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02-20-2002, 01:43 PM

When it comes to dumbasses, there exist many. When you actually sit back and look at the company that you live with in this place that we call the world, you really have no choice but to notice how dumb people can be. Of course, in the eyes of someone else, I'm sure you and I are complete morons...but that's not whats important, it's only what you see, and you see complete dumbasses.

Let me paint a picture for you...

As I sit here in the third row of my computer classroom...there sits a guy directly in front of me. His trashy sideburns and "I know everything" attitude on life is enough to put him into the category of "burn house downable," but what just transpired pretty much pushes his over the top. As he sits here, at this very moment, in his bright orange shirt, with the texture of fish scales on it, he notices an impurity on his computer. Upon closer inspection, he realizes that his computer screen has been "flipped over." That's right, what should be on the top is now residing at the bottom...and vice versa. Now in a heavy panic, he hits all of the buttons on the front of the monitor in a futile attempt to right the wrong...but the problems pesists. At this time, the tension is broken by his equally burn house downable friend, who lets him in on the joke. You see, he has taken a screenshot, put it into paint, and flipped the image while his friend (the original dumbass) was elsewhere. Now, how in the hell the original cockless beast didn't realize that the "flipped screen" that he was looking at was actually an image inside of Microsofts image enhancing utility "paint" is beyond me. I guess none of that really matters, the two laughed at the situation, and "Fishman" (the bastard with the bright orange fish scale shirt...also the same dumbass that is the main character in my story) decided to says words like "ahh, it's just in paint!" trying to show that he actually still does know absolutely everything about everything...of course, he was not fooled for a minute.

While my lack of respect for such a being* may turn you against me, I guess there really isn't anything that I can do about that. Upon closer thought, the only reason that this would turn you against my type is that you would be in the same category as Fishman...meaning that I wouldn't give a cockler if you were against me or not. Realizing this...if you are against me...you are in danger of losing your house. Thank you for your time.

*Such a Being - Someone whose origins can be traced to an asshole; a literal piece of shit

By the way, if you have any dumbass sightings of your own (and we all do), I urge you to post here for the enjoyment of all. I'll try to keep this thread updated with perhaps a daily dumbass...of course, this probably won't actually happen, but it's a nice concept.

Daily Dumbass for Feb. 20: Fishman

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 20, 2002).]

02-27-2002, 08:29 PM

While I certainly have not been updating the Daily Dumbass, I have another sighting of Daily Dumbass #1 to report.

It happened after the final bell had rung to dismiss the student. I looked up to see Fishman heading my direction on the opposite side of the hallway. How did I know it was Fishman? Let me tell you. He was wearing one of his 6 or 7 dragon shirts. It was the grey one today... Anyway, the dumbassedness comes into play when I explain that he is inside wearing a pair of sunglasses as he walks down the hallway. Why the fuck? I don't know, I just don't know.

I don't think that the wearing of sunglasses is enough to officially declare him the 2nd Daily Dumbass (of course, he is already the first), so we will just say that he is a Dumbass and a Half. I think that's about all that I needed to say...

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited October 02, 2002).]

Donkey Sex · 02-27-2002, 09:05 PM

I know of a dumbass that exists where I live. He's in my weight lifting class. He's about 5'5", pretty small for a senior in highschool. That's not the main part about him though, he has a HUGE gut, like it's weird, he looks like a pregnant woman, literally, and he walks like there's a huge penis wedged into his asshole. Also, this kid has about as much muscle in his entire body, as one half way athletic person does in their leg. It's also humorous when, in this weight lifting class, we run. Now, to a normal person the running we do barely makes one break a sweat, but with this kid, he acts like he's going to have a fucking heart attack, and all we're doing is three 200 meter JOGS, not sprints, JOGS. Like jogging, slowly, easily.

Now, you may say to yourself right now, ok, this guys a fucking pathetic pussy, but how does this classify him as a dumbass? Well, it doesn't, but I was just describing him so you hate him even more, before I explain his dumbassness.

