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Ironic Mustache · 06-30-2005, 01:39 PM

No matter how much you love someone or how long you've been together, it's never ok for them to see you poop.

When I'm doing my thang, it's like I'm engaging in the struggle between good and evil. No woman deserves to see my war face or here my battle cry. Not to mention, the other obvious sensory overloads...

I've dropped deuces that rival child birth and didn't need any moral support. (Sure a little consoling afterward, but I got through the hard part on my own.) A woman's place is in the kitchen, not the bathroom.

I've simultaneously found and lost religion while getting my poop on. Do I really want some chick talking to me while experiencing such enlightenment? What are your thoughts on the subject.

MAGICLIT · 06-30-2005, 01:56 PM

I like my privacy whilst on dee sheeter,however I can drop a deuce in front of my significant other if need be (i.e. we're both getting ready for work), but it wouldn't be as enjoyable as when i'm alone.

06-30-2005, 02:23 PM

There are several times when the relationship between a man and his shit is stronger than any other bond in the universe:

One of these shits is The Beer Shit.

After a long night drinking, you will experience the rankest and most emotional shit ever. It is both a joy and a pain, as no doubt your head is spinning and you are breaking into a cold sweat.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-30-2005, 05:47 PM

I don't even like the idea of taking a crap infront of myself. I usually close my eyes and make sure no mirrors are infront of me. I'll usually pretend I'm doing something else, and when I'm done it's forgotten.

Such a vile, filthy act...

Beebs · 06-30-2005, 06:11 PM

Forget the beer shit, try the "opiates have had me constipated for several days, now I have a pinneapple exiting my asshole" shit.

[ June 30, 2005, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

theMerciless1 · 06-30-2005, 07:00 PM

my chick doesnt even like when i talk to her through the door from the shitter.

MAGICLIT · 06-30-2005, 07:03 PM

I used to be like that, but i just figure everybody does it so whats the big deal?

Ironic Mustache · 06-30-2005, 07:06 PM

Everyone pukes from time to time to, it doesn't mean anyone else wants to see it.

MAGICLIT · 06-30-2005, 07:09 PM

good point. 'nuff said.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-01-2005, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
No matter how much you love someone or how long you've been together, it's never ok for them to see you poop.

When I'm doing my thang, it's like I'm engaging in the struggle between good and evil. No woman deserves to see my war face or here my battle cry. Not to mention, the other obvious sensory overloads...

I've dropped deuces that rival child birth and didn't need any moral support. (Sure a little consoling afterward, but I got through the hard part on my own.) A woman's place is in the kitchen, not the bathroom.

I've simultaneously found and lost religion while getting my poop on. Do I really want some chick talking to me while experiencing such enlightenment? What are your thoughts on the subject.

i am in 100% agreement w/ you.

they joke w/ me from time to time and say they are going to poop w/ the door open.

there will be none of that in this house!!!

Niger Angelus · 07-01-2005, 01:44 AM

I don't care, I even talk on the phone when I poo.

StabMaster Arson · 07-01-2005, 02:31 AM

I often talk on the phone if I don't have a fresh magazine or catalog handy, but under no circumstances will anyone else be in the room.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-01-2005, 08:04 AM

Dude, I don't even like anyone to be in the room next to the room I'm taking a dump in.

MAGICLIT · 07-01-2005, 01:11 PM

You shit therefore you are.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-01-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Dude, I don't even like anyone to be in the room next to the room I'm taking a dump in.

hey, tell them the story about the japanese restaurant. that one blows my mind, LOL.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-01-2005, 05:43 PM

Well, to make a long story short...I'm at this Sushi restaurant and I've gotta take a leak. But much to my horror I find the bathroom is like, built for one, but there is no door lock. There is 1 urinal and 1 toilet. If this doesn't blow your mind, try the fact that there was no wall around the toilet...The toilet was just there...Like in a prison cell.

So as I get in there, to my shock and horror I see some dude sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, taking a dump. Awkward as hell doesn't even begin to do this moment justice. Then the guy casually says "What's up" to me, sorta up nodding his head. What's up? Oh I don't know, just experiencing one of the most traumatizing moments of my life! Needless to say I got the fuck outta there real quick.

