attn douchebags

[bloodyfart]

btw, admin. could you take my post count down so people wont think im couble posting to post whore. you can put it back to zero if you like.
i dont want to deal with post count envy

[Ugly Bastard]

Hehe

-Ugly Bastard

[Ironic Mustache]

Hey gaz there should be an option on the control panel that wont allow images larger than a certain pixel width to be used as avatars. On my board it automaticall resized them to fit specific qualifications. The downside is that avatars that should be rectangular were squished into square dimensions.

[Orgazmo]

Ya, there is...I hate the squish effect, though.

[malice]

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by malice:
Who's the administrator here? Whoever it is can you unlock my avatar so I can change it?

Done. See if you can't make your new avatar just a little bit smaller than fucking huge this time, though. Maybe...less than 135px wide...or so.</font>[/quote]
No problem, I realized how big the last avatar was after I changed it and made a post and was too lazy to look for another.

[Mr. Blonde]

I was out of town all day, which is why i didn't reply. Yes bloodyfart, you are correct, I wear rings, necklaces, leather bracelets and occassionally pop my collar. I also have around 6 pairs of shoes, a bunch of cologne, a shitload of preppy clothes, and look at myself in the mirror everytime I get the chance. I spend a few minutes doing my hair every morning (when it was really long I would blowdry it), I pluck the hair between my eyebrows every month or so so I don't look like a fucking terrorist, I brush my teeth twice a day, I take multivitamins, eat healthy, and work out to stay healthy as well. From my freshman year in college till about last year I had pretty bad acne, and was always very self conscious about it, which is probably where my self-love that I so actively proclaim on this site stemmed from, especially when it started to fade. My father has been a farmer my entire life, and my mom, a teacher. I was in 4-H for 10 years, raising cattle. I was raised in a small town, and went to school with Amish among my classmates until I was in the 8th grade. We were never a wealthy family, middle class, (people think that we are rich now, althought the money from the land that's been sold around our property is all my Grandpa's). My father has recently started another business close to the area we live, which should secure their retirement nicely for them. Anyways, around the time of 8th grade, I started spending a few summers at a military academy to help me become more disciplined (which my parents thought at the time, i needed).

I did drama and was in our showchoir (I was in choir from elementary school to the end of my 11th grade year) during the first two years of highschool, then got my first job at Meijer when I was 15, pushing carts. I worked at Spencer Gifts (while it's fun to go in for jokes, it's by far the most white trash experience i'll probably ever have.) for about a year and a half after that, and times I had off of work I was usually working for my dad. I was never one of the "popular" kids in highschool, I was actually picked on quite a bit my entire life, until I started to "mature" about 11th grade year. I was just one of the "guys" at about that time, being friends/acquaintences with pretty much every group, but never really sticking in a specific clique. I graduated from my highschool as an average student, and after that summer that I worked as a lumber loader at Lowes, I went to the university I currently attend to pursue 2 majors and a minor. I work 2 jobs during the school year to help pay for school, and have worked hard labor jobs every summer since I began college. I have never had an "easy" job that I make money at. I get paid fairly well when I work for my father, as most children do when they work for their parents, but I earn it from working from 7/8 am to 6-7 pm doing hard farm or construction work. I am the only child in my entire family (out of 4) who has had a job since they were 16, and who owns their own car. My first car was a 1986 Chevy S10 farm truck, which broke down eventually, then i moved on up to the eastside with a 1987 Chrysler LeBaron. That broke down too. I eventually got my parents to lend me money to get a 1996 Plymouth Breeze, paid them back, and traded it in for my current car, a 1993 Mazda Mx-3, which I will probably have until I graduate and earn some money. While the other 3 of my siblings have put money into theirs (made mostly from 4-H, which we were/are all in), my parents have paid for most of theirs. I consider myself very loyal to my friends and family, and I like to have fun whenever it's possible.

