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11-03-2002, 10:59 PM

Basically, I'm posting this to let you know that there is a new poll (as no one finds it necessary to scroll to the bottom of the page to check a poll that is probably not new). Go ahead and post comments to back up your vote in this thread.

My vote goes to Samual L. Jackson. When it comes to bad motherfuckers, he's at the top of the list. There really is no competition at all...and I don't even think it's a close call. Of course, I had the same feeling on the last poll...and my precious Brooke didn't win...so we'll see.

Combat Chuck · 11-04-2002, 01:13 AM

Sure, Jackson's tough, but even he pees his pants when De Niro walks in the room.

Da HULK · 11-04-2002, 01:21 AM

i have to second that shit

all the mafia moive roberts been in dude i have mad props for him

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 01:28 AM

Snipes, Snipes, Snipes...

Combat Chuck · 11-04-2002, 01:31 AM

Has nothing on De Niro. Snipes has too much sympathy.

11-04-2002, 01:32 AM

De Niro is a pimp, that's undisputed, but all his gangster shit goes out the window when the ultimate hard ass, Mr. Jackson, enters the picture. Any man who has watched Shaft cannot argue that point...

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 01:34 AM

Watch Blade II, there is no sympathy there is there. Yeah that is a movie, but come on, he is a pimpmasterhiyahkungfublackdude.

11-04-2002, 01:36 AM

He may be more athletic than SLJ, but I don't give a fuck. Samuel L. has the attitude that can't be matched and that alone is enough to intimidate his opponent into suicide.

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 01:38 AM

He does scare me with some of the looks on his face from time to time. But killing straight up is usually faster than someone contemplating suicide.

11-04-2002, 01:39 AM

Go here and click on virtually any of the buttons. That is why Sam Jackson is the toughest of the 8. That is why he would kick the shit out of the rest.

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 01:43 AM

Man, I still am sticking wit my boy homes.

11-04-2002, 01:45 AM

That's fair. I really don't support BDH's vote of Jackie Chan. He may be able to pull his kung fu shit in movies, but I think if it came down to it, De Niro, Snipes, and Jackson could each fuck him up.

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 01:49 AM

Well it is the fact that the guy is 4'3.5", kinda like me. But anyhow. He wouldnt stand a chance at all. None AT ALL!
Sorry BAC???

11-04-2002, 01:50 AM

My guess is that BAC are his real initials. Since his last post was on a more serious topic, he used his real initials to signify that he wasn't posting as the character he's created, he was posting more as the person behind the character...

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 01:55 AM

Good observation. Yeah BAC is a good guy. It is also nice to have a serious post made from time to time. Well, a serious post that all nubbliers care about.

11-04-2002, 01:56 AM

I'll drink to that.

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 09:44 PM

Cheers.

buckeye · 11-04-2002, 09:47 PM

nicholas cage, just watch con air and you will agree. The part that defiently makes him a badass, is when he beats the shit out of the guy that picks up his daughter's bunny. "put the bunny, down....NOW!"

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2002, 09:54 PM

Snipes is all that there should be on the poll. There should be no poll. He is the man, and he is just plain HB all the way.

BigDongedHoe · 11-04-2002, 10:24 PM

All of you need to realize that you are totally wrong. Let me break it down 1 by 1 the guys on the poll and I will demonstrate to you how much more of a badass Jackie Chan is than anyone on that list by not just a little but by a shitload.

Vin Diesel-Now this guy could be a badass in real life cause he is strong as shit obviously but with no true fighting ability besides behind the big screen I don't see it.

Bruce Willis-Shit c'mon the guy is like 60 years old, once again another fake behind the movie screen pretender.

Rusell Crowe-He's 4'5 and chunky, he might fit into the best midgets that act poll.

Wesley Snipes-Definitely the biggest badass besides jackie. I have heard that Snipes owns a black belt IRL and he is built too so strength is not an issue.

Robert De Niro-HAHAHAHA are you kidding forget 60 what is this guy 80?? Fuck I'd fight De Niro and give him a swift kick to his satchel and his prostate would probably explode. Badass? More like an impotent mean looking guy....this choice is beyond laughable

Samuel L. Jackson-This guy is a tall skinny son of a bitch like me, there is no way this guy is a badass unless he has a gun in his hand or some shit like that behind camera to make him feel hard.