So, you wanna know why he's a dumbass? Well I'll tell you. There are many reasons, but I'll name a few. Let me tell you a story, one day, while in the weight room, this dumb mother fucker comes up to my group in this class(we lift in groups.) This kid, for some reason, felt the need to explain to one of the kids in my group that he shaved his stomach, and then showed him the pregnant looking stomach of his, and sure enough, it was shaved. Now, did he think that people in the weight room would think he was cool? Or crazy? Basically, he was made fun of, and looked upon as a dumbass.
On to reason number two, the way he talks. This mother fucker talks like he is a huge hardass (keep in mind this kid is 5' 5" and 100 pounds.) He's always like, mother fucker, and he's like, if that mother fucker wants to hit me in the face he can do it, but he hasn't done shit so fuck this shit mother fucker. Actually, he's really not that bad on the hardass talk. But I still feel it's worthy of being noted.

Just by looking at this poor bastard, you can tell he's a real dumbass.

[This message has been edited by Donkey Sex (edited February 27, 2002).]

BigDongedHoe · 02-27-2002, 09:24 PM

After reading these two posts I really gotta constitute these two guys as "dumbass's" I mean fuck just read there posts. Stu has many other dumbass posts as well i could link you too.
http://www.nubblies.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000005.html

dumbass at it's best right there ^

03-01-2002, 01:16 PM

The first daily dumbass of March is a dumbass that I've had my eye on for awhile. While some of you will know exactly who I'm talking about when I reveal the nickname that I just thought of for him, others of you will hopefully come to realize his cocksexish personality through my text.

For the Daily Dumbass of March 1, 2002, I propose Fivehead. Why 'Fivehead,' you may ask...well, his forehead is very large, so I think that Fivehead describes him well.

I will agree that he gets pleasure out of the simple things in life...but it is partially for this reason that his nickname has made it's way into the Daily Dumbass thread here on the Nubblies.com Forums. He always smiles and talks in his accented English...the dirty son of a fucking bitch. I could draw a map of his homelands and a large arrow signifying the path that he should follow to make his way away from me and to his relatives... Also, he always looks at me...for no reason. Fuck him and his family.

Daily Dumbass for March 1, 2002: Fivehead.

03-01-2002, 01:29 PM

I believe I know of this "Fivehead"

In fact, I have him in a class of my own. I see no reason to not agree with you on the fact that he is a dumbass.

I hate him. Literally. The sad thing is, I have never talked to him in my life, I dont know the first thing about him (except he's a foreigner with a HUGE forehead) you may think this is quite bastardly on my part, but fuck you because I hope he dies.

Lethal · 03-01-2002, 09:22 PM

I will have to say i hate this little fucker. I have a personal experience with the little bitch that leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I had this kid in my chemistry class my sophomore year. For the short time he sat next to me he enjoyed cheating off of me(cause he is a complete dumbass that likes to act like he knows everything). Well during one test i couldn't figure out one of those damn laws so i sneak a big over at slutface's paper. What does he do? He goes and covers the damn thing up. Now i dont know about you, but if you have ever had someone cheat off of you and then not return the favor it ticks you right off. So not only do i agree with dumbass of the month, but also cocksucker(and not in a good way).

tonguegina · 03-20-2002, 02:44 AM

I saw this dumbass about a week and a half ago, but she's still worth puting on here, because it was so flagrant.

When you walk into a Mexican restauraunt, and I don't mean Taco Bell, what's the first thing you notice? They're all dark skinned, non-english speaking, wife beater wearing mother fuckers, aka mexican. By the same tolken, if you go into a Chinese restauraunt what do you notice? They are all chinese. So when the dumbass sitting at the table next to me at the China Palace asked for an application I almost jumped over the tables and stabbed her with my chopsticks. This is how the conversation went, you know, like a transcript...

