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Unwanted
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Scenario: I am walking two kids home from a party we were at. A guy (I'm going with Tim, since I can't remember) and a girl. I was sober, they definitely were not. The girl had a thing for the guy but he did not feel the same way, even drunk. On my honor, this is how the conversation between them went.
Girl: Ok, so the night's still young, and I am really horny. You want to go to your place and make out? Tim: No, I'm a good guy. I'm fucked up and you're fucked up and I just don't think that's a good idea. Girl: Oh, come on, you want a piece! Tim: Hey, I am going to go check what Doug is going to do now. Just wait here. (Doug was another guy that had been walking with us but had split off) 5 minutes later Me: I don't think he's coming back. Girl: Oh, why not? What a fucker! Me: I don't think he wanted to make out with you. (Pause) Me: Allright, well, I'm not going to let a drunk girl walk home alone. What's your name, kiddo? Girl: My name is.....(long pause) Julie. Me: Honest? Julie: Yeah, I think so. Me: Julie, where do you live at? Julie: Don't end a sentence with a preposition! Me: What? Julie: Don't end your sentence with a preposition! Me: Screw you! Don't tell me how to talk, you can't even walk a straight line! (long pause) Me: Forget it. Where do you live? Julie: Tim is so on my shit list. Me: (under my breath) How unfortunate for him. (Finally leading to my quote of the day) Julie: I know he wanted a piece, and I so was going to give it to him. |
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Warsaw
Posts: 29
Internets: 1933
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"Of late it’s harder just to go outside,
to leave this deadspace with hatred so alive. Writhing with sickness, thrown into banality, I decay." -AFI |
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I'm the meanest god damned son of a bitch alive.
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#37 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 985
Internets: 10
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"I might not be a tornado, baby, but I can sweep you away... and give you multiple orgasms. What kind of twister can claim that? An F5? I think not. Love." -Sex McSexington
I need to make up a thread describing this man's impressive sexploits. He's my hero, and he can be yours too... |
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get off my internet!!!
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 3,698
Internets: 10
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Quote of the Day 09.25.03
"Moral dilemmas involve a conflict of values, requiring a careful use of reason to weigh the outcomes. Freethinkers argue that religion promotes a dangerous and inadequate morality based on blind obedience, ultimatums, and simply the rewards of heaven or gruesome threats of hell. Freethinkers try to base actions on their consequences to real, living human beings." -FFRF |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 3,698
Internets: 10
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Quote of the Day 10.06.03
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I do what the fuck I want.
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