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renovo · 04-13-2004, 06:00 PM

Just tell us some of your own suggestions.

You might be a redneck if
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

P.S. Credit to Jeff Foxworthy. He is a very creative gentlemen.

fat_retard · 04-13-2004, 06:15 PM

You might be a redneck if...
You've gotten your nipple bitten off by a beaver.

Blue collar comedy tour, arr arr arr.

the Butcher · 04-13-2004, 06:19 PM

You might be a redneck if...

...you're name is fat_retard. After all, only hillbillies and fucks would name themselves that.

Idontwanna · 04-13-2004, 06:45 PM

If your school bus has to stop at an intersection to move turkeys out of the road so you can make it to the highschool.

Beebs · 04-13-2004, 07:48 PM

You still think this stupid worn out bullshit is funny

04-13-2004, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
You still think this stupid worn out bullshit is funny

... if you don't understand the appeal in oldschool and "throwback" threads such as this one.

Calamity Jane · 04-15-2004, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Idontwanna:
If your school bus has to stop at an intersection to move turkeys out of the road so you can make it to the highschool.

omg!!! that has actually happened where i live. my neighbors had a flock of turkeys they let roam all over, the roads and such. they got so bad the school bus actually had to stop to get those damn turkeys out of the way. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Super Nintendo · 04-15-2004, 12:53 AM

people are always stopping by your house because they think you are having a yard sale.

renovo · 04-15-2004, 12:17 PM

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

George Sherman · 04-15-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calamity Jane:
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omg!!! that has actually happened where i live. my neighbors had a flock of turkeys they let roam all over, the roads and such. they got so bad the school bus actually had to stop to get those damn turkeys out of the way. [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QB]</font>[/quote]Come on Calamity, drop it like its hot!!!
You might be a redneck if your a slut, oooooo.

Idontwanna · 04-15-2004, 06:21 PM

Calamity, I posted that because it actually happened at my school. A whole flock of turkeys were sitting in the road and the students who rode that bus were about a half hour late to school because they had to move them. So as I heard this wonderful story I actually said..."You might be a red neck if If your school bus has to stop at an intersection to move turkeys out of the road so you can make it to the highschool." It was one of the most hilarious things I have ever heard I am glad someone else got to expiriance it.

[ April 15, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Idontwanna ]

04-13-2004, 06:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	You might be a redneck if... ...you're name is fat_retard. After all, only hillbillies and fucks would name themselves that.
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04-13-2004, 06:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	If your school bus has to stop at an intersection to move turkeys out of the road so you can make it to the highschool.
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04-15-2004, 06:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
Idontwanna Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Silverlake, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	Calamity, I posted that because it actually happened at my school. A whole flock of turkeys were sitting in the road and the students who rode that bus were about a half hour late to school because they had to move them. So as I heard this wonderful story I actually said..."You might be a red neck if If your school bus has to stop at an intersection to move turkeys out of the road so you can make it to the highschool." It was one of the most hilarious things I have ever heard I am glad someone else got to expiriance it. [ April 15, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Idontwanna ]
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04-13-2004, 06:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
renovo Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 67 Internets: 10	Just tell us some of your own suggestions. You might be a redneck if You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. P.S. Credit to Jeff Foxworthy. He is a very creative gentlemen.

04-13-2004, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	You might be a redneck if... You've gotten your nipple bitten off by a beaver. Blue collar comedy tour, arr arr arr.

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Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	You still think this stupid worn out bullshit is funny

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Super Nintendo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Elkhart/Bloomington Posts: 200 Internets: 10	people are always stopping by your house because they think you are having a yard sale.

04-15-2004, 12:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
renovo Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 67 Internets: 10	Your home has more miles on it than your car.