"Yeah, I like, totally need, like, a job, and I was just, like, wondering how old you had to be to work here." (Dumbass)

"Mo' Pessi?" (Waitress)

"Yeah, so how much would I get paid?" (Dumbass)

"Buffet today?" (Waitress)

"Yeah, this would, like, totally be a great job, 'cause I love chinese food" (Waitress)

"Check?" (Waitress)...

anyway, this went on for quite some time before she finally caught on that she had no idea what she was talking about, then she said,

"Maybe I shouldn't work here, 'cause I would have to, like, learn, like, a whole new language to work here."

Jesus Christ. That's all I have left to say, Jesus 'Fucking' Christ.

Ugly Bastard · 03-21-2002, 03:24 PM

IN reply to the China Palace story I have a little one of my own:

"would you like some more pessi?" (waitress)

now i don't know about you but when you say pessi real fast like some chinesse mother-fucker, it sounds like you are saying "pussy"
so basically this waitress kept asking us if we would like some more Pussy. I know this story is kind of lame, but it is really funny if you are the one on the other side of the conversation, so i would encourage everyone to go the China Palace and order some Pepsi

StabMaster Arson · 03-22-2002, 08:52 AM

yes, bastard, I know exactly what you're talking about. sometimes I go the China Palace just to get a pepsi, then when she asks me if I want more pessi, I yank her pants down and take me some of that fine horizontal oriental pussy. most of the time, when the cops come, I simply explain that I misunderstood what she was asking and we all sit around and have a good laugh about it while drinking pepsi.

10-16-2002, 12:45 AM

Dumbass of the day for Tuesday, the 15th of October is...fuck. I don't know the kid's name... That doesn't matter so much, though. His name is irrelevent...as his actions completely define him.

While there exist many different types of people in the high school environment, perhaps none is more clearly a dumbass than the "shover." The shover is an individual that, although completely unprovoked, finds it necessary to push his shoulder into oncoming traffic whilst traveling down a corridor. Shovers very rarely exist outside of the high school habitat...as acting tough and being "cool" really isn't as important in such an area.

Unfortunately for you, me, and the subject himself, today's Dumbass of the Day falls into the aforementioned category--he is a shover. Not only that, but if sub-classifications existed within the shover category, today's D.O.T.D. would be considered a Shovemaster Elite. In an undaunted quest to be respected for his toughness, he likes to try to intimidate others with his massive left shoulder...an action that leaves him looking like a complete fool instead of a tough guy.

Upon closer analysis of the subject, it's clear that the source of his anger is a malformed face. In other words...he tries to make up for an outbreak of acne on his face by shoving other people. For this faulty logic and oh so much more, 'Shovemaster Elite' is today's Dumbass of the Day.

St. Anky · 10-16-2002, 01:12 AM

With respect to your claims, i'd have to nominate any ONE of the ladies of the lunch. Now, I know their jobs are very difficult and demanding, and that they have spent countless years in training for such tedious work, but christ... How fucking long does it take to grab a handful of fries and throw em in a paper basket along with a soy burger? And whats worse, paying takes so fucking long. So, not only will i nominate the lunch ladies as dumbasses of the day, but I would like to plead that the complete moron who decided ID tags and Meal Tickets would go nicely together be put at runner-up. Thank you for your time, and go fuck yourself.

Freak of the Forest · 10-16-2002, 07:50 PM

First reaction: tie between chris campbell and brad pickens

Ugly Bastard · 10-16-2002, 08:00 PM

My Dumbass of the Day comes in the form of someone who looks quite a bit like me.
The fact that he looks like me is not pleasing to me in any way, shape, or form.
This man is hated by everybody ever to walk the earth. Nobody likes him. I realize that there are a lot of people out there who are hated, but i promise you, nobody is hated more than this man (if you can even call him a man).
During my tenure at W.C.H.S. i was a moderatly liked kid. I got along with everyone rather well....except for one person. The fact that this douchebag looks like me is not good. People confuse me for him quite a bit. Anytime people call me his name, my face turns to the color of my hair, and I walk away calmly before I open up a can on their ass.
Joe Phelps is this young man's name. I am assuming that nobody who reads this message does not like Joe, as nobody in the world likes him.
He tries to be people's friend, and sometimes people respond towards him in the same way. But in the end, everyone usually ends up hating him.
I am thinking about obtaining a vile of blood containing the AIDS virus, going to his house, and pouring it all over his FUBU outfits, because God knows he wears those enough.
Joe Phelps' day of hell will come. Oh, it will come rather soon.

