McDonalds CEO Dies of Heart Attack - Nubblies.net Forums

Teddy KGB · 04-20-2004, 02:15 AM

Does anyone else find it ironic that the Chief Executive Officer of McDonalds died of a heart attack @ at a worldwide convention of McDonalds restaurant owners? I bet it was that treacherous #1 value meal he had for lunch that did him in...

Ugly Bastard · 04-20-2004, 02:20 AM

Kroc? Or has he been dead?

-Ugly Bastard

yardobeef · 04-20-2004, 04:32 AM

kroc has been dead i think

Saint DH · 04-20-2004, 12:36 PM

Yeah Kroc's been dead for awhile.

Ugly Bastard · 04-20-2004, 01:14 PM

Probably from all that McDonald's he ate.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-20-2004, 02:08 PM

Don't jump to conclusions, they're still investigating.

[ April 20, 2004, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

victim · 04-20-2004, 06:06 PM

I ate a Large #5 with a Dr. Pepper, a double cheeseburger, and an apple pie out of respect (and hunger) this afternoon.

Zelart · 04-20-2004, 10:48 PM

That bastard deserved to die Mcdonalds made me fat

Alpha · 04-20-2004, 10:51 PM

Mcdonald's doesn't give heart attacks, that's like telling me smoking will give me cancer!

Zelart · 04-20-2004, 11:09 PM

I hope theres an explosion in the fryer from puttin to much chicken penis to make there "chicken mcnuggets" and it burns the shit out of everyone then when i see there scarred asses the next day eating my daily Bigmac i can laugh in there face.

Bake Me A Pie Bitch · 04-20-2004, 11:10 PM

I have no sympathy for that guy. McDonald's food killed my father. And raped my mother!

Zelart · 04-20-2004, 11:12 PM

No sorry that was me who raped your mother. Then i ate your father.

Bake Me A Pie Bitch · 04-20-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zelart:
I hope theres an explosion in the fryer from puttin to much chicken penis to make there "chicken mcnuggets"

I happen to know for a fact that putting penis in a deep fryer will not cause an explosion. Unless the guy takes his revenge by bombing your house.

Zelart · 04-20-2004, 11:21 PM

Good for you....I honestly don't care what you know because your probably just a low life fryer at Mcdonalds and i hope that you die a horrible and painful death by being slowly dip in a deep fryer.

Bake Me A Pie Bitch · 04-20-2004, 11:24 PM

04-20-2004, 02:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Teddy KGB Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ball State Posts: 15 Internets: 10	Does anyone else find it ironic that the Chief Executive Officer of McDonalds died of a heart attack @ at a worldwide convention of McDonalds restaurant owners? I bet it was that treacherous #1 value meal he had for lunch that did him in...
	Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

04-20-2004, 04:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	kroc has been dead i think
	What up brah?

04-20-2004, 02:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Don't jump to conclusions, they're still investigating. [ April 20, 2004, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
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04-20-2004, 06:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	I ate a Large #5 with a Dr. Pepper, a double cheeseburger, and an apple pie out of respect (and hunger) this afternoon.
	get off my internet!!!

04-20-2004, 10:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zelart Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: warsaw indiana Posts: 51 Internets: 10	That bastard deserved to die Mcdonalds made me fat
	"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call."

04-20-2004, 02:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Kroc? Or has he been dead? -Ugly Bastard

04-20-2004, 12:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Yeah Kroc's been dead for awhile.

04-20-2004, 01:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Probably from all that McDonald's he ate. -Ugly Bastard

04-20-2004, 10:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Mcdonald's doesn't give heart attacks, that's like telling me smoking will give me cancer!
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

04-20-2004, 11:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Zelart Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: warsaw indiana Posts: 51 Internets: 10	I hope theres an explosion in the fryer from puttin to much chicken penis to make there "chicken mcnuggets" and it burns the shit out of everyone then when i see there scarred asses the next day eating my daily Bigmac i can laugh in there face.
	"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call."

04-20-2004, 11:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bake Me A Pie Bitch Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ball State Posts: 13 Internets: 10	I have no sympathy for that guy. McDonald's food killed my father. And raped my mother!
	"Women are not people, they are devices created by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment."<br />--Peter Griffin, Family Guy

04-20-2004, 11:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Zelart Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: warsaw indiana Posts: 51 Internets: 10	No sorry that was me who raped your mother. Then i ate your father.
	"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call."

04-20-2004, 11:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
Zelart Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: warsaw indiana Posts: 51 Internets: 10	Good for you....I honestly don't care what you know because your probably just a low life fryer at Mcdonalds and i hope that you die a horrible and painful death by being slowly dip in a deep fryer.
	"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call."

04-20-2004, 11:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bake Me A Pie Bitch Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ball State Posts: 13 Internets: 10	k.
	"Women are not people, they are devices created by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment."<br />--Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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