Ironic Mustache · 07-05-2005, 12:24 PM

I thought you were going to say that you were pissing in the urinal and some dude walked in and start shitting.

Scarlet · 07-05-2005, 10:02 PM

Definetly by myself, its just not the same with ppl around.

bloodyfart · 07-07-2005, 01:19 PM

some things need dto remain private so that you can keep your sexual mystique.

Ironic Mustache · 07-07-2005, 01:38 PM

IMTT was deucing yesterday and told me not to come anywhere near the door I was about to accidentally open. I've never been more proud.

MAGICLIT · 07-07-2005, 01:40 PM

good for you wayne, good for you.

06-30-2005, 01:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No matter how much you love someone or how long you've been together, it's never ok for them to see you poop. When I'm doing my thang, it's like I'm engaging in the struggle between good and evil. No woman deserves to see my war face or here my battle cry. Not to mention, the other obvious sensory overloads... I've dropped deuces that rival child birth and didn't need any moral support. (Sure a little consoling afterward, but I got through the hard part on my own.) A woman's place is in the kitchen, not the bathroom. I've simultaneously found and lost religion while getting my poop on. Do I really want some chick talking to me while experiencing such enlightenment? What are your thoughts on the subject.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-30-2005, 01:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I like my privacy whilst on dee sheeter,however I can drop a deuce in front of my significant other if need be (i.e. we're both getting ready for work), but it wouldn't be as enjoyable as when i'm alone.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-30-2005, 02:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	There are several times when the relationship between a man and his shit is stronger than any other bond in the universe: One of these shits is The Beer Shit. After a long night drinking, you will experience the rankest and most emotional shit ever. It is both a joy and a pain, as no doubt your head is spinning and you are breaking into a cold sweat.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

06-30-2005, 07:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	my chick doesnt even like when i talk to her through the door from the shitter.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-30-2005, 07:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I used to be like that, but i just figure everybody does it so whats the big deal?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-30-2005, 05:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I don't even like the idea of taking a crap infront of myself. I usually close my eyes and make sure no mirrors are infront of me. I'll usually pretend I'm doing something else, and when I'm done it's forgotten. Such a vile, filthy act...

06-30-2005, 06:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Forget the beer shit, try the "opiates have had me constipated for several days, now I have a pinneapple exiting my asshole" shit. [ June 30, 2005, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

06-30-2005, 07:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Everyone pukes from time to time to, it doesn't mean anyone else wants to see it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-30-2005, 07:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	good point. 'nuff said.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-01-2005, 01:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I don't care, I even talk on the phone when I poo.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

07-01-2005, 02:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I often talk on the phone if I don't have a fresh magazine or catalog handy, but under no circumstances will anyone else be in the room.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-01-2005, 08:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Dude, I don't even like anyone to be in the room next to the room I'm taking a dump in.

07-01-2005, 01:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	You shit therefore you are.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-01-2005, 05:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Well, to make a long story short...I'm at this Sushi restaurant and I've gotta take a leak. But much to my horror I find the bathroom is like, built for one, but there is no door lock. There is 1 urinal and 1 toilet. If this doesn't blow your mind, try the fact that there was no wall around the toilet...The toilet was just there...Like in a prison cell. So as I get in there, to my shock and horror I see some dude sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, taking a dump. Awkward as hell doesn't even begin to do this moment justice. Then the guy casually says "What's up" to me, sorta up nodding his head. What's up? Oh I don't know, just experiencing one of the most traumatizing moments of my life! Needless to say I got the fuck outta there real quick.

07-05-2005, 12:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I thought you were going to say that you were pissing in the urinal and some dude walked in and start shitting.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-05-2005, 10:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Scarlet Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 106 Internets: 10	Definetly by myself, its just not the same with ppl around.

07-07-2005, 01:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	some things need dto remain private so that you can keep your sexual mystique.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-07-2005, 01:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	IMTT was deucing yesterday and told me not to come anywhere near the door I was about to accidentally open. I've never been more proud.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-07-2005, 01:40 PM	#21 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	good for you wayne, good for you.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

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