Salty Dick or None A'tall

Would you rather use a lacerated penis to fuck a vagina full of salt once every month, and then have all the normal sex that you want or never have sex at all?

Credits for the lacerated penis + salty cunt go to JohnnyRichter.

Personally, I'd go with the none at all, and this is why. While it may look like the answer is clear from the beginning, realize that you would have to fuck a salty vagina once a month for the rest of your life...even when you're old and don't want sex anymore. Because of the lifelong sentence to perverse pain, I'm going celibate.

[Ugly Bastard]

I will concur with Mr. Orgazmo. He makes some good points.

As long as the ol' right hand isn't salty, I think I could manage the rest of my life......I'm doing okay so far

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 03, 2002).]

yeah...none at all

couldn't you still get bjs and hjs and such?

I don't think that would be so bad...

You could get hand jobs, but not blowjobs. I just made that up right now...that's the stipulation.

[Niger Angelus]

I am gonna go with...uhm...man....eh...once a month. Real sex.
Now the no sex it lead to masterbation. And well. That sucks.

[This message has been edited by Niger Angelus (edited November 03, 2002).]

[Da HULK]

i would go with sex i love sex it feels great
but with salt it just might burn a little but i like it rough u know

[Da HULK]

sex is great
the first time u do it your scare cuz of the girl might be pergo (pregnet) but after that u are just hooked on it

[BigDongedHoe]

I have yet to dip my dong into a taco. I have had the opportunity but the tacos had already been fired up a few times with hot sauce and I want one without if you get my drift. It's just not the right timing to lose the big V

[Niger Angelus]

The taco has to be like Don Pablos style, not Taco Bell. It needs to be A+. Not D+.

Depending on the night, Taco Bell has the potential to craft A+ tacos. While some nights their product resembles a grease-satured tortilla full of shit, other nights they seem to be able to pump out works of art with a taste to match. It's one of those oddities of nature...

[Niger