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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-08-2005, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
Did you put it in the microwave to warm it up first?

No my friend already warmed it up before he had sex with it.

George Sherman · 02-08-2005, 11:57 PM

Anytime I have sex with fruits, vegetables, or corpses, i always make a point to warm them up first, and perhaps a little spit for lube.

f3lix · 02-09-2005, 02:34 AM

till all the masterbating shit, this thread was becoming phenominal.

Mr. Blonde · 02-09-2005, 03:02 AM

I agree. Making fun of hot dead chicks is the shit. Masturbating...well...wait, that's the shit too. What are you talking about threelix? You going fag?

Orgazmo · 02-09-2005, 03:25 AM

Fags masturbate too. Probably.

Mr. Blonde · 02-09-2005, 03:55 AM

I'd think they'd have to have a lot tighter grip, though. SNAP!

StabMaster Arson · 02-09-2005, 09:49 PM

is having sex with a corpse considered masturbation?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-09-2005, 10:13 PM

I guess it is if you consider a corpse an inanimate object. Which I guess it is. Therefore, sticking your penis into lil' Nicole should be no different than lubing up with petroleum jelly. Since petroleum does come from prehistoric organic life.

f3lix · 02-09-2005, 10:47 PM

talking about masturbating to fruits is an old thing. this thread was definately the lowest I've ever seen nubblies, and I smiled the whole time I read it. I'm glad to see it getting better though, I was getting frustrated with the 10th grade level it was approaching.

farawayfromhere · 02-10-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I agree. Making fun of hot dead chicks is the shit.

Asshole.

ProfessorNumber · 02-10-2005, 06:10 PM

I wonder why her mom killed her.

Orgazmo · 02-10-2005, 06:13 PM

She was probably jealous.

Saint DH · 02-10-2005, 06:16 PM

You would think a mother would be proud, instead of jealous. What a crazy, crazy bitch. I hope she burns in hell.

Niger Angelus · 02-11-2005, 01:47 AM

Oh, she will.

Mr. Blonde · 02-11-2005, 01:49 AM

I think we should consult Lucifer on this one.

Lucifer · 02-11-2005, 02:27 AM

Indeed, she will be drafted in the late 2nd/ early 3rd round for hell.

I would also like to add that this:

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
SNAP!

Is the single gayest thing I have ever encountered, and all the fags come my way so that's really saying a lot.

Niger Angelus · 02-11-2005, 02:35 AM

It is about time you show your little red self.

Ugly Bastard · 02-11-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucifer:
I would also like to add that this:

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
SNAP!<hr /></blockquote>Is the single gayest thing I have ever encountered, and all the fags come my way so that's really saying a lot.

Oh dear god that made me laugh very hard. I just wish the quote feature wasn't all fucked up.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 02-11-2005, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
I wonder why her mom killed her.

Thats a damn good question. It must take a lot for someone's own mother to decide to go off on you like you with a hammer. I bet she fucked her mom's boyfriend.

George Sherman · 02-11-2005, 04:07 PM

StAnky, I have to ask you something. Are you Mexican?

Niger Angelus · 02-11-2005, 05:01 PM

I'm a cracker. White, flakey, and salty? Why are we called crackers again?

underwater · 02-12-2005, 08:34 PM

no shit.. this is such a terrible thread.

edit: i really need to start making sure i'm on the last page of a thread before i post... fucking pot.

[ February 14, 2005, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]

02-08-2005, 11:57 PM	#27 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Anytime I have sex with fruits, vegetables, or corpses, i always make a point to warm them up first, and perhaps a little spit for lube.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-09-2005, 03:02 AM	#29 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I agree. Making fun of hot dead chicks is the shit. Masturbating...well...wait, that's the shit too. What are you talking about threelix? You going fag?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-09-2005, 03:55 AM	#31 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I'd think they'd have to have a lot tighter grip, though. SNAP!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-09-2005, 09:49 PM	#32 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	is having sex with a corpse considered masturbation?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-09-2005, 10:13 PM	#33 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I guess it is if you consider a corpse an inanimate object. Which I guess it is. Therefore, sticking your penis into lil' Nicole should be no different than lubing up with petroleum jelly. Since petroleum does come from prehistoric organic life.
	#YOLO

02-09-2005, 02:34 AM	#28 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	till all the masterbating shit, this thread was becoming phenominal.

02-09-2005, 03:25 AM	#30 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Fags masturbate too. Probably.

02-09-2005, 10:47 PM	#34 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	talking about masturbating to fruits is an old thing. this thread was definately the lowest I've ever seen nubblies, and I smiled the whole time I read it. I'm glad to see it getting better though, I was getting frustrated with the 10th grade level it was approaching.

02-10-2005, 06:10 PM	#36 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I wonder why her mom killed her.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

02-10-2005, 06:13 PM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	She was probably jealous.

02-10-2005, 06:16 PM	#38 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	You would think a mother would be proud, instead of jealous. What a crazy, crazy bitch. I hope she burns in hell.

02-11-2005, 01:47 AM	#39 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Oh, she will.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-11-2005, 01:49 AM	#40 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I think we should consult Lucifer on this one.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-11-2005, 02:35 AM	#42 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	It is about time you show your little red self.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-11-2005, 04:07 PM	#45 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	StAnky, I have to ask you something. Are you Mexican?
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-11-2005, 05:01 PM	#46 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I'm a cracker. White, flakey, and salty? Why are we called crackers again?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-12-2005, 08:34 PM	#47 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	no shit.. this is such a terrible thread. edit: i really need to start making sure i'm on the last page of a thread before i post... fucking pot. [ February 14, 2005, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

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