actually could believe, got scared and hung up.

It was hilarious...i highly recommend trying this on a loved one.

Ironic Mustache · 04-13-2005, 12:31 PM

I wouldn't use those condoms if I bought them in a store. That's some cheap looking shit right there... Plus, condoms are for sailors.

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2005, 01:21 PM

Yeah, i highly doubt anybody would take and use condoms they find on the street that say "please use me". Maybe if you scatter them, without the sign, people would...but that's too suspicious...i'd think they'd have something wrong with them.

Ironic Mustache · 04-13-2005, 01:35 PM

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2005, 02:01 PM

exactly.

Titan · 04-13-2005, 03:29 PM

It's more for humour's sake than devistation.
People get themselves in enough trouble already.

Orgazmo · 04-13-2005, 03:43 PM

I find the last picture to be absolutely hilarious. It's clearly a trap that very few people would ever fall for. I think it's the obviousness of it all that makes it so funny.

Pliedes · 04-14-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
It's clearly a trap that very few people would ever fall for.

And yet some of them were missing when we picked them up nearly six hours later...

God's Substitute · 04-17-2005, 07:01 PM

you can also make money out of this too. instead of just leaving them in the street, you could just sum up some courage and sell it to people, charging a higher price than usual for those desperate for one.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-17-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
And yet some of them were missing when we picked them up nearly six hours later...

dude! you poked holes in them remember?

Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 12:24 PM

It's unfair of him to play god this way, but ultimately, hilarious. In china you're only allowed two children per couple, by law. This joke would be even funnier to pull there on people who already have two.

04-12-2005, 06:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I bite my nails too.
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04-12-2005, 08:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	a week ago my cousin and i had this girl call my brother saying she was a rep from the department of health while we listened in on 3-way. She said she had a test result from a girl who put his name down on the list of recent sexual partners. she said that the girl had herpes and that they recommend my brother to coming down and getting tested himself. At first he was like "what bitch said that" to which the girl replied we are not aloud to disclose such info. He then sounded like he actually could believe, got scared and hung up. It was hilarious...i highly recommend trying this on a loved one.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-13-2005, 12:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I wouldn't use those condoms if I bought them in a store. That's some cheap looking shit right there... Plus, condoms are for sailors.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-13-2005, 01:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yeah, i highly doubt anybody would take and use condoms they find on the street that say "please use me". Maybe if you scatter them, without the sign, people would...but that's too suspicious...i'd think they'd have something wrong with them.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-13-2005, 01:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-12-2005, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	...absolutely suck. By Pliedes and Titan. There are many constructive, positive things you could do to pass the time each day. We prefer a different route. While there are many ways to make someone's day suck, certain things will be more effective than others. We will focus on one particular method which brings us much humor. Step One: -Collect a bunch of condoms. Step Two: -Find sharp pointy needles. Pins also work. Step Three: -Poke needles through, making clean, unnoticable holes. Step Four: -Repeat many times. Step Five: -Place on a sidewalk in a public area with the sign "pleas use us" by them. Step Six: -Laugh your ass off knowing that there are people out there stupid enough to pick up (and eventually use) a random condom they found on the street.

04-12-2005, 07:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This is good stuff. I find it hilarious, but I can think of one or two people who think this is cruel and unusual. Something very similar was done to someone else we all know and love, and while I found it hilarious, a lot of people thought it was a dick move. Fuck those people. I think its hilarious. -Ugly Bastard

04-12-2005, 07:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Well I'm not exactly 100% sure that this person ever found out that it happened. So I'd rather keep to myself on this one. -Ugly Bastard

04-12-2005, 07:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	'Member that time we mailed out a letter? Hehe. -Ugly Bastard

04-13-2005, 02:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	exactly.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-13-2005, 03:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	It's more for humour's sake than devistation. People get themselves in enough trouble already.
	I do what the fuck I want.

04-13-2005, 03:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I find the last picture to be absolutely hilarious. It's clearly a trap that very few people would ever fall for. I think it's the obviousness of it all that makes it so funny.

04-17-2005, 07:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	you can also make money out of this too. instead of just leaving them in the street, you could just sum up some courage and sell it to people, charging a higher price than usual for those desperate for one.
	allow me to urinate on you

04-18-2005, 12:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It's unfair of him to play god this way, but ultimately, hilarious. In china you're only allowed two children per couple, by law. This joke would be even funnier to pull there on people who already have two.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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