10-16-2002, 08:10 PM

Bravo on the D.O.T.D. I agree whole-heartedly...but I must admit, I was more intrigued about the vile of infected blood.

Maybe this should go in a separate "ideas for if I was a terrorist" thread...but I'll just post it here.

Actually, no, I'm going to make the previously mentioned thread. Visit general chat to get in on it

BigDongedHoe · 10-16-2002, 11:09 PM

Ugly Bastard your assesment of Phelps is right on. However interestingly enough Phelps actually has a girlfriend and she's not THAT bad looking, on that same note Phelps is the biggest dumbass alive. The kid is hated by everyone and shit worst of all his hair is so red it reminds me of bloody vagina. Both are extremely disgusting.

I edited this just for you Hartzler so you can't stereotype me as a football player who is a slot-brained dumbass. So for your benefit I'll nominate myself as a DOTD!

[This message has been edited by BigDongedHoe (edited November 24, 2002).]

Ugly Bastard · 10-16-2002, 11:54 PM

BigDongedHoe-Touche on the Erik Hartzler call, I hope him, and his overly large sister burn in hell. Yeah, i'm done now.

tonguegina · 10-17-2002, 01:12 AM

I have that little fucker in my sociology class and he was gone for the first 3 or 4 days and Mr. Kuhn said "Well it looks like Joe isn't going to be joining us." Needless to say, he came the next day. Anyway, the fucker feels he needs to inform us of his every move. As for Joe's girlfriend, or I guess I should say ex-girlfriend (so he recently said)...there is obviously something wrong with her. Sure she finally dumped the loser but...please. Maybe she got gonorrhea from a tractor or something (for the Seinfeld fans). I don't know...either way the fucker needs to die.

Ugly Bastard · 10-17-2002, 01:19 AM

Tonguegina-

(Nice Seinfeld Pun)

I whole-heartedly agree with everything you have said so far on www.nubblies.com

tonguegina · 10-18-2002, 10:06 PM

I think the dumbass of the day can go ahead and be the kid that pulled the fire alarm. That's just bad form. I'm not gonna talk to much about it since there was already a topic dedicated to it, but how immature can you get? He scared a couple of my friends that had just made a bathroom trip that consisted of a little more than a piss half to death...then with the lock down today...these last two days have kinda been fucked up a bit.

St. Anky · 10-30-2002, 12:10 AM

How about our good old friend Mike at the lunch table today? I'd nominate him for today's DOTD.

10-30-2002, 12:23 AM

Unfortunately, you probably just won a ticket straight to hell...but yeah, I'm going to go ahead and agree with you. Since "Mike" is a general name, I think it's fair that we use it (I consider him an innocent...so using his full name in a bashing manner is strictly prohibited)...so, go ahead and come up with a codename for him...you should have fun with that.

St. Anky · 10-30-2002, 12:37 AM

how about teeth/crotch rot?

and do you think i should post something in the confessional about this? ...you know...since im going to hell and all

BigDongedHoe · 10-30-2002, 01:24 AM

You know the funny thing about Mike is yes he is a dumbass and I used to feel sorry for the kid. The more I think about it though the less I really do. Everyday when I came into second period in the first nine weeks mike would be sitting in my desk and yes ladies and gentlemen it would smell like all hell when I sat down. I have made every effort to be nice to the kid and I do mean EVERY. I have even talked to him outside of school before and just tried to be as nice as possible. Lately it's so difficult though because of the stunts he pulls. However, I must say that I feel for Mike in some ways but in others he definitely deserves to be nominated as a DOTD.

g-thug-mofo · 11-22-2002, 03:25 AM

Maybe all the suspected "dumbasses" should just be eliminated. The strong will survive, correct? So why not just move the natural process along just a tad bit faster. Again, I volunteer my services. . .$20 a head.

