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Cuntor Elite · 01-26-2003, 04:53 AM

I'd have to go with "I want you inside me."

Ugly Bastard · 01-26-2003, 05:10 AM

"I haven't been fucked like that since that one girlfriend of mine, and I, fooled around in Middle School"

Call me sick, but if a chick ever said that to me, I would have an organdum. See the Word of the Day thread for the definition of organdum

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 01-26-2003, 05:17 AM

"No, I want to swallow it."

Yikes! Who would say that??

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 10, 2003).]

Rufus · 01-26-2003, 05:48 AM

"shit or get off the pot"

actually a quote from "The Bachelor"

01-26-2003, 04:29 PM

"Is it ok if I invite my hot friend Veronica over to stay the night with us?"

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 04:31 PM

"pick a hole"

hehe...wow

01-26-2003, 04:52 PM

Anky, that sounds more like something Jake would say...

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 04:59 PM

*shudders*

why must you ruin a thread like this with a comment like that?

01-26-2003, 05:23 PM

Thats exactly what i was thinking when you posted the 'pick a hole' thing.

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 05:38 PM

thats due to your own homosexual ingenuity.

i know that you are far from being homosexual, but you honestly ruined this thread. I had no intention of posting the "pick a hole" comment for reasons of implying any gay innuendo. You, on the other hand, interpereted it wrongly, imposed your thought, and ruined the thread. Thank you Pliedes.

Titan · 01-26-2003, 05:41 PM

Here's the sex.

Putting your COCK into a place where SHIT comes out.

That is sick, whether it's homosexual or not.

01-26-2003, 05:41 PM

ANAL SEX IS GAY!

Seriously, there is no other conatation for anal sex, except for homosexuality.

buckeye · 01-26-2003, 05:45 PM

seriously if god would have meant for anal sex to be an acceptable way of having sex with a girl, it would be possible to get a girl pregnant that way. but is it? NO! Instead the people that do have anal sex with a girl get their dick covered in shit instead, its god's little way of punishing people that have anal sex.

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 05:49 PM

There's some pretty sick shit that comes out of a pussy too. Admit it.

Plus, you are also ruling out a female's ability to give head. Buckeye, I cant get a girl pregnant by getting head. How do you justify that?

01-26-2003, 05:51 PM

I realize that it's not natural for a girl to give head. But anal sex is characteristic of homosexuals.

my manhood + getting near feces = not gonna happen

[This message has been edited by pliedes (edited January 26, 2003).]

Titan · 01-26-2003, 05:54 PM

Imagine putting saliva in your mouth.
(not that hard)
Now imagine putting feces in your mouth.
(yes, disgusting)

That should validate getting head over getting someone up the butt, SHIT IS ALOT MORE DISGUSTING THAN SALIVA!

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 05:58 PM

I find no logic in putting a guy down who's into that. Hell, some girls are into that. Not saying its an "all time favorite" of mine, but I admit, I have done it. An ex-girlfriend of mine was curious, and being the elusive tomcat that I am, so was I. We did it, with no *ahem* shit appearing afterwards.

All in all, there is no point in suggesting sodomy witha female is an act of homosexuality. There is no logic in that statment for it is happening with a woman.

I say the point be dropped and we all go our own ways worrying about ourselves. If you are into it, good. If you're not, good. Once again, dont press your tastes on other people.

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 06:00 PM

Imagine putting urine in your mouth.

Whether you want to or not, by performing oral sex on a woman, you are ingesting tiny concentrations of urine. Will this stop you from going down on your girlfriend?

Titan · 01-26-2003, 06:04 PM

And how do you know that anyone who is rightfully insulting butt-fucking has performed oral sex on a woman? Oh, you don't, alright then.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 26, 2003).]

buckeye · 01-26-2003, 06:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky:
There's some pretty sick shit that comes out of a pussy too. Admit it.

Plus, you are also ruling out a female's ability to give head. Buckeye, I cant get a girl pregnant by getting head. How do you justify that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

true St. Anky, but your dick doesnt come out covered in shit afterwards would be my justification.

victim · 01-26-2003, 06:06 PM

As I just mentioned to pliedes, there is no proper way to insult St. Anky, his Hispanic heritage, or his sexual preferences at this point, but I'm going to try anyways.

How do you circumsize St. Anky?

Kick his mother in the chin.

St. Anky · 01-26-2003, 06:12 PM

Original Victim. Way to swing the bat. Now I suggest you sit the fuck down or at least make a point.

I admitted I have tried it, and I have stated that I have never experienced a "shitty dick". Why you must continue to bash at me, I do not know.

As for Titan, punctuate that sentence a little better as so that we may be able to comprehend your point.

Christ pliedes, I told you, you ruined this thread.

[This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited January 26, 2003).]

01-26-2003, 06:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky:
[b]I admitted I have tried it, and I have stated that I have never experienced a "shitty dick".[b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because if I got a girl up the butt, and got shit all over my dick(which would presumably happen), I wouldn't tell anyone either.

Anal sex is like a 'homosexual cry for help'
A gay act, without actually being gay.

[This message has been edited by pliedes (edited January 26, 2003).]

Titan · 01-26-2003, 06:15 PM

Took care of it butt-fucker.