I enjoy being un-boring. I don't wear this shit because abercrombie/hollister/buckle tells me to, I wear the clothes because they fit well, and I like the brands. I also own clothes from pretty much every other place that sells clothes, including Wal-Mart. I buy clothes (with my own money, my parents haven't given me money for clothes in years, which is no extra-hard feat, i'm just saying) about once every 6 months, if i'm lucky enough to have a sufficient amount of money to do so.

Bravo, bloodyfart, you have successfully managed to categorize me as a douchebag in a few pictures, which is literally all you have so far. That's the reason I provided you with some extra material to work with, if you wish. If it makes you feel better to call me a douchebag, be my guest, you've already proved the fact about yourself, through more than pictures. I'd much rather look like a douchebag by the way I dress than by my demeanor.

In spite of this insurmountable amount of douchebag proof you have against me (10), I would put a ridiculously large sum of money into a bet that if we were each to pick 100 people we knew, and have them take a poll on how likeable we are, I would win by a fucking landslide. If you're making judgements about my entire personality based solely on accessories, then I can certainly take it up a few steps to critique your posting manner. The only people who I am truly critical of/dislike on this site are you and Magiclit, for reasons I have already expressed countless times. I can definitely see Magiclit as eventually turning into a decent poster on this site, if she would stop trying so damn hard to prove she's a whore, and let go of her little grudge against me, as I hardly attack her anymore, at least not near as much as I used to. Nowadays I pretty much call her out as much as I would any other member.

You, however, seem like an extremely dislikeable person. I strongly believe that any reasonable human being would agree with me if they met you in person (at least if you act like you do in real life as you do on nubblies, which I don't doubt in the least). As long as we're throwing out blind, irrational judgements, I would venture to guess that you probably only have friends because they're either just like you (a person with low self esteem who makes fun of other people to feel better and hides behind his wealth and "martial arts" as a social shield), or simply because you have money.

Do I act like a dick to members on the site other than you two at times? Of course I do, there are only a select few members on this site who aren't occassionally a dick/bitch to other members. It's part of being a Nubblite. DJ FC and I are great friends in real life, but we bitch and bicker to each other all the time on Nubblies, because it's a better way to have debates and heated discussions without actually getting pissed at each other in real life(imo).


In conclusion, you're a fucking tool, and I pretty much hate you.

~Love,
Blonde.




EDIT: Minor grammatical and spelling errors fixed. Little added


EDIT EDIT: (seeing how this works yet, bloodyfart? You made the following three posts within 20 minutes of each other, although none of them were replying to other people, they were all just adding shit that you kept coming up with to diss me on.) I did not see these three posts before, so I thought it only fair that I address them as well.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
and lol at the guy that does everything that the douchebag does trying to make a parody of himself. you pop your collar, wear wristbands, i even think i saw a hemp necklace in one of the pics but am not sure, then you make fun of guys that are just like you. thats fucking retarded.

btw, have you ever been wrong in your life, mr. blonde? i suspect in your own mind, the answer is no.

Yes, lol at me. I've never worn a hemp necklace in my life, and I posted the link because I thought it was funny, and I can make fun of myself because of the popped collar thing. And yes, i've been wrong before. I really don't have much else to add to this post right here, but coming up...

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
its funny how hard the ownage is here, yet no one will admit it because mr. blonde some how has some sort of following on here.

I don't have a "following" on Nubblies, people call me out on being a dumbass/when I make bad posts all the time, as I would expect them to. I expect no special treatment from anybody on here. Nobody is really "taking my side" in this argument, bloodyfart, the only reason any of them aren't saying anything is because:

A. They like seeing us bitch at each other

B. They don't like you, or they don't like me, and really don't feel like jumping in.

C. They just plain don't give a shit about what someone wears.

But yes, as you can seee, everybody agrees that the "ownage" is HILARIOUS. Lolzzz u got m3 good!11eleveone. ROTFLMAO!!!11234567890@!$!#$@%

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
first, he found a picture and had no comment. second, i have pointed out that he posted a site making fun of a guy that is exactly like he is and had the pictures to prove it.

