So Yeah, I Have Mono... - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 04-25-2003, 01:48 PM

I've been feeling sorta shitty the past few days, but I just brushed it off as no biggy. Well, I woke up with a bitch of a sore throat today, so I decided to do something I almost never do; go to the Doctor.

I was diagnosed with Mononucleosis, which totally blows dick, but it does have some pluses:

Pros
-This is my ultimate trump card, anytime someone asks me to do something, I can just say "I would, but I have Mono".
-I don't have to feel guilty about not working out now, 'cause I'm not even allowed to work out.

Cons
-No transfer of saliva for 30-45 days with anyone. Which usually isn't too much of a problem for me, but it still sucks knowing I can't do stuff should the situation arise.
-I can't work out for about a month. This sucks because I've been lifting everyday for about two months, and my arms were starting to get pretty respectable. Now, I must shrivle back up into a wimp and try to build back up again in a month, oh well, life goes on.
-I'm tired like 24-7, that's sorta cool I guess, but it gets old after a while.

So there you have it. I can't help but ask myself: "If I hadn't gone to the Doctor today, would I have Mono?" I just think that maybe if I had just pretended I was alright, and went about my life, I think I wouldn't be sick. Hmm...

However, if I really did/do have the virus, it's good they found it. I was informed that physical activity of any kind greatly increases my chances of my spleen rupturing causing severe internal bleeding. I have worked out everyday this week, all while feeling sick. I'm lucky I didn't bust a spleen on my ass...er....yeah.

Anyone ever had Mono, and if so, how did you cope?

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 25, 2003).]

04-25-2003, 05:28 PM

Wow, that really sucks. Sorry buddy...

Arsenic · 04-25-2003, 07:54 PM

Wow UB that sucks. I have never had mono before, so i don't know what to tell ya. All I know is stay in bed and don't try and do any activites. Try to get better soon.

Trout Sniffer · 04-26-2003, 10:30 AM

UB, this does really suck. Do you know how long you won't be able to do any physical activities. Hopefully you will be better by the time you come home from college, but I'm not so sure about that, mono usually lasts quite a while.

Well if you aren't better by that time, may I suggest playing euchre. Orgazmo and I would be happy to take money from you in a couple games over euchre. You could possibly join in on some of our frequent euchre nights, which I'm hoping will be a couple times a week once school is out. It is great fun and give you a chance to win (or lose) some money.

Ugly Bastard · 04-26-2003, 12:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trout Sniffer:
Do you know how long you won't be able to do any physical activities. Hopefully you will be better by the time you come home from college.

Well if you aren't better by that time, may I suggest playing euchre. Orgazmo and I would be happy to take money from you in a couple games over euchre.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No physical activities for four weeks. I come home in five days. So it's not looking too good for me.

I'd be more than happy to let you guys take my money via euchre. As long as I don't have to sit in my house with nothing to do for the first three weeks of summer.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 04-26-2003, 02:03 PM

Well shit.
We'll all be sure to come and visit you a lot during your ill days then, you little invalid.
Is playing video games considered a strenuous activity? Or excessive laughter, would that be spleen rupturous? For the first time in like a year I laughed so much my stomach hurt, a lot.
Anyway, I really hope you get over this bug soon, so you can continue you normal day-to-day activities of happy life, until then, be lazy!

Saint DH · 04-26-2003, 02:46 PM

My brother had mono his first year in college. He got it really bad though, and it fucked him for a really long time. I honestly think that it took him at least 4-6 months to get completely over it, if not more than that.

By completely over it, I mean he was able to lift as much as he was before he got it, run as much and everything like that.

Ugly Bastard · 04-26-2003, 02:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
My brother had mono his first year in college. He got it really bad though, and it fucked him for a really long time. I honestly think that it took him at least 4-6 months to get completely over it, if not more than that.

By completely over it, I mean he was able to lift as much as he was before he got it, run as much and everything like that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for that.

-Ugly Bastard

Jesus Chrystler · 04-28-2003, 02:02 AM

my friend's brother had mono once... he had tickets to go see Razor Katt so, against doctors orders, he planned on going. the day before the show, he was taking a nap and apparently rolled over wrong and ruptured his spleen sending his body into some kind of shock... they rushed him to the hospital, the doctor said they were lucky to save him... anyway, now he can't use left side of his body. the best part is that I got his ticket to Razor Katt, it was a good show.

