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About a month ago I was playing ping pong with a certain nubblite and we decided to put a little wager on it. The first game started out at $5 and I won. Then he wanted to play double or nothing, and I won...so I am up $10....then double or nothing.....I am up $20.....Then $30 and I win so I am up $50....then double or nothing and I am up $100....so at that point I am happy to leave the game up $100, but this certain person insisted on playing more. So I said just for $50 and I won....so I am up to $150....double or nothing again, and of course I win....so I am at $300. I say I am done because I know if he owes any more there is no way he will be paying.
So we go back to my dorm room and he says, “another game for $150,” I think about it and say “You don’t even have that much money.” So he goes to the bathroom, pretends to check is checking account balance and says “Yeah, I have $350" so I decide to play. Yes he lost, and now he owes me $650. I figure that is good enough, no more betting because I could really use this money. We go back to the dorm room, and he is basically in tears, he says “You have to play me again, I can’t pay all this.” So I am kind of pissed off that he would even say that, but I say “I will play for $150 and that is it, if you win, we will keep playing.” You guessed it, he lost, and I called it quits. He tells me he doesn’t even have $300. I asked him about the $300 he has in his checking account, he said “I lied so you would keep playing.” Now the problem: It has been at least a month and I have not seen my $800. I haven’t even seen a dime. Sure he has payed for a drink here and there, but he still owes me at least $750. So I come to you guys and ask, what should I do to this jew? I thought about making him only pay $100, but now that I think about it, he said he had $300 to pay me, so I think I should get payed at least $300 because that is just bull shit to lie about how much money you have so you can keep betting. Any suggestions? |
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Wow....that's incredible. You must be quite the ping-pong player, Amret. Whoever you were playing must really suck...maybe they should take some tennis lessons or something to get used to striking a ball.
So when this jew pays you, what are you going to do with your $800? That's a lot of money! As for ideas, maybe you could touch his girlfriend in a familiar manner, or slash his tires (again), or tell his parents of the debt their son owes. Who is the jew anyway? -Ugly Bastard |
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If he is your friend, don't make him pay $800. Hell, I wouldn't make a friend pay me $300 over a ping-pong game.
That said, if he isn't your friend, then you should definitely try to get your $300. My suggestion would be to steal his car or some other highly valued possession, and use it as collateral. |
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Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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Ask the Butcher for his advice, he's been in a similar situation recently.
Make a deal with him. Tell him he only has to cough up about $200, but you get to sleep with his girlfriend. |
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I agree with Prof.Kick, it should be treated differently if you consider this person your friend. For a friend, I would cut the enormous amount in half... if he's not a friend, I would start charging interest. If he still won't pay, I know some people that will get the money owed for you.
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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Since he is obviously a fucking piece of shit, you should kill him. He is no good to anyone so you would be doing the world a favor by ending his life. After killing him, you could take whatever you needed to get your money back, and then some more for the effert that you had to put into it.
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Alright, a little update. So BDH said he cashed out of Party Poker with $300, and he said once he got those checks he would give me some of that money. Have I seen of it? Of course not. But he always can find $50 to buy back into party poker. Such as the $50 he bought back in with yesterday, but lost it today.
