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Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2005, 11:20 PM

Morgan

-Ugly Bastard

[ January 20, 2005, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 01-20-2005, 11:38 PM

Morgan

01-20-2005, 11:43 PM

Beer

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2005, 11:57 PM

I told her to go get her toy. She comes back 30 seconds later ready to play - but not before a quick picture.

-Ugly Bastard

George Sherman · 01-21-2005, 02:47 AM

Is that fucking tanners dog?

Saint DH · 01-21-2005, 02:53 AM

It's Tim's dog, right? I used to play with her alot. Once you start she won't fucking leave you alone.

Ugly Bastard · 01-21-2005, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
It's Tim's dog, right?

Yes its Tim's dog.

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
I used to play with her alot. Once you start she won't fucking leave you alone.

I know, isn't it great!?

She fucking loves the shit out of me, and I of her. God I love that dog.

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 01-24-2005, 08:33 PM

She wants the ball, but I'm just not going to give it to her.

Alright, I broke down and gave it to her, and she proceeds to bump it under my futon. She just looks at me and starts whimpering knowing that she is relying solely on me to get her ball back for her. Helpless bitch. I retrieved the ball from under the futon, launched it out of my room into the living room, she of course chased after it, I slammed my door shut so she'd leave me the fuck alone...just now...*creeeeek* went my door as she forces it back open with her nose. What a crazy crazy bitch.

-Ugly Bastard

[ January 24, 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Ironic Mustache · 01-24-2005, 08:38 PM

I thought I had genital warts once, but it turned out to be lint. Talk about a relief.

Ugly Bastard · 01-25-2005, 11:48 PM

Morgan accepting a morsel of stale bread from the old hand.

Silly Morgan.

-Ugly Bastard

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-26-2005, 12:13 AM

you have an Ugly Bitch, how fitting

[ January 25, 2005, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

Ugly Bastard · 01-26-2005, 12:22 AM

She's not mine, sir.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 01-26-2005, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
It's Tim's dog, right?

Yes its Tim's dog.
[/quote]

Niger Angelus · 01-26-2005, 05:11 AM

I see no use in wasting money having pets. None at all.

Orgazmo · 01-26-2005, 05:13 AM

I'd rather be able to have a pet dog than a left arm.

St. Anky · 01-26-2005, 11:18 AM

niger, dont even feed us bullshit about wasting money. how much money do you spend on ganj a week?

Mr. Blonde · 01-26-2005, 12:30 PM

I need a worthwhile pet, like a dog or cat. You know, something that does something other than beg for food, eat fish I put in his tank, and piss. I want a doggie.

Niger Angelus · 01-26-2005, 03:07 PM

None. I quit.

Saint DH · 01-26-2005, 04:53 PM

Yeah I'm pretty sure the people that got Morgan didn't spend any money on her. Ugly, do you know that story?

[ January 26, 2005, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Ugly Bastard · 01-26-2005, 05:07 PM

Honestly, I don't. I just know that wherever Tim got her from, he says that he thinks they abused her and shit. I really don't know Morgan's past worth shit. I should ask him sometime...

-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 02:41 PM

Morgan shows her true stupidity by chasing a flashlight's beam up a wall. I swear to you here today, she would chase that light to hell if she could. Some of you have seen her in action.

PS: You'll never know how fucking hard it was for me to capture that picture right there. She moves like a torpedo, its nothing short of a miracle I could share this with you today.

-Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 02:55 PM

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 03:23 PM

"We're going to need some extra lube for this search."

Ugly Bastard · 04-16-2005, 01:17 AM

She's BAAAAAACCCKKKK

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 04-16-2005, 01:37 AM

I really love dogs that chase lights around. It's right up there next to watching white people act black.

Next time I'm home I'm going to take some pictures and/or video of my dog, he's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and he does some stupid shit.

He loves chasing tennis balls, so I'll hold a treat in front of him (which he loves just as much) and he'll bark back and forth between the two. Then I'll kick the ball down the stairs and he'll bark up a storm all the way down the stairs, pissed as hell, 'cuz he can't stand not chasing the damn ball.

I'm pretty sure I've posted a picture of him before, and, it was probably this one:

What a fucking stud.

01-20-2005, 11:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-21-2005, 02:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Is that fucking tanners dog?
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01-24-2005, 08:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
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01-26-2005, 12:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	you have an Ugly Bitch, how fitting [ January 25, 2005, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

01-26-2005, 05:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I see no use in wasting money having pets. None at all.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-20-2005, 11:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Morgan -Ugly Bastard [ January 20, 2005, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

01-20-2005, 11:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Morgan

01-20-2005, 11:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I told her to go get her toy. She comes back 30 seconds later ready to play - but not before a quick picture. -Ugly Bastard

01-21-2005, 02:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	It's Tim's dog, right? I used to play with her alot. Once you start she won't fucking leave you alone.

01-24-2005, 08:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	She wants the ball, but I'm just not going to give it to her. Alright, I broke down and gave it to her, and she proceeds to bump it under my futon. She just looks at me and starts whimpering knowing that she is relying solely on me to get her ball back for her. Helpless bitch. I retrieved the ball from under the futon, launched it out of my room into the living room, she of course chased after it, I slammed my door shut so she'd leave me the fuck alone...just now...creeeeek went my door as she forces it back open with her nose. What a crazy crazy bitch. -Ugly Bastard [ January 24, 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

01-25-2005, 11:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Morgan accepting a morsel of stale bread from the old hand. Silly Morgan. -Ugly Bastard

01-26-2005, 12:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	She's not mine, sir. -Ugly Bastard

01-26-2005, 05:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I'd rather be able to have a pet dog than a left arm.

01-26-2005, 11:18 AM	#16 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	niger, dont even feed us bullshit about wasting money. how much money do you spend on ganj a week?

01-26-2005, 12:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I need a worthwhile pet, like a dog or cat. You know, something that does something other than beg for food, eat fish I put in his tank, and piss. I want a doggie.
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01-26-2005, 03:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	None. I quit.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-26-2005, 04:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Yeah I'm pretty sure the people that got Morgan didn't spend any money on her. Ugly, do you know that story? [ January 26, 2005, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

01-26-2005, 05:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Honestly, I don't. I just know that wherever Tim got her from, he says that he thinks they abused her and shit. I really don't know Morgan's past worth shit. I should ask him sometime... -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 02:41 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Morgan shows her true stupidity by chasing a flashlight's beam up a wall. I swear to you here today, she would chase that light to hell if she could. Some of you have seen her in action. PS: You'll never know how fucking hard it was for me to capture that picture right there. She moves like a torpedo, its nothing short of a miracle I could share this with you today. -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 02:55 PM	#22 (permalink)
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02-17-2005, 03:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"We're going to need some extra lube for this search."
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-16-2005, 01:17 AM	#24 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<font size="6">She's BAAAAAACCCKKKK</font> -Ugly Bastard

04-16-2005, 01:37 AM	#25 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I really love dogs that chase lights around. It's right up there next to watching white people act black. Next time I'm home I'm going to take some pictures and/or video of my dog, he's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and he does some stupid shit. He loves chasing tennis balls, so I'll hold a treat in front of him (which he loves just as much) and he'll bark back and forth between the two. Then I'll kick the ball down the stairs and he'll bark up a storm all the way down the stairs, pissed as hell, 'cuz he can't stand not chasing the damn ball. I'm pretty sure I've posted a picture of him before, and, it was probably this one: What a fucking stud.
	I do what the fuck I want.

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