Arnold Schwarzenegger-Probably third behind Chan and Snipes....Is one big motherfucker and is strong as hell obviously. I think if he got a lucky knockout punch on chan or snipes he could take them but other than that I don't see it happening.

Jackie Chan-by far and away a clear cut winner. You guys talk about snipes having a black belt how about Chan studying Kung Fu, Taekwando, Karate, and several other forms of marshall arts. What he does on the big screen is all real as Chan never has a stunt double and has done ALL of his own stunts. The guy may be short (big deal) but he is one hell of a badass. Let me ask you this would any of you rather pick a fight with someone like Engler (mammoth(think schwarzenegger)) or Cory Hill(think chan)...while I really would never want to start shit with either of them I think I'd take my chances with Engler over hill.

Basically you all are voting who is the biggest badass behind the big screen in which case I would probably vote for Snipes cause in Blade 2 he is the pimp masta fo sho. If you are voting who would win a battle royale one vs. one tourney Chan would fuck em up beyond belief!

Not enough evidence??

visit www.jackie-chan.com and read about him.

:::BDH:::

11-04-2002, 10:29 PM

Yes, you're right with Engler representing Arnold and Hill being Chan's rep...but, in that situation, Samuel L. would be represented by Lennox Lewis. Now who do you think would win?

StabMaster Arson · 11-05-2002, 06:15 PM

where the fuck is Al Pacino? he'd just pull out his little friend and bury all these cocaroaches.

11-05-2002, 07:41 PM

What about Clint Eastwood? Seriously, yeah he's pussy now, but have you seen the Dirty Hairy movies? How about The Outlaw Josey Whales. You will never find someone more hardcore than Josey Whales, I shit you not.

"Dyin aint much of a livin"

StabMaster Arson · 11-05-2002, 08:44 PM

jr, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 05, 2002).]

sharkbite · 11-19-2002, 12:56 AM

I think Jet Li should be up there man yeah he might me like Chan but i think he would tear him apart. Li is like one of those Sholin munks and they are just badasses so that is what i think.

11-03-2002, 10:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Basically, I'm posting this to let you know that there is a new poll (as no one finds it necessary to scroll to the bottom of the page to check a poll that is probably not new). Go ahead and post comments to back up your vote in this thread. My vote goes to Samual L. Jackson. When it comes to bad motherfuckers, he's at the top of the list. There really is no competition at all...and I don't even think it's a close call. Of course, I had the same feeling on the last poll...and my precious Brooke didn't win...so we'll see.
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11-04-2002, 01:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	De Niro is a pimp, that's undisputed, but all his gangster shit goes out the window when the ultimate hard ass, Mr. Jackson, enters the picture. Any man who has watched Shaft cannot argue that point...
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11-04-2002, 01:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	He may be more athletic than SLJ, but I don't give a fuck. Samuel L. has the attitude that can't be matched and that alone is enough to intimidate his opponent into suicide.
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11-04-2002, 01:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Go here and click on virtually any of the buttons. That is why Sam Jackson is the toughest of the 8. That is why he would kick the shit out of the rest.
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11-04-2002, 01:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	That's fair. I really don't support BDH's vote of Jackie Chan. He may be able to pull his kung fu shit in movies, but I think if it came down to it, De Niro, Snipes, and Jackson could each fuck him up.
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11-04-2002, 01:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Sure, Jackson's tough, but even he pees his pants when De Niro walks in the room.

11-04-2002, 01:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Da HULK Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 18 Internets: 10	i have to second that shit all the mafia moive roberts been in dude i have mad props for him

11-04-2002, 01:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Snipes, Snipes, Snipes...

11-04-2002, 01:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Has nothing on De Niro. Snipes has too much sympathy.

11-04-2002, 01:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Watch Blade II, there is no sympathy there is there. Yeah that is a movie, but come on, he is a pimpmasterhiyahkungfublackdude.

11-04-2002, 01:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	He does scare me with some of the looks on his face from time to time. But killing straight up is usually faster than someone contemplating suicide.

11-04-2002, 01:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Man, I still am sticking wit my boy homes.