Basically BDH is just hoping the whole siltation will blow over and I will forget about it. Sorry BDH, not gonna happen. BDH is full of shit. I swear if I don't see $100 by Thursday November 13th, I am going to put BDH through hell. I am also expecting to see a total of $300 by the end of november. Seriously BDH, you made a bet, actually you made like 10 bets, lost them all, and now you arn't paying. You always go on and on how things are "jewish" when you are pulling the most jewish thing I have ever seen, so you better not say anything about something being jewish anymore. What it comes down to is that you are all talk about all this crap...you just hope the stuff that you tell people will impress them or make them believe you, and then you don't follow through on what you say you are going to do. So, I think it would be best for the both of us if you gave me that money. Oh yeah, one more thing, how about you stop buying into party poker because you know you will lose the money with in 24 hours, so instead of giving your money (aka-or your parents money) to complete strangers playing internet poker, just give me the money and slowly chip away at this debt of yours. Or you could start playing poker the right way, and try to win money for a change. |
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How about we bring up some key points in this seeing as this has gotten further and further away from the truth. First of all after the games got past $150 it became more and more of a joke. It wasn't even really as if we were playing for money. Amret can say what he wants but he knows just as fucking well as I do that after it got past that it started to get ridiculous and un-serious. I also want to point out that after the $800 was all said and done we raised a deal that I should pay $100 of it. How much have I paid off so far $100 so don't fucking act like I haven't done a god damned thing. You've gotten $100 which is what we originally agreed on afterwards. How about I bring up the fact that of that $300 I cashed out from party poker $100 went back in $150 went to my parents and $50 of it I was thinking of giving to you but not after this bullshit. Quote:
You can keep your Captain Hardass approach on here for all I care but don't act like not shit has been done when $100 has been paid and we originally agreed on that. Quote:
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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A.) You drive a nicer vehicle than Armet, that your parents bought for you. B.) I'm not trying to be a huge-dick here, but the money you own...yeah, that's your parents money. Have you ever had a job in your life? -Ugly Bastard | |
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A.) You drive a nicer vehicle than Armet, that your parents bought for you. B.) I'm not trying to be a huge-dick here, but the money you own...yeah, that's your parents money. Have you ever had a job in your life? -Ugly Bastard</font>[/quote]A) Not to be a dick either, I said that I "respect every fucking thing I have as well as what my parents have done". Have you ever once heard me bitch about my car UB? Fuck no, I love that and it may be the nicest car I'll ever get in my whole life. I do everything my parents ask of me, and respect them for how they've raised me. Amret on the other hand bitches daily about how shitty his vehicle is and how he needs to "trick his grandpa" so that he can get his alero sell them both to get a "pimp car". I wouldn't trade my vehicle for nearly any vehicle on the planet. B) Yes I've actually had 3 jobs. 2 of which my parents pursuaded me to quit because I was so busy with Athletics and school. They don't want me to have a Job while I have both of those going on. The other one I quit on my own because the boss was a fucking Jew and I couldn't get along with him. [ November 07, 2003, 12:51 AM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ] | |
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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I think this is bigger than an OST. An OST is a drawn-out way to bash over long-time heated fueds. This is a huge single-incident that has no place in a five-round forum. Just my two cents.
-Ugly Bastard [ November 07, 2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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First of all, I don't say anything about the money in the dorm because I know all you will say is "yeah maybe." I was thinkin about it more tonight, and it just pisses me off that you would tell me that you would give me some of the money from those checks, but I know you won't. I know I will never see this money. It’s just really stupid that you would gamble with money that you don’t have. You lost a bet, now you have to pay. It is that simple.
Next, my 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee is a 97', and I paid for over half of it. Which is $5000 more than you paid for your car. Let's be honest, that’s not your money that you buy in with on party poker. You don't have a job. Does this money just fall from the sky or what? Alright now you have crossed the line by bringing my dying grandpa into this. I said I would probably get his car when he moves into a nursing home and probably sell it so I could get a nicer car than an Alero, that is if my parents would even let me. I’m not freakin stealin it from him. Seriously, I am so pissed that you would bring my grandpa into this. Why the fuck do you want to talk about cars anyways? If you forgot let me refresh your memory, you owe me $700. I don’t think that has ANYTHING to do with my grandpa or my car. |
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cmon ladies, lets raise the stakes to an OST match. I'm a fan of some modified version with punishment for the loser... [img]graemlins/chinaman.gif[/img] | |
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neither here nor there...
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So BDH, since you say once you started losing a large sum of money you just started joking around. So, if all of us were playing poker and you started losing a ridiculous amount of money, do you just want us all to assume you are joking and not make you pay?
[ November 07, 2003, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: Amret ] |
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thats a completely different scenerio amret. why are you being such a douche about all of this. Of course this whole thing was a joke, nobody would ever be serious about an $800 bet for some stupid ping-pong game.
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neither here nor there...
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