02-20-2002, 01:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	When it comes to dumbasses, there exist many. When you actually sit back and look at the company that you live with in this place that we call the world, you really have no choice but to notice how dumb people can be. Of course, in the eyes of someone else, I'm sure you and I are complete morons...but that's not whats important, it's only what you see, and you see complete dumbasses. Let me paint a picture for you... As I sit here in the third row of my computer classroom...there sits a guy directly in front of me. His trashy sideburns and "I know everything" attitude on life is enough to put him into the category of "burn house downable," but what just transpired pretty much pushes his over the top. As he sits here, at this very moment, in his bright orange shirt, with the texture of fish scales on it, he notices an impurity on his computer. Upon closer inspection, he realizes that his computer screen has been "flipped over." That's right, what should be on the top is now residing at the bottom...and vice versa. Now in a heavy panic, he hits all of the buttons on the front of the monitor in a futile attempt to right the wrong...but the problems pesists. At this time, the tension is broken by his equally burn house downable friend, who lets him in on the joke. You see, he has taken a screenshot, put it into paint, and flipped the image while his friend (the original dumbass) was elsewhere. Now, how in the hell the original cockless beast didn't realize that the "flipped screen" that he was looking at was actually an image inside of Microsofts image enhancing utility "paint" is beyond me. I guess none of that really matters, the two laughed at the situation, and "Fishman" (the bastard with the bright orange fish scale shirt...also the same dumbass that is the main character in my story) decided to says words like "ahh, it's just in paint!" trying to show that he actually still does know absolutely everything about everything...of course, he was not fooled for a minute. While my lack of respect for such a being* may turn you against me, I guess there really isn't anything that I can do about that. Upon closer thought, the only reason that this would turn you against my type is that you would be in the same category as Fishman...meaning that I wouldn't give a cockler if you were against me or not. Realizing this...if you are against me...you are in danger of losing your house. Thank you for your time. *Such a Being - Someone whose origins can be traced to an asshole; a literal piece of shit By the way, if you have any dumbass sightings of your own (and we all do), I urge you to post here for the enjoyment of all. I'll try to keep this thread updated with perhaps a daily dumbass...of course, this probably won't actually happen, but it's a nice concept. Daily Dumbass for Feb. 20: Fishman [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 20, 2002).]
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02-27-2002, 08:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	While I certainly have not been updating the Daily Dumbass, I have another sighting of Daily Dumbass #1 to report. It happened after the final bell had rung to dismiss the student. I looked up to see Fishman heading my direction on the opposite side of the hallway. How did I know it was Fishman? Let me tell you. He was wearing one of his 6 or 7 dragon shirts. It was the grey one today... Anyway, the dumbassedness comes into play when I explain that he is inside wearing a pair of sunglasses as he walks down the hallway. Why the fuck? I don't know, I just don't know. I don't think that the wearing of sunglasses is enough to officially declare him the 2nd Daily Dumbass (of course, he is already the first), so we will just say that he is a Dumbass and a Half. I think that's about all that I needed to say... [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited October 02, 2002).]
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03-01-2002, 01:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The first daily dumbass of March is a dumbass that I've had my eye on for awhile. While some of you will know exactly who I'm talking about when I reveal the nickname that I just thought of for him, others of you will hopefully come to realize his cocksexish personality through my text. For the Daily Dumbass of March 1, 2002, I propose Fivehead. Why 'Fivehead,' you may ask...well, his forehead is very large, so I think that Fivehead describes him well. I will agree that he gets pleasure out of the simple things in life...but it is partially for this reason that his nickname has made it's way into the Daily Dumbass thread here on the Nubblies.com Forums. He always smiles and talks in his accented English...the dirty son of a fucking bitch. I could draw a map of his homelands and a large arrow signifying the path that he should follow to make his way away from me and to his relatives... Also, he always looks at me...for no reason. Fuck him and his family. Daily Dumbass for March 1, 2002: Fivehead.