Titan · 04-28-2003, 04:01 AM

UB-
You'll be alright.

Jesus Chrystler-
When I find out who you are, I'm seriously going to organize a gang of Nubblites to kick the living shit out of you, go to hell, you obviously have no point in living.

Arsenic · 04-28-2003, 02:13 PM

Ya I feal like shit today too UB, I don't think I have mono though. Hope your fealing better though.

Ugly Bastard · 04-28-2003, 06:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arsenic:
Ya I feal like shit today too UB, I don't think I have mono though. Hope your fealing better though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Arsenic, go have sex with yourself. Asshole...

And by "Arsenic, go have sex with yourself. Asshole..." what I really meant was, "hey thanks."

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 28, 2003).]

Jesus Chrystler · 04-30-2003, 01:10 AM

Titan, why must you say such hurtful things? my guess is that you are just a bitter soul... anyway, how about you go ahead and start your organizing. I know you, you'll definately need back up.

Titan · 04-30-2003, 01:33 AM

The only way I'll need backup is if you're the 3,000 pound tit-owning lardass you make yourself out to be. I don't particularly want to be rolled over under your reaking Rock-of-Gibralter-sized peach of an ass.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited April 29, 2003).]

Jesus Chrystler · 04-30-2003, 01:47 AM

titan, again with the ugly words... what have I done to merit your scathing tone? you seem to have passed judgement on my physicality without even knowing me. that's not fair to either of us. you see, I have the definite advantage because I know that you're a (perhaps I got a little too personal here) motherfucker. but let's be civil.

[This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 29, 2003).]

[This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 30, 2003).]

Titan · 04-30-2003, 02:39 AM

Listen ya fat fuck.
It doesn't matter if I'm a huge, cocaine infested, sweaty, neo-nazi mexican slave driver who goes around shitting on his hands and rubbing his fecal matter on his face so he can look like you; the point is that the only thing I'd have to worry about is whether or not your completely void and utterly non-existant group of friends would be helping you out to kick my ass. Well, that answers that question. Although I must applaud you for using such an intelligent word as "neo-hippie". We all know the word "neo-nazi" but few of even the most intelligent people these days know that if you look up the word "neo-hippie" in the dictionary you will find a surprisingly detailed paragraph consisting of precisely JACK SHIT. Stop trying to make up words to sound cool and using words that are not actually in your day-to-day verbal vocabulary you pile of ass. You sure as hell don't need to try and be cool to make friends; that would be a wasted effort since that task is a bit too far beyond your jurisdiction. The only way you would sound cool is if I shoved a fucking icepick down your throat along with a chunk of Lang© you flaming fairy fuck. Honestly though, I'd like to heartily apologize for assuming that ugly words would be the best or only ones I could use to communicate with your shit mimicking face. It just made sense.

(perhaps you shouldn't pretend like you know what the fuck you're doing)

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited April 30, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 02:25 PM

*sniff* *sniff* Smell that? Smells like an OST.

Titan · 04-30-2003, 02:34 PM

I'm sorry pli, but I'm fairly sure you rammed your finger up your ass and then proceeded to insert it into your nose again as usual. You really should try to see someone about that. One of these days you're going to be sitting down with your girlfriend and it'll just happen out of nowhere... you might even stick your finger up her ass. Whether she would enjoy that or not however, is another topic altogether.

Niger Angelus · 04-30-2003, 05:21 PM

Haha, that was really quite funny.

Saint DH · 04-30-2003, 07:50 PM

Hey when we storm Jesus Chrystler's house, and kick the everloving shit out of him, I'd like to be a part of that.

Titan · 04-30-2003, 09:28 PM

I'll alert the squadron.

05-02-2003, 02:02 PM

On the topic of the ass-ramming-finger; it doesn't happen... often.

Titan, I'd say you're just a pussy who's afraid of an OST, but I do know of your future plans for one, and I'm sure you're avoiding them now in order to save up material for your first one... you'll need it.

I'd like the be apart of the hoard to crucify Jesus (Chrystler).

Titan · 05-02-2003, 02:52 PM

Pliedes.
You Miss Understand.
Why would I waste my time OSTing Jesus Chrystler when I can mob-kick-the-shit out of him?
The crucify remark was a humorous one by the way.