The picture I found of you was not meant to pick you apart, it was supposed to just show that I was distinctly flipping you off. I wish I had a picture flipping off someone to the side, but I didn't. Besides having the shirt unbuttoned, I could really care less about your clothes. You dress like a normal, regular preppy guy. No different from the plain drunk loser frat boys I see hitting on drunk sluts while they play pool at the bar.

Let's break this down and see how much of this douchebagedness actually applies to me, shall we?

Name: Samuel. Taken from King Samuel in the Bible, and it was also my Great Grandpa's middle name, I think.

Home state:: Indiana. I guess all already knows what this means. I better go out and check to see if the moonshine i'm brewing out back is going well.

Pink shirt: I have never owned, nor wore a pink shirt in my life.

Popped collar: I do this from time to time with polos because I like the way it looks with whatever outfit I happen to be wearing. I don't do it because it's the "cool" thing to do, but if this classifies me as a douchebag, so be it. I'm still going to do it.

Black undershirt: When I wear undershirts, they are always white.

Wristband: I never wear wristbands. I have two leather bracelets that I wear regularly. But, that doesnt matter, because leather wrist bracelet's were not covered in the douchebag description, probably because they are MEANT to be worn as a male accessory, while wristbands are meant to gather sweat during an athletic activity.

Cell phone clip: I keep my cell phone in my pocket. I have the leather case on it because I drop it a lot, and don't want to get it busted.

Hemp bracelet: I have never owned/wore a hemp bracelet. Leather only.

Peace sign: Nope.

"Intellectual glasses": I have had glasses since I was about in the 3rd grade, I have pretty bad astigmatism. I've had contacts since the 7th grade, though, and I only wear my glasses before I go to bed or if my eyes hurt that day.

Detroit Tigers hat:I own no baseball hats, and I never wear them except warm snow ones in the winter when I go snowboarding.

Earrings in both ears: I have never had any piercings, or tattoos for that matter.

Not a beer: The last time I carried a mixed drink to a party was when I was still underage, and wanted to bring alcohol with me, and obviously I couldn't take a lot of beers, so I mixed shots and brought it with. Haven't done this in a while, i'm a beer drinker.

Stupid facial expression: I think I have a stupid facial expression in every picture that's taken of me, but it's hardly ever a "i'm too cool" , rather, "i'm trying to smile but it's hard to do genuinely just for a picture", so it comes out half-smirked and goofy.




You're right. I'm exactly how that guy is. (9) --for having some apparently "douchebag-specific" traits.

[ April 29, 2005, 04:21 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Orgazmo]

The Tao of Blonde.

[Beebs]

Holy longpost Blondeman

[Ironic Mustache]

I know more about blonde than I do myself.

[bloodyfart]

boooo fucking hooooooo, farm boy.

you fucking weakling. you talk down to magiclit like she is nothing and, now i know why: your acne prevented you from touching a bitch until last week. thus, you degrade women to make you feel better about the fact that you didnt get laid until you were 20."From my freshman year in college till about last year I had pretty bad acne, and was always very self conscious about it."

"I like the brands" so you admit you are a sheep? you dont say that you like the clothes. you admit that you like the label. thats pathetic. you will be in unbelievable credit card debt when you are older cause of wanting to impress others with your conspicuous consumption. leave the labels to rich people. accept your rung on the economic ladder.

"In spite of this insurmountable amount of douchebag proof you have against me (10), I would put a ridiculously large sum of money into a bet that if we were each to pick 100 people we knew, and have them take a poll on how likeable we are, I would win by a fucking landslide."

you cant even write an insult without your arrogance shining through. how hard is it to believe that your opinion on me does not represent the people at large or in my life? i think it is very hard for you to imagine how anyone with a dissenting opinion from yours could ever be right, and such statements exhibit this. get over yourself; you are not the standard. moreover, the only reason that you are nice to people in real life is because you are a self esteem case from being a pineapple face.

