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AcTivE · 03-05-2002, 08:20 PM

I don't like grass burgers. They are too expensive for not being edible.

Donkey Sex · 03-05-2002, 09:16 PM

could you explain what a grass burger is

03-05-2002, 11:42 PM

I'll explain what it is.

It's a normal day at lunch as we sit down at the table. Active, sitting across from me, doesn't normally say much, but today was a bit different... He took a few bites and then professed to the whole table that his hamburger tasted like grass. Offering me a bite, he fought back the vomit. Hesitantly, I accepted the payload and discovered that my taste perceptions were equal to his... It wasn't necessarily (in my mind) that the burger tasted exactly like a heap of grass, but it certainly did have an odd taste that resembled grass more than anything else that I've experienced... The hamburger was tossed aside and 2 dollars was wasted...

The moral is that grass hamburgers aren't really real food...nor should they be passed off as real food and sold alongside food that is actually edible. That's all.

tonguegina · 03-06-2002, 02:25 AM

I was at that same lunch table next to Orgazmo and Active. I also took a bite, for some reason. It pretty much tasted like shit. That is the long and short of it. First they raise the prices, then the quality falls, as if it could go further downhill. I don't want to get into that, since there is already a rant for it. I wouldn't consider the burger to taste like grass. There was more to it. After further review I decided there was a hint of garbage. I believe that it was compacted grass clippings that was pulled from a landfill after someone mowed. I also believe that the grass was freshly fertilized by the neighbor's dog.

03-05-2002, 11:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'll explain what it is. It's a normal day at lunch as we sit down at the table. Active, sitting across from me, doesn't normally say much, but today was a bit different... He took a few bites and then professed to the whole table that his hamburger tasted like grass. Offering me a bite, he fought back the vomit. Hesitantly, I accepted the payload and discovered that my taste perceptions were equal to his... It wasn't necessarily (in my mind) that the burger tasted exactly like a heap of grass, but it certainly did have an odd taste that resembled grass more than anything else that I've experienced... The hamburger was tossed aside and 2 dollars was wasted... The moral is that grass hamburgers aren't really real food...nor should they be passed off as real food and sold alongside food that is actually edible. That's all.
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03-05-2002, 08:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I don't like grass burgers. They are too expensive for not being edible.

03-05-2002, 09:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Donkey Sex Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7 Internets: 23	could you explain what a grass burger is

03-06-2002, 02:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I was at that same lunch table next to Orgazmo and Active. I also took a bite, for some reason. It pretty much tasted like shit. That is the long and short of it. First they raise the prices, then the quality falls, as if it could go further downhill. I don't want to get into that, since there is already a rant for it. I wouldn't consider the burger to taste like grass. There was more to it. After further review I decided there was a hint of garbage. I believe that it was compacted grass clippings that was pulled from a landfill after someone mowed. I also believe that the grass was freshly fertilized by the neighbor's dog.