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victim · 12-19-2003, 12:59 AM

Post pickup lines... I wasn't sure if we had a thread for this already... and we probably do, whatever... just go ahead and play along anyway.

Pliedes · 12-19-2003, 01:29 AM

...so, I have a big trophy and three golden N's... wanna fuck?

Combat Chuck · 12-19-2003, 02:32 AM

So I'm best friends with Pliedes....wanna fuck?

malibu · 12-19-2003, 02:32 AM

a quoteable one from a noteworthy Nubblies member...
"*fucks Malibu"

Titan · 12-19-2003, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Combat Chuck:
So I'm best friends with Pliedes....wanna fuck?

"I'm best friends with Pliedes too... and I have one golden N... and... a wife... wanna... get some... coffee... er... just... go home... and I'll go to my house... yeah? Cool."

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2003, 02:45 AM

<font size="1">*cough*Uh...stolen from A Beautiful Mind*cough*</font>

"I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible."

-Ugly Bastard

Cocktooth · 12-19-2003, 02:55 AM

" Thats a nice flower in your hair, Will you fuck me???

Pliedes · 12-19-2003, 02:58 AM

[Sonofabitch]

StDx · 12-22-2003, 04:03 AM

Last night this one worked for me...
"I feel like I should know you"

come to find out, she used to go out with one of my friends and knew me.

12-19-2003, 12:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Post pickup lines... I wasn't sure if we had a thread for this already... and we probably do, whatever... just go ahead and play along anyway.
	get off my internet!!!

12-19-2003, 02:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	a quoteable one from a noteworthy Nubblies member... "*fucks Malibu"
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

12-19-2003, 02:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	" Thats a nice flower in your hair, Will you fuck me???
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12-19-2003, 01:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	...so, I have a big trophy and three golden N's... wanna fuck?

12-19-2003, 02:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	So I'm best friends with Pliedes....wanna fuck?

12-19-2003, 02:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<font size="1">coughUh...stolen from A Beautiful Mindcough</font> "I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible." -Ugly Bastard

12-19-2003, 02:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	[Sonofabitch]

12-22-2003, 04:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	Last night this one worked for me... "I feel like I should know you" come to find out, she used to go out with one of my friends and knew me.