"As long as we're throwing out blind, irrational judgements, I would venture to guess that you probably only have friends because they're either just like you (a person with low self esteem who makes fun of other people to feel better and hides behind his wealth and "martial arts" as a social shield), or simply because you have money."

decent guess. however, the group of 9 of us that are best friends all went to preschool, elementary school, high school, and college together. we formed bonds long before we realized how much richer we were than dudes like you.

to sum it up, i knew you would crack, and you did. i just didnt think it would take about a week; i thought it would take much longer. i had more faith in you; i guess i am a bad judge of character.

it must be hard being you being ashamed of who you were because of acne, being so scared that some sort of natural body hair will scare away a woman that you pluck it all habitually, thinking that you are happy yet falling victim to the same money envy the rest of america has so you go into debt to buy the coolest clothes and cars, and being a bully to women and others on this board to make you feel better about the fact that you cant deal with: you are mediocre at best.

i have told a couple of people on this board why i pick on you, and i will tell you openly. i lurked here for a while, and i saw that you were an emotional bully. you force your opinions onto other people because you have to reinforce your hope that you are leading a life in the best manner possible, so putting down others whose lives are different from yours does this for you. moreover, all people who you feel are below you, like magiclit, you treat like the piece of shit that you deepdown feel that you are.

finally, about the acne, clothes, and hair thing. looking for external validation is never going to make you happy.

[ April 29, 2005, 11:57 AM: Message edited by: bloodyfart ]

[Repugnant Abomination]

Drama drama drama

[MAGICLIT]

At the moment I have no comment....will edit when i pick my jaw up from the floor later.......

[Mr. Blonde]

Bloodyfart, you obviously didn't understand a word of my fucking post. It was meant to purvey my life, and how wrong you are about it, not for sympathy, that wasn't my intention in the least.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:

you fucking weakling. you talk down to magiclit like she is nothing and, now i know why: your acne prevented you from touching a bitch until last week. thus, you degrade women to make you feel better about the fact that you didnt get laid until you were 20.

Is this the best you could come up with? Magiclit is the only female on here who I degrade, and I do it no more (lately) than any of the others who constantly insult her. If this was a true about me, I would be insulting the attractive girls on this site to "make me feel better about myself". And I don't diss Magiclit solely because I think she's unnattractive; I would never insult somebody who I believed was a nice, respectable person on their looks. Magiclit, unfortunately, has not displayed either of those traits since coming here. I never said that "girls didnt want to date me because of my acne ". I was still dating when I had it, I was just my own worst critic. I didn't let it stop me from asking girls out, and succeeding.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:

"I like the brands" so you admit you are a sheep? you dont say that you like the clothes. you admit that you like the label. thats pathetic. you will be in unbelievable credit card debt when you are older cause of wanting to impress others with your conspicuous consumption. leave the labels to rich people. accept your rung on the economic ladder.

This is a fucking weak attempt at an insult(and I use that term lightly). You're running low on new material.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
you cant even write an insult without your arrogance shining through. how hard is it to believe that your opinion on me does not represent the people at large or in my life? i think it is very hard for you to imagine how anyone with a dissenting opinion from yours could ever be right, and such statements exhibit this. get over yourself; you are not the standard.

I guess I was speaking more from the Nubblies persuasion, a sample which I find usually represents an accurate portrayal of the entire "normal" population. You can say all you want about "i've talked to members on the site..blah blah blah"...but I guarantee i've talked to more, and the general consensus is: The majority doesnt like you.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
moreover, the only reason that you are nice to people in real life is because you are a self esteem case from being a pineapple face.

I am far from a self esteem case, it did nothing but boost my self esteem, which you obviously didn't pick up from my post. I'm very independent in things I do, and if people don't approve of what i'm doing, I don't drop it and conform, I just go off and do it by myself. And "pineapple face"? Seriously bloodyfart, do yourself a favor and get a noose and a chair.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:

decent guess. however, the group of 9 of us that are best friends all went to preschool, elementary school, high school, and college together. we formed bonds long before we realized how much richer we were than dudes like you.