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03-01-2002, 01:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I believe I know of this "Fivehead" In fact, I have him in a class of my own. I see no reason to not agree with you on the fact that he is a dumbass. I hate him. Literally. The sad thing is, I have never talked to him in my life, I dont know the first thing about him (except he's a foreigner with a HUGE forehead) you may think this is quite bastardly on my part, but fuck you because I hope he dies.
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10-16-2002, 12:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Dumbass of the day for Tuesday, the 15th of October is...fuck. I don't know the kid's name... That doesn't matter so much, though. His name is irrelevent...as his actions completely define him. While there exist many different types of people in the high school environment, perhaps none is more clearly a dumbass than the "shover." The shover is an individual that, although completely unprovoked, finds it necessary to push his shoulder into oncoming traffic whilst traveling down a corridor. Shovers very rarely exist outside of the high school habitat...as acting tough and being "cool" really isn't as important in such an area. Unfortunately for you, me, and the subject himself, today's Dumbass of the Day falls into the aforementioned category--he is a shover. Not only that, but if sub-classifications existed within the shover category, today's D.O.T.D. would be considered a Shovemaster Elite. In an undaunted quest to be respected for his toughness, he likes to try to intimidate others with his massive left shoulder...an action that leaves him looking like a complete fool instead of a tough guy. Upon closer analysis of the subject, it's clear that the source of his anger is a malformed face. In other words...he tries to make up for an outbreak of acne on his face by shoving other people. For this faulty logic and oh so much more, 'Shovemaster Elite' is today's Dumbass of the Day.
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02-27-2002, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Donkey Sex Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7 Internets: 23	I know of a dumbass that exists where I live. He's in my weight lifting class. He's about 5'5", pretty small for a senior in highschool. That's not the main part about him though, he has a HUGE gut, like it's weird, he looks like a pregnant woman, literally, and he walks like there's a huge penis wedged into his asshole. Also, this kid has about as much muscle in his entire body, as one half way athletic person does in their leg. It's also humorous when, in this weight lifting class, we run. Now, to a normal person the running we do barely makes one break a sweat, but with this kid, he acts like he's going to have a fucking heart attack, and all we're doing is three 200 meter JOGS, not sprints, JOGS. Like jogging, slowly, easily. Now, you may say to yourself right now, ok, this guys a fucking pathetic pussy, but how does this classify him as a dumbass? Well, it doesn't, but I was just describing him so you hate him even more, before I explain his dumbassness. So, you wanna know why he's a dumbass? Well I'll tell you. There are many reasons, but I'll name a few. Let me tell you a story, one day, while in the weight room, this dumb mother fucker comes up to my group in this class(we lift in groups.) This kid, for some reason, felt the need to explain to one of the kids in my group that he shaved his stomach, and then showed him the pregnant looking stomach of his, and sure enough, it was shaved. Now, did he think that people in the weight room would think he was cool? Or crazy? Basically, he was made fun of, and looked upon as a dumbass. On to reason number two, the way he talks. This mother fucker talks like he is a huge hardass (keep in mind this kid is 5' 5" and 100 pounds.) He's always like, mother fucker, and he's like, if that mother fucker wants to hit me in the face he can do it, but he hasn't done shit so fuck this shit mother fucker. Actually, he's really not that bad on the hardass talk. But I still feel it's worthy of being noted. Just by looking at this poor bastard, you can tell he's a real dumbass. [This message has been edited by Donkey Sex (edited February 27, 2002).]

