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sim_flex_x · 04-21-2004, 01:20 AM

I found this in my friend's buddy profile, I figured you'd all enjoy it [img]smile.gif[/img]

"It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!"

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Zelart · 04-21-2004, 01:31 AM

My God, he would die of dehydration.
I bow to him.

Orgazmo · 04-21-2004, 01:32 AM

I don't think I could even be on pace to break that after 2 shots...

Zelart · 04-21-2004, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I don't think I could even be on pace to break that after 2 shots...

What was he shooting.......Dust?

AcTivE · 04-21-2004, 01:43 AM

I saw something on satellite one time where there was a competition in China I think it was...they were measuring the amount they could produce in a certain amount of time.

Anyways, very gross.

Pliedes · 04-21-2004, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
there was a competition in China I think it was...they were measuring the amount they could produce in a certain amount of time.

I smell the next nubblies contest

Lucifer · 04-21-2004, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by AcTivE:
there was a competition in China I think it was...they were measuring the amount they could produce in a certain amount of time.

I smell the next nubblies contest [/quote]Collins

AcTivE · 04-21-2004, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by AcTivE:
there was a competition in China I think it was...they were measuring the amount they could produce in a certain amount of time.

I smell the next nubblies contest [/quote]lucifer: collins?

it would defintely have a smell to it alright...eww

underwater · 04-21-2004, 01:49 AM

oh wow. that could prove to be quite the interesting contest...

Lucifer · 04-21-2004, 01:49 AM

Collins.
Pliedes's residence hall.
The gathering spot for homosexuals at Indiana University.

Orgazmo · 04-21-2004, 01:50 AM

I don't think it'd be much of a contest. I think there is a person on this site that shines masturbatically more than any other could hope...

underwater · 04-21-2004, 01:55 AM

mind enlightening us there, gaz?

Orgazmo · 04-21-2004, 01:58 AM

He'll come forward if he wishes to make himself known.

Pliedes · 04-21-2004, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucifer:
Collins.
Pliedes's residence hall.
The gathering spot for homosexuals at Indiana University.

How do you know so much about btown homo's?

And if you did, you'd know that Collins doesn't necessarily have more homosexuals than other dorms, just more non-closeted ones.

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2004, 02:05 AM

Nice cover, faggot.

Lucifer · 04-21-2004, 02:08 AM

It does have more.
Open homosexuals request Collins.
So there are more.
Also you are telling me a dorm centered around "artistic" living doesn't attract a large number of fags? Quit kidding yourself. The more you defend yourself, the redder your cheeks get (although it is cute).

Cocktooth · 04-21-2004, 02:24 AM

im not bad in the masturbation section!!!! I think i would have a "shot" at this..no pun intended!

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2004, 02:26 AM

Then why did you quote "shot"?

[ April 21, 2004, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Orgazmo · 04-21-2004, 02:28 AM

That's a helluva question. Shaw? Any comment?

Cocktooth · 04-21-2004, 02:59 AM

God Damn nothing gets by you guys does it??? Wow...im impressed!!!

Bake Me A Pie Bitch · 04-21-2004, 03:01 AM

dude....Shaw. Burn.

BarryJive · 04-21-2004, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucifer:
Also you are telling me a dorm centered around "artistic" living doesn't attract a large number of fags? Quit kidding yourself. The more you defend yourself, the redder your cheeks get (although it is cute).

Um...yeah...pretty sure that's Read's schtick...asshole...shouldn't you be in prison or something?

Lucifer · 04-21-2004, 03:31 AM

Whether it's true or not, I'm not alone in my beliefs.

http://www.gfn.com/archives/story.phtml?sid=8310

Pliedes · 04-21-2004, 03:34 AM

Bud, that shit happens everywhere, and just because someone writes "nazi's suck" on McNutt doesn't mean it's a Neo-nazi dorm. Get a clue.

Speaking of which, if you knew anything about me, you'd also know that I was gay.

Lucifer · 04-21-2004, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
Speaking of which, if you knew anything about me, you'd also know that I was gay.

In which case the argument proves untrue?

04-21-2004, 01:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
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04-21-2004, 01:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I saw something on satellite one time where there was a competition in China I think it was...they were measuring the amount they could produce in a certain amount of time. Anyways, very gross.
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04-21-2004, 01:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	oh wow. that could prove to be quite the interesting contest...
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04-21-2004, 01:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 200 Internets: 10	Collins. Pliedes's residence hall. The gathering spot for homosexuals at Indiana University.
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04-21-2004, 01:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	mind enlightening us there, gaz?
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

04-21-2004, 01:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I found this in my friend's buddy profile, I figured you'd all enjoy it [img]smile.gif[/img] "It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!" Full Story

04-21-2004, 01:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I don't think I could even be on pace to break that after 2 shots...

04-21-2004, 01:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I don't think it'd be much of a contest. I think there is a person on this site that shines masturbatically more than any other could hope...

04-21-2004, 01:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	He'll come forward if he wishes to make himself known.

04-21-2004, 02:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Nice cover, faggot.
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04-21-2004, 02:08 AM	#16 (permalink)
Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 200 Internets: 10	It does have more. Open homosexuals request Collins. So there are more. Also you are telling me a dorm centered around "artistic" living doesn't attract a large number of fags? Quit kidding yourself. The more you defend yourself, the redder your cheeks get (although it is cute).
	I will rape you in hell.

04-21-2004, 02:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	im not bad in the masturbation section!!!! I think i would have a "shot" at this..no pun intended!
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04-21-2004, 02:26 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Then why did you quote "shot"? [ April 21, 2004, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-21-2004, 02:28 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	That's a helluva question. Shaw? Any comment?

04-21-2004, 02:59 AM	#20 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	God Damn nothing gets by you guys does it??? Wow...im impressed!!!
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04-21-2004, 03:01 AM	#21 (permalink)
Bake Me A Pie Bitch Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ball State Posts: 13 Internets: 10	dude....Shaw. Burn.
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04-21-2004, 03:31 AM	#23 (permalink)
Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 200 Internets: 10	Whether it's true or not, I'm not alone in my beliefs. http://www.gfn.com/archives/story.phtml?sid=8310
	I will rape you in hell.

04-21-2004, 03:34 AM	#24 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Bud, that shit happens everywhere, and just because someone writes "nazi's suck" on McNutt doesn't mean it's a Neo-nazi dorm. Get a clue. Speaking of which, if you knew anything about me, you'd also know that I was gay.

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