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Repugnant Abomination · 05-12-2005, 03:57 PM

I just had the greatest idea in the world. I have developed a way for you to achieve the ultimate orgasm or the UO for UB.

Since Sky diving is your passion and you're totally gay for it, you should jerk your magic pole and reach your splooging level during your free fall. Can you imagine? Combining the two most thrilling feelings you know into one glorified burst of pleasure?

Man, I'm a genius.

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 03:59 PM

What makes you think he hasn't already?

Repugnant Abomination · 05-12-2005, 04:00 PM

Because not everyone is on the level of genius that I am. I'm sure once he reads this he'll be wondering why he didn't think of it.

Ugly Bastard · 05-12-2005, 04:03 PM

An erection would be near impossible to obtain the second before you jump out of an airplane.

-Ugly Bastard

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 04:05 PM

aha, I stand corrected.

malice · 05-12-2005, 04:26 PM

That is genius, I think all women should try this, I would love to go to the mall and see hundreds of women masturbating. Actually going to the mall would become my favorite thing to do therefor I would then have the right to masturbate right along with them.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-12-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malice:
That is genius, I think all women should try this, I would love to go to the mall and see hundreds of women masturbating. Actually going to the mall would become my favorite thing to do therefor I would then have the right to masturbate right along with them.

women don't need to beat their beaver in order to achieve orgasm while in a store. this occurs spontaneously whenever they see a 50%, clearance or 2 for 1 sign.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-12-2005, 05:05 PM

you couldn't wack off while sky diving. do realize how cold it is up there?

also, i bet if the wind hit you in the wrong direction, it could rip your cock off.

lastly, the drag created would effect your trajectory (in some cases at least...)

bloodyfart · 05-12-2005, 05:09 PM

also it would be pretty dangerous to jack in air and try and remember when to pull the chute.

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 05:13 PM

He could tug both at the same time and begin jacking off as he slowly fell to the earth......that sounds so peaceful.

bloodyfart · 05-12-2005, 05:13 PM

i would think that he would want to jack during freefall.

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 05:16 PM

Oh, well you guys would know better than me becuase "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina"

Ironic Mustache · 05-12-2005, 05:24 PM

The freefall would definitely be the time to do it.

I suggest viagra to keep it up. Not even underwater could make you lose an erection on viagra. This is an entirely possible experiement.

[ May 12, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Prophet · 05-12-2005, 06:36 PM

The Sexbear gathered his disciples into the room with Him and spoke...

This, my brothers and sisters, is my greatest commandment: Thou shalt not tarnish these lands with thy filth. Thine foul ignorance is displeasing to your Sexbear, and will lead to great suffering upon the Judgement Day. Like the Sexleaf upon which I gnaw, those desecrators will be ground between my eternal teeth!

Ironic Mustache · 05-12-2005, 06:46 PM

For some reason I just don't see the cowboy affiliation for prophet. I'm not sure who it should be, but not cowboys.

MAGICLIT · 05-12-2005, 06:49 PM

He should have no affiliation, Prophets should be for all people........but if he was with any I'd put him with the homos

05-12-2005, 03:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	What makes you think he hasn't already?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 04:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	aha, I stand corrected.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 05:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	you couldn't wack off while sky diving. do realize how cold it is up there? also, i bet if the wind hit you in the wrong direction, it could rip your cock off. lastly, the drag created would effect your trajectory (in some cases at least...)
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

05-12-2005, 05:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	also it would be pretty dangerous to jack in air and try and remember when to pull the chute.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-12-2005, 05:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	He could tug both at the same time and begin jacking off as he slowly fell to the earth......that sounds so peaceful.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 03:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I just had the greatest idea in the world. I have developed a way for you to achieve the ultimate orgasm or the UO for UB. Since Sky diving is your passion and you're totally gay for it, you should jerk your magic pole and reach your splooging level during your free fall. Can you imagine? Combining the two most thrilling feelings you know into one glorified burst of pleasure? Man, I'm a genius.

05-12-2005, 04:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Because not everyone is on the level of genius that I am. I'm sure once he reads this he'll be wondering why he didn't think of it.

05-12-2005, 04:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	An erection would be near impossible to obtain the second before you jump out of an airplane. -Ugly Bastard

05-12-2005, 04:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	That is genius, I think all women should try this, I would love to go to the mall and see hundreds of women masturbating. Actually going to the mall would become my favorite thing to do therefor I would then have the right to masturbate right along with them.

05-12-2005, 05:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i would think that he would want to jack during freefall.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-12-2005, 05:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Oh, well you guys would know better than me becuase "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina"
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-12-2005, 05:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The freefall would definitely be the time to do it. I suggest viagra to keep it up. Not even underwater could make you lose an erection on viagra. This is an entirely possible experiement. [ May 12, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-12-2005, 06:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
Prophet Junior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: On a hilltop Posts: 4 Internets: 10	The Sexbear gathered his disciples into the room with Him and spoke... This, my brothers and sisters, is my greatest commandment: Thou shalt not tarnish these lands with thy filth. Thine foul ignorance is displeasing to your Sexbear, and will lead to great suffering upon the Judgement Day. Like the Sexleaf upon which I gnaw, those desecrators will be ground between my eternal teeth!
	<font size="6">THE END IS NIGH</font>

05-12-2005, 06:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	For some reason I just don't see the cowboy affiliation for prophet. I'm not sure who it should be, but not cowboys.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-12-2005, 06:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	He should have no affiliation, Prophets should be for all people........but if he was with any I'd put him with the homos
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

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