02-27-2002, 09:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	After reading these two posts I really gotta constitute these two guys as "dumbass's" I mean fuck just read there posts. Stu has many other dumbass posts as well i could link you too. http://www.nubblies.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000005.html dumbass at it's best right there ^

03-01-2002, 09:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	I will have to say i hate this little fucker. I have a personal experience with the little bitch that leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I had this kid in my chemistry class my sophomore year. For the short time he sat next to me he enjoyed cheating off of me(cause he is a complete dumbass that likes to act like he knows everything). Well during one test i couldn't figure out one of those damn laws so i sneak a big over at slutface's paper. What does he do? He goes and covers the damn thing up. Now i dont know about you, but if you have ever had someone cheat off of you and then not return the favor it ticks you right off. So not only do i agree with dumbass of the month, but also cocksucker(and not in a good way).

03-20-2002, 02:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I saw this dumbass about a week and a half ago, but she's still worth puting on here, because it was so flagrant. When you walk into a Mexican restauraunt, and I don't mean Taco Bell, what's the first thing you notice? They're all dark skinned, non-english speaking, wife beater wearing mother fuckers, aka mexican. By the same tolken, if you go into a Chinese restauraunt what do you notice? They are all chinese. So when the dumbass sitting at the table next to me at the China Palace asked for an application I almost jumped over the tables and stabbed her with my chopsticks. This is how the conversation went, you know, like a transcript... "Yeah, I like, totally need, like, a job, and I was just, like, wondering how old you had to be to work here." (Dumbass) "Mo' Pessi?" (Waitress) "Yeah, so how much would I get paid?" (Dumbass) "Buffet today?" (Waitress) "Yeah, this would, like, totally be a great job, 'cause I love chinese food" (Waitress) "Check?" (Waitress)... anyway, this went on for quite some time before she finally caught on that she had no idea what she was talking about, then she said, "Maybe I shouldn't work here, 'cause I would have to, like, learn, like, a whole new language to work here." Jesus Christ. That's all I have left to say, Jesus 'Fucking' Christ.

03-21-2002, 03:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	IN reply to the China Palace story I have a little one of my own: "would you like some more pessi?" (waitress) now i don't know about you but when you say pessi real fast like some chinesse mother-fucker, it sounds like you are saying "pussy" so basically this waitress kept asking us if we would like some more Pussy. I know this story is kind of lame, but it is really funny if you are the one on the other side of the conversation, so i would encourage everyone to go the China Palace and order some Pepsi

03-22-2002, 08:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	yes, bastard, I know exactly what you're talking about. sometimes I go the China Palace just to get a pepsi, then when she asks me if I want more pessi, I yank her pants down and take me some of that fine horizontal oriental pussy. most of the time, when the cops come, I simply explain that I misunderstood what she was asking and we all sit around and have a good laugh about it while drinking pepsi.

10-16-2002, 01:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	With respect to your claims, i'd have to nominate any ONE of the ladies of the lunch. Now, I know their jobs are very difficult and demanding, and that they have spent countless years in training for such tedious work, but christ... How fucking long does it take to grab a handful of fries and throw em in a paper basket along with a soy burger? And whats worse, paying takes so fucking long. So, not only will i nominate the lunch ladies as dumbasses of the day, but I would like to plead that the complete moron who decided ID tags and Meal Tickets would go nicely together be put at runner-up. Thank you for your time, and go fuck yourself.

10-16-2002, 07:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
Freak of the Forest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 22 Internets: 164	First reaction: tie between chris campbell and brad pickens

10-16-2002, 08:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	My Dumbass of the Day comes in the form of someone who looks quite a bit like me. The fact that he looks like me is not pleasing to me in any way, shape, or form. This man is hated by everybody ever to walk the earth. Nobody likes him. I realize that there are a lot of people out there who are hated, but i promise you, nobody is hated more than this man (if you can even call him a man). During my tenure at W.C.H.S. i was a moderatly liked kid. I got along with everyone rather well....except for one person. The fact that this douchebag looks like me is not good. People confuse me for him quite a bit. Anytime people call me his name, my face turns to the color of my hair, and I walk away calmly before I open up a can on their ass. Joe Phelps is this young man's name. I am assuming that nobody who reads this message does not like Joe, as nobody in the world likes him. He tries to be people's friend, and sometimes people respond towards him in the same way. But in the end, everyone usually ends up hating him. I am thinking about obtaining a vile of blood containing the AIDS virus, going to his house, and pouring it all over his FUBU outfits, because God knows he wears those enough. Joe Phelps' day of hell will come. Oh, it will come rather soon.