11-04-2002, 01:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well it is the fact that the guy is 4'3.5", kinda like me. But anyhow. He wouldnt stand a chance at all. None AT ALL! Sorry BAC???

11-04-2002, 01:50 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	My guess is that BAC are his real initials. Since his last post was on a more serious topic, he used his real initials to signify that he wasn't posting as the character he's created, he was posting more as the person behind the character...
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11-04-2002, 01:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Good observation. Yeah BAC is a good guy. It is also nice to have a serious post made from time to time. Well, a serious post that all nubbliers care about.

11-04-2002, 01:56 AM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'll drink to that.
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11-04-2002, 09:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Cheers.

11-04-2002, 09:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	nicholas cage, just watch con air and you will agree. The part that defiently makes him a badass, is when he beats the shit out of the guy that picks up his daughter's bunny. "put the bunny, down....NOW!"

11-04-2002, 09:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Snipes is all that there should be on the poll. There should be no poll. He is the man, and he is just plain HB all the way.

11-04-2002, 10:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	All of you need to realize that you are totally wrong. Let me break it down 1 by 1 the guys on the poll and I will demonstrate to you how much more of a badass Jackie Chan is than anyone on that list by not just a little but by a shitload. Vin Diesel-Now this guy could be a badass in real life cause he is strong as shit obviously but with no true fighting ability besides behind the big screen I don't see it. Bruce Willis-Shit c'mon the guy is like 60 years old, once again another fake behind the movie screen pretender. Rusell Crowe-He's 4'5 and chunky, he might fit into the best midgets that act poll. Wesley Snipes-Definitely the biggest badass besides jackie. I have heard that Snipes owns a black belt IRL and he is built too so strength is not an issue. Robert De Niro-HAHAHAHA are you kidding forget 60 what is this guy 80?? Fuck I'd fight De Niro and give him a swift kick to his satchel and his prostate would probably explode. Badass? More like an impotent mean looking guy....this choice is beyond laughable Samuel L. Jackson-This guy is a tall skinny son of a bitch like me, there is no way this guy is a badass unless he has a gun in his hand or some shit like that behind camera to make him feel hard. Arnold Schwarzenegger-Probably third behind Chan and Snipes....Is one big motherfucker and is strong as hell obviously. I think if he got a lucky knockout punch on chan or snipes he could take them but other than that I don't see it happening. Jackie Chan-by far and away a clear cut winner. You guys talk about snipes having a black belt how about Chan studying Kung Fu, Taekwando, Karate, and several other forms of marshall arts. What he does on the big screen is all real as Chan never has a stunt double and has done ALL of his own stunts. The guy may be short (big deal) but he is one hell of a badass. Let me ask you this would any of you rather pick a fight with someone like Engler (mammoth(think schwarzenegger)) or Cory Hill(think chan)...while I really would never want to start shit with either of them I think I'd take my chances with Engler over hill. Basically you all are voting who is the biggest badass behind the big screen in which case I would probably vote for Snipes cause in Blade 2 he is the pimp masta fo sho. If you are voting who would win a battle royale one vs. one tourney Chan would fuck em up beyond belief! Not enough evidence?? visit www.jackie-chan.com and read about him. :::BDH:::

11-04-2002, 10:29 PM	#21 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, you're right with Engler representing Arnold and Hill being Chan's rep...but, in that situation, Samuel L. would be represented by Lennox Lewis. Now who do you think would win?
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11-05-2002, 06:15 PM	#22 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	where the fuck is Al Pacino? he'd just pull out his little friend and bury all these cocaroaches.

11-05-2002, 07:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	What about Clint Eastwood? Seriously, yeah he's pussy now, but have you seen the Dirty Hairy movies? How about The Outlaw Josey Whales. You will never find someone more hardcore than Josey Whales, I shit you not. "Dyin aint much of a livin"
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11-05-2002, 08:44 PM	#24 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	jr, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 05, 2002).]

11-19-2002, 12:56 AM	#25 (permalink)
sharkbite Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw, IN, USA Posts: 8 Internets: 10	I think Jet Li should be up there man yeah he might me like Chan but i think he would tear him apart. Li is like one of those Sholin munks and they are just badasses so that is what i think.

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