So you were unable to form solid relationships with anyone other than the people you've known since preschool? And you're bragging about it?

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
to sum it up, i knew you would crack, and you did. i just didnt think it would take about a week; i thought it would take much longer. i had more faith in you; i guess i am a bad judge of character.

How exactly did I "crack"? I'm seriously starting to question your reading comprehension skills. You missed the entire fucking point of my post. I will never "crack" under the likes of you, i'd rather fucking die.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
i have told a couple of people on this board why i pick on you, and i will tell you openly. i lurked here for a while, and i saw that you were an emotional bully. you force your opinions onto other people because you have to reinforce your hope that you are leading a life in the best manner possible, so putting down others whose lives are different from yours does this for you. moreover, all people who you feel are below you, like magiclit, you treat like the piece of shit that you deepdown feel that you are.

This is the biggest bullshit I think i've ever read. Quit acting like you're some fucking psychological genius who was "scouting the site for someone to fuck with". Since when did YOU "start picking on me", anyways? Last time I checked, I, as well as other Nubblites, attacked your posts the first day you came, it took you a few days to actually start engaging with me. Is this post supposed to be some kind of fucked up projection theory? You're right, bloodyfart, the REAL reason I bash you and Magiclit is because deep down I secretly want to bring you two down to my level, where I arrogantly and maliciously insult those of a lower economic class *for no good reason* and perform vile, shameless sex acts for small monetary favors and public approval.(10)

[ April 29, 2005, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Repugnant Abomination]

You two just need to make out already.

[MAGICLIT]

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Quit acting like you're some fucking psychological genius............. perform vile, shameless sex acts for small monetary favors and public approval.

Blonde, I just wish you practiced what you preach because you have psycho-analyzed me since jump street........

[Calamity Jane]

Wow, does bloodyfart know how to use the quote button? Or capitalize?

[bloodyfart]

jesus you are as dumb as you look with a popped collar and leather wristbands (are you a lion tamer with those bad boys on)

you basically said that you were a metrosexual bitch that felt like shit about your acne and is obssessed with yourself now because your skin has cleared. reread what you wrote.

every critique i posted was done so with quotes, so dont reneg on what you said.

and i did choose to pick on you. i could have sat back and listened to your shit without comment, but instead, i kept it going.

you, sir, have a problem with judgement. you think people like me and magic and others are below you because of some absurd moral standard you have set. in creating a moral standard, you must realize that you are flawed in this because by setting a moral standard, you are usually breaking it by being judgemental.

aside from that, you are a 20 or 21 year old douche that still goes to college, thinks he knows all there is to know about women, money, morality, and life, yet has no experience in the world to know shit about shit. living in the dorms, going to school, and working at the local piggly wiggly does not make you an expert on all things in life.

moreover, about my friends, i can keep long relationships because i am true and loyal. who is more suspect of having faulty character: the floater who goes from group of friends to group of friends or the one that has had friends by his side for the long haul.

in regard to your claim about the majority of people hating me, i did get voted in by an almost 2:1 margin to stay here. you can say this or that about it, but those are the facts.

[Saint DH]

I think you're both so full of yourselves that it's disgusting.

[AcTivE]

I'm gonna paper cut both of their p-holes.

[bloodyfart]

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
I think you're both so full of yourselves that it's disgusting.

there is much truth to that statement

[MAGICLIT]

OUCH! was that violence talk necessary Active? just the thought of it upset my p-hole....

[AcTivE]

stfu Magiclit, or I'll shove a rake up your v-hole.

[MAGICLIT]

again?.....oooo,okay i'll be quiet....for now......

[bloodyfart]

is the rake plastic or metal.

[AcTivE]

it is plastic, and I will bend it in a U shape so that the little rakers are facing outwards..and have pressure because it's folded up