10-16-2002, 08:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Bravo on the D.O.T.D. I agree whole-heartedly...but I must admit, I was more intrigued about the vile of infected blood. Maybe this should go in a separate "ideas for if I was a terrorist" thread...but I'll just post it here. Actually, no, I'm going to make the previously mentioned thread. Visit general chat to get in on it
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10-16-2002, 11:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Ugly Bastard your assesment of Phelps is right on. However interestingly enough Phelps actually has a girlfriend and she's not THAT bad looking, on that same note Phelps is the biggest dumbass alive. The kid is hated by everyone and shit worst of all his hair is so red it reminds me of bloody vagina. Both are extremely disgusting. I edited this just for you Hartzler so you can't stereotype me as a football player who is a slot-brained dumbass. So for your benefit I'll nominate myself as a DOTD! [This message has been edited by BigDongedHoe (edited November 24, 2002).]

10-16-2002, 11:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	BigDongedHoe-Touche on the Erik Hartzler call, I hope him, and his overly large sister burn in hell. Yeah, i'm done now.

10-17-2002, 01:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I have that little fucker in my sociology class and he was gone for the first 3 or 4 days and Mr. Kuhn said "Well it looks like Joe isn't going to be joining us." Needless to say, he came the next day. Anyway, the fucker feels he needs to inform us of his every move. As for Joe's girlfriend, or I guess I should say ex-girlfriend (so he recently said)...there is obviously something wrong with her. Sure she finally dumped the loser but...please. Maybe she got gonorrhea from a tractor or something (for the Seinfeld fans). I don't know...either way the fucker needs to die.

10-17-2002, 01:19 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Tonguegina- (Nice Seinfeld Pun) I whole-heartedly agree with everything you have said so far on www.nubblies.com

10-18-2002, 10:06 PM	#20 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I think the dumbass of the day can go ahead and be the kid that pulled the fire alarm. That's just bad form. I'm not gonna talk to much about it since there was already a topic dedicated to it, but how immature can you get? He scared a couple of my friends that had just made a bathroom trip that consisted of a little more than a piss half to death...then with the lock down today...these last two days have kinda been fucked up a bit.

10-30-2002, 12:10 AM	#21 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	How about our good old friend Mike at the lunch table today? I'd nominate him for today's DOTD.

10-30-2002, 12:23 AM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunately, you probably just won a ticket straight to hell...but yeah, I'm going to go ahead and agree with you. Since "Mike" is a general name, I think it's fair that we use it (I consider him an innocent...so using his full name in a bashing manner is strictly prohibited)...so, go ahead and come up with a codename for him...you should have fun with that.
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10-30-2002, 12:37 AM	#23 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	how about teeth/crotch rot? and do you think i should post something in the confessional about this? ...you know...since im going to hell and all

10-30-2002, 01:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	You know the funny thing about Mike is yes he is a dumbass and I used to feel sorry for the kid. The more I think about it though the less I really do. Everyday when I came into second period in the first nine weeks mike would be sitting in my desk and yes ladies and gentlemen it would smell like all hell when I sat down. I have made every effort to be nice to the kid and I do mean EVERY. I have even talked to him outside of school before and just tried to be as nice as possible. Lately it's so difficult though because of the stunts he pulls. However, I must say that I feel for Mike in some ways but in others he definitely deserves to be nominated as a DOTD.

11-22-2002, 03:25 AM	#25 (permalink)
g-thug-mofo Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: IN Posts: 22 Internets: 10	Maybe all the suspected "dumbasses" should just be eliminated. The strong will survive, correct? So why not just move the natural process along just a tad bit faster. Again, I volunteer my services. . .$20 a head.

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