01-26-2003, 06:16 PM

Maybe you should change 'clit commander' to 'butt pirate'.

01-26-2003, 04:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	"Is it ok if I invite my hot friend Veronica over to stay the night with us?"
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01-26-2003, 04:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Anky, that sounds more like something Jake would say...
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01-26-2003, 05:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Thats exactly what i was thinking when you posted the 'pick a hole' thing.
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01-26-2003, 05:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	ANAL SEX IS GAY! Seriously, there is no other conatation for anal sex, except for homosexuality.
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01-26-2003, 05:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	I realize that it's not natural for a girl to give head. But anal sex is characteristic of homosexuals. my manhood + getting near feces = not gonna happen [This message has been edited by pliedes (edited January 26, 2003).]
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01-26-2003, 04:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cuntor Elite Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 16 Internets: 10	I'd have to go with "I want you inside me."

01-26-2003, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"I haven't been fucked like that since that one girlfriend of mine, and I, fooled around in Middle School" Call me sick, but if a chick ever said that to me, I would have an organdum. See the Word of the Day thread for the definition of organdum -Ugly Bastard

01-26-2003, 05:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	"No, I want to swallow it." Yikes! Who would say that?? [This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 10, 2003).]

01-26-2003, 05:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Rufus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw,in,usa Posts: 115 Internets: 10	"shit or get off the pot" actually a quote from "The Bachelor"

01-26-2003, 04:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	"pick a hole" hehe...wow

01-26-2003, 04:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	*shudders* why must you ruin a thread like this with a comment like that?

01-26-2003, 05:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	thats due to your own homosexual ingenuity. i know that you are far from being homosexual, but you honestly ruined this thread. I had no intention of posting the "pick a hole" comment for reasons of implying any gay innuendo. You, on the other hand, interpereted it wrongly, imposed your thought, and ruined the thread. Thank you Pliedes.

01-26-2003, 05:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Here's the sex. Putting your COCK into a place where SHIT comes out. That is sick, whether it's homosexual or not.

01-26-2003, 05:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	seriously if god would have meant for anal sex to be an acceptable way of having sex with a girl, it would be possible to get a girl pregnant that way. but is it? NO! Instead the people that do have anal sex with a girl get their dick covered in shit instead, its god's little way of punishing people that have anal sex.

01-26-2003, 05:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	There's some pretty sick shit that comes out of a pussy too. Admit it. Plus, you are also ruling out a female's ability to give head. Buckeye, I cant get a girl pregnant by getting head. How do you justify that?

01-26-2003, 05:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Imagine putting saliva in your mouth. (not that hard) Now imagine putting feces in your mouth. (yes, disgusting) That should validate getting head over getting someone up the butt, SHIT IS ALOT MORE DISGUSTING THAN SALIVA!

01-26-2003, 05:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I find no logic in putting a guy down who's into that. Hell, some girls are into that. Not saying its an "all time favorite" of mine, but I admit, I have done it. An ex-girlfriend of mine was curious, and being the elusive tomcat that I am, so was I. We did it, with no ahem shit appearing afterwards. All in all, there is no point in suggesting sodomy witha female is an act of homosexuality. There is no logic in that statment for it is happening with a woman. I say the point be dropped and we all go our own ways worrying about ourselves. If you are into it, good. If you're not, good. Once again, dont press your tastes on other people.

01-26-2003, 06:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Imagine putting urine in your mouth. Whether you want to or not, by performing oral sex on a woman, you are ingesting tiny concentrations of urine. Will this stop you from going down on your girlfriend?

01-26-2003, 06:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	And how do you know that anyone who is rightfully insulting butt-fucking has performed oral sex on a woman? Oh, you don't, alright then. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 26, 2003).]

01-26-2003, 06:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky: There's some pretty sick shit that comes out of a pussy too. Admit it. Plus, you are also ruling out a female's ability to give head. Buckeye, I cant get a girl pregnant by getting head. How do you justify that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> true St. Anky, but your dick doesnt come out covered in shit afterwards would be my justification.

01-26-2003, 06:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	As I just mentioned to pliedes, there is no proper way to insult St. Anky, his Hispanic heritage, or his sexual preferences at this point, but I'm going to try anyways. How do you circumsize St. Anky? Kick his mother in the chin.

01-26-2003, 06:12 PM	#22 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Original Victim. Way to swing the bat. Now I suggest you sit the fuck down or at least make a point. I admitted I have tried it, and I have stated that I have never experienced a "shitty dick". Why you must continue to bash at me, I do not know. As for Titan, punctuate that sentence a little better as so that we may be able to comprehend your point. Christ pliedes, I told you, you ruined this thread. [This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited January 26, 2003).]

01-26-2003, 06:15 PM	#23 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by St. Anky: [b]I admitted I have tried it, and I have stated that I have never experienced a "shitty dick".[b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Because if I got a girl up the butt, and got shit all over my dick(which would presumably happen), I wouldn't tell anyone either. Anal sex is like a 'homosexual cry for help' A gay act, without actually being gay. [This message has been edited by pliedes (edited January 26, 2003).]
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01-26-2003, 06:15 PM	#24 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Took care of it butt-fucker.

01-26-2003, 06:16 PM	#25 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe you should change 'clit commander' to 'butt pirate'.
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