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Unread 09-12-2003, 04:02 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Scenario: I am walking two kids home from a party we were at. A guy (I'm going with Tim, since I can't remember) and a girl. I was sober, they definitely were not. The girl had a thing for the guy but he did not feel the same way, even drunk. On my honor, this is how the conversation between them went.

Girl: Ok, so the night's still young, and I am really horny. You want to go to your place and make out?
Tim: No, I'm a good guy. I'm fucked up and you're fucked up and I just don't think that's a good idea.
Girl: Oh, come on, you want a piece!
Tim: Hey, I am going to go check what Doug is going to do now. Just wait here. (Doug was another guy that had been walking with us but had split off)
5 minutes later
Me: I don't think he's coming back.
Girl: Oh, why not? What a fucker!
Me: I don't think he wanted to make out with you.
(Pause)
Me: Allright, well, I'm not going to let a drunk girl walk home alone. What's your name, kiddo?
Girl: My name is.....(long pause) Julie.
Me: Honest?
Julie: Yeah, I think so.
Me: Julie, where do you live at?
Julie: Don't end a sentence with a preposition!
Me: What?
Julie: Don't end your sentence with a preposition!
Me: Screw you! Don't tell me how to talk, you can't even walk a straight line!
(long pause)
Me: Forget it. Where do you live?
Julie: Tim is so on my shit list.
Me: (under my breath) How unfortunate for him.
(Finally leading to my quote of the day)
Julie: I know he wanted a piece, and I so was going to give it to him.
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I wanna pull you close and hold you near, turn you upside down to hold my beer.

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"Moral dilemmas involve a conflict of values, requiring a careful use of reason to weigh the outcomes. Freethinkers argue that religion promotes a dangerous and inadequate morality based on blind obedience, ultimatums, and simply the rewards of heaven or gruesome threats of hell. Freethinkers try to base actions on their consequences to real, living human beings."

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"Its not as hard as riding a unicycle down a highway, but it still takes effort." --Dr. Burnette (english prof)
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And I don't break either for nobody.

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