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Lucy Fur · 11-22-2005, 02:13 PM

comes in to work yesterday on her day off. she is holding this cute little rat dog that is wearing a polo shirt with it's color popped. (thought you, blonde...)
i lean over to talk scratch the pups ears and he lunges up and licks me as i was just starting to say something. the fucking dog licked the inside of my fucking mouth. as if that wasn't disgusting enough, my GNF boss starts laughing and says.. "oh, did he get you?... blah blah (whatever the dogs name is) is always licking at everything on me." WTF?!?!?! Does this mean that i, through this little rodent creature, have now eaten out my boss?
i have been brushing my teeth and gargling with mouth wash every few hours since then...maybe i should use bleach?
and why do huge fat people always have little dogs?
i feel so dirty....

fancymeghan · 11-22-2005, 02:15 PM

shoot it.

a staple should at least disable it, if not kill it.

Ironic Mustache · 11-22-2005, 02:58 PM

Hawt.

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
Does this mean that i, through this little rodent creature, have now eaten out my boss?
i feel so dirty....

Hawt.

Lucy Fur · 11-22-2005, 07:05 PM

i am sooo not getting enough sympathy for this....

MAGICLIT · 11-22-2005, 07:18 PM

take hydrogen poroxide and swish it around

Carnivorous Flavor · 11-22-2005, 09:03 PM

if that dog licked the inside of your mouth and goes home and licks your fat bosses poosay i may be a new daddy again.

damn.

Ironic Mustache · 11-22-2005, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
if that dog licked the inside of your mouth and goes home and licks your fat bosses poosay i may be a new daddy again.

damn.

I plead the 5th.

Carnivorous Flavor · 11-26-2005, 11:07 PM

no.. we drank a 5th of gin, then tag teamed Lucy....
we flipped a coin...i got head... you got tail....

bloodyfart · 11-29-2005, 03:31 PM

FRENCH KISSING DOGS IS SO FOURTH GRADE

Ironic Mustache · 11-29-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
FRENCH KISSING DOGS IS SO FOURTH GRADE

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Lucy Fur · 11-29-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
no.. we drank a 5th of gin, then tag teamed Lucy....
we flipped a coin...i got head... you got tail....

why did i just notice this?

and i hate gin... make it strawberry stoli

[ November 29, 2005, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

Carnivorous Flavor · 11-30-2005, 01:50 AM

"we" referred to Ironic and Carni Flav....the only thing i know you drank that night was a pint of throat yogurt.

Ironic Mustache · 11-30-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
"we" referred to Ironic and Carni Flav....the only thing i know you drank that night was a pint of throat yogurt.

It was a double if I remember correctly.

11-22-2005, 02:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	comes in to work yesterday on her day off. she is holding this cute little rat dog that is wearing a polo shirt with it's color popped. (thought you, blonde...) i lean over to talk scratch the pups ears and he lunges up and licks me as i was just starting to say something. the fucking dog licked the inside of my fucking mouth. as if that wasn't disgusting enough, my GNF boss starts laughing and says.. "oh, did he get you?... blah blah (whatever the dogs name is) is always licking at everything on me." WTF?!?!?! Does this mean that i, through this little rodent creature, have now eaten out my boss? i have been brushing my teeth and gargling with mouth wash every few hours since then...maybe i should use bleach? and why do huge fat people always have little dogs? i feel so dirty....
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-22-2005, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i am sooo not getting enough sympathy for this....
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-22-2005, 07:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	take hydrogen poroxide and swish it around
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-22-2005, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	if that dog licked the inside of your mouth and goes home and licks your fat bosses poosay i may be a new daddy again. damn.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

11-26-2005, 11:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	no.. we drank a 5th of gin, then tag teamed Lucy.... we flipped a coin...i got head... you got tail....
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

11-22-2005, 02:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	shoot it. a staple should at least disable it, if not kill it.

11-29-2005, 03:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	FRENCH KISSING DOGS IS SO FOURTH GRADE
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

11-30-2005, 01:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	"we" referred to Ironic and Carni Flav....the only thing i know you drank that night was a pint of throat yogurt.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

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