05-02-2003, 03:04 PM

Ah-ism.

Combat Chuck · 05-02-2003, 06:54 PM

OH EVER LOVIN MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS PEARL!

This has seriously made my day. Best. Un-official. OST. Ever.

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Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Wow, that really sucks. Sorry buddy...
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pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	On the topic of the ass-ramming-finger; it doesn't happen... often. Titan, I'd say you're just a pussy who's afraid of an OST, but I do know of your future plans for one, and I'm sure you're avoiding them now in order to save up material for your first one... you'll need it. I'd like the be apart of the hoard to crucify Jesus (Chrystler).
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04-25-2003, 01:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I've been feeling sorta shitty the past few days, but I just brushed it off as no biggy. Well, I woke up with a bitch of a sore throat today, so I decided to do something I almost never do; go to the Doctor. I was diagnosed with Mononucleosis, which totally blows dick, but it does have some pluses: Pros -This is my ultimate trump card, anytime someone asks me to do something, I can just say "I would, but I have Mono". -I don't have to feel guilty about not working out now, 'cause I'm not even allowed to work out. Cons -No transfer of saliva for 30-45 days with anyone. Which usually isn't too much of a problem for me, but it still sucks knowing I can't do stuff should the situation arise. -I can't work out for about a month. This sucks because I've been lifting everyday for about two months, and my arms were starting to get pretty respectable. Now, I must shrivle back up into a wimp and try to build back up again in a month, oh well, life goes on. -I'm tired like 24-7, that's sorta cool I guess, but it gets old after a while. So there you have it. I can't help but ask myself: "If I hadn't gone to the Doctor today, would I have Mono?" I just think that maybe if I had just pretended I was alright, and went about my life, I think I wouldn't be sick. Hmm... However, if I really did/do have the virus, it's good they found it. I was informed that physical activity of any kind greatly increases my chances of my spleen rupturing causing severe internal bleeding. I have worked out everyday this week, all while feeling sick. I'm lucky I didn't bust a spleen on my ass...er....yeah. Anyone ever had Mono, and if so, how did you cope? -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 25, 2003).]

04-25-2003, 07:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Arsenic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winona Lake,Indiana,United States Posts: 204 Internets: 10	Wow UB that sucks. I have never had mono before, so i don't know what to tell ya. All I know is stay in bed and don't try and do any activites. Try to get better soon.

04-26-2003, 10:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	UB, this does really suck. Do you know how long you won't be able to do any physical activities. Hopefully you will be better by the time you come home from college, but I'm not so sure about that, mono usually lasts quite a while. Well if you aren't better by that time, may I suggest playing euchre. Orgazmo and I would be happy to take money from you in a couple games over euchre. You could possibly join in on some of our frequent euchre nights, which I'm hoping will be a couple times a week once school is out. It is great fun and give you a chance to win (or lose) some money.

04-26-2003, 12:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trout Sniffer: Do you know how long you won't be able to do any physical activities. Hopefully you will be better by the time you come home from college. Well if you aren't better by that time, may I suggest playing euchre. Orgazmo and I would be happy to take money from you in a couple games over euchre.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No physical activities for four weeks. I come home in five days. So it's not looking too good for me. I'd be more than happy to let you guys take my money via euchre. As long as I don't have to sit in my house with nothing to do for the first three weeks of summer. -Ugly Bastard

04-26-2003, 02:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Well shit. We'll all be sure to come and visit you a lot during your ill days then, you little invalid. Is playing video games considered a strenuous activity? Or excessive laughter, would that be spleen rupturous? For the first time in like a year I laughed so much my stomach hurt, a lot. Anyway, I really hope you get over this bug soon, so you can continue you normal day-to-day activities of happy life, until then, be lazy!

04-26-2003, 02:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	My brother had mono his first year in college. He got it really bad though, and it fucked him for a really long time. I honestly think that it took him at least 4-6 months to get completely over it, if not more than that. By completely over it, I mean he was able to lift as much as he was before he got it, run as much and everything like that.

04-26-2003, 02:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Harry: My brother had mono his first year in college. He got it really bad though, and it fucked him for a really long time. I honestly think that it took him at least 4-6 months to get completely over it, if not more than that. By completely over it, I mean he was able to lift as much as he was before he got it, run as much and everything like that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks for that. -Ugly Bastard

04-28-2003, 02:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	my friend's brother had mono once... he had tickets to go see Razor Katt so, against doctors orders, he planned on going. the day before the show, he was taking a nap and apparently rolled over wrong and ruptured his spleen sending his body into some kind of shock... they rushed him to the hospital, the doctor said they were lucky to save him... anyway, now he can't use left side of his body. the best part is that I got his ticket to Razor Katt, it was a good show.

04-28-2003, 04:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	UB- You'll be alright. Jesus Chrystler- When I find out who you are, I'm seriously going to organize a gang of Nubblites to kick the living shit out of you, go to hell, you obviously have no point in living.

04-28-2003, 02:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
Arsenic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winona Lake,Indiana,United States Posts: 204 Internets: 10	Ya I feal like shit today too UB, I don't think I have mono though. Hope your fealing better though.

04-28-2003, 06:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arsenic: Ya I feal like shit today too UB, I don't think I have mono though. Hope your fealing better though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Arsenic, go have sex with yourself. Asshole... And by "Arsenic, go have sex with yourself. Asshole..." what I really meant was, "hey thanks." -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 28, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 01:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	Titan, why must you say such hurtful things? my guess is that you are just a bitter soul... anyway, how about you go ahead and start your organizing. I know you, you'll definately need back up.

04-30-2003, 01:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The only way I'll need backup is if you're the 3,000 pound tit-owning lardass you make yourself out to be. I don't particularly want to be rolled over under your reaking Rock-of-Gibralter-sized peach of an ass. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited April 29, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 01:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	titan, again with the ugly words... what have I done to merit your scathing tone? you seem to have passed judgement on my physicality without even knowing me. that's not fair to either of us. you see, I have the definite advantage because I know that you're a (perhaps I got a little too personal here) motherfucker. but let's be civil. [This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 29, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Jesus Chrystler (edited April 30, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 02:39 AM	#16 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Listen ya fat fuck. It doesn't matter if I'm a huge, cocaine infested, sweaty, neo-nazi mexican slave driver who goes around shitting on his hands and rubbing his fecal matter on his face so he can look like you; the point is that the only thing I'd have to worry about is whether or not your completely void and utterly non-existant group of friends would be helping you out to kick my ass. Well, that answers that question. Although I must applaud you for using such an intelligent word as "neo-hippie". We all know the word "neo-nazi" but few of even the most intelligent people these days know that if you look up the word "neo-hippie" in the dictionary you will find a surprisingly detailed paragraph consisting of precisely JACK SHIT. Stop trying to make up words to sound cool and using words that are not actually in your day-to-day verbal vocabulary you pile of ass. You sure as hell don't need to try and be cool to make friends; that would be a wasted effort since that task is a bit too far beyond your jurisdiction. The only way you would sound cool is if I shoved a fucking icepick down your throat along with a chunk of Lang© you flaming fairy fuck. Honestly though, I'd like to heartily apologize for assuming that ugly words would be the best or only ones I could use to communicate with your shit mimicking face. It just made sense. (perhaps you shouldn't pretend like you know what the fuck you're doing) [This message has been edited by Titan (edited April 30, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 02:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'm sorry pli, but I'm fairly sure you rammed your finger up your ass and then proceeded to insert it into your nose again as usual. You really should try to see someone about that. One of these days you're going to be sitting down with your girlfriend and it'll just happen out of nowhere... you might even stick your finger up her ass. Whether she would enjoy that or not however, is another topic altogether.

04-30-2003, 05:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Haha, that was really quite funny.

04-30-2003, 07:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Hey when we storm Jesus Chrystler's house, and kick the everloving shit out of him, I'd like to be a part of that.

04-30-2003, 09:28 PM	#21 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'll alert the squadron.

05-02-2003, 02:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Pliedes. You Miss Understand. Why would I waste my time OSTing Jesus Chrystler when I can mob-kick-the-shit out of him? The crucify remark was a humorous one by the way.

05-02-2003, 06:54 PM	#25 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	OH EVER LOVIN MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS PEARL! This has seriously made my day. Best. Un-official. OST. Ever.