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05-10-2005, 12:26 PM

May. 9, 2005 12:57 PM

IO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday.

"I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment," he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues."

Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea.

"I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work," Santolia said.

Repugnant Abomination · 05-10-2005, 12:31 PM

Hip hip hooraayy!! I'm going to go pop one off in celebration.

MAGICLIT · 05-10-2005, 02:30 PM

had me a multiple O last night, guess I know how to celebrate the holidays like a Rock Star!

Repugnant Abomination · 05-10-2005, 02:32 PM

Or a dirty whore.

MAGICLIT · 05-10-2005, 02:34 PM

O Repug, don't hate because you have to achieve your climax manually.......

Repugnant Abomination · 05-10-2005, 02:44 PM

Me and my right hand are very happy together. I'm thinking of popping the question next fall.

MAGICLIT · 05-10-2005, 02:46 PM

I'm very happy for you and your right hand....different STROKES for different folks...........

Niger Angelus · 05-10-2005, 03:45 PM

I am pretty sure I beat it the other day as well, hmm, I guess I celebrated without even knowing. Sometimes you need to clear the cobwebs.

Ugly Bastard · 05-10-2005, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Sometimes you need to clear the cobwebs.

Yea. Like about every 3 hours, personally.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 05-10-2005, 04:59 PM

Regewlar pewn is the key, but if that's nawt pawsible, roughing up the suspect is another acceptable method.

Niger Angelus · 05-10-2005, 06:06 PM

What?

Repugnant Abomination · 05-10-2005, 06:34 PM

Dewd yew need to learn how to tawk like us.

Pewn is always nice, especially when it's hawt, but it is elusive.

Ironic Mustache · 05-10-2005, 07:02 PM

He meant "elewsive."

St. Anky · 05-18-2005, 02:25 AM

Ironic and repugnant are turning into quite a humorous duo

MAGICLIT · 05-18-2005, 01:56 PM

yea, like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis....Ironic is the drunk guy and Repug is the retard guy.....

05-10-2005, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	May. 9, 2005 12:57 PM IO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday. Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples. "We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday. "I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment," he said. Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues." Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea. "I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work," Santolia said.
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05-10-2005, 02:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	had me a multiple O last night, guess I know how to celebrate the holidays like a Rock Star!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-10-2005, 02:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	O Repug, don't hate because you have to achieve your climax manually.......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-10-2005, 02:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I'm very happy for you and your right hand....different STROKES for different folks...........
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-10-2005, 03:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I am pretty sure I beat it the other day as well, hmm, I guess I celebrated without even knowing. Sometimes you need to clear the cobwebs.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

05-10-2005, 12:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Hip hip hooraayy!! I'm going to go pop one off in celebration.

05-10-2005, 02:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Or a dirty whore.

05-10-2005, 02:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Me and my right hand are very happy together. I'm thinking of popping the question next fall.

05-10-2005, 04:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Regewlar pewn is the key, but if that's nawt pawsible, roughing up the suspect is another acceptable method.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-10-2005, 06:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	What?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

05-10-2005, 06:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Dewd yew need to learn how to tawk like us. Pewn is always nice, especially when it's hawt, but it is elusive.

05-10-2005, 07:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	He meant "elewsive."
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-18-2005, 02:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Ironic and repugnant are turning into quite a humorous duo

05-18-2005, 01:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yea, like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis....Ironic is the drunk guy and Repug is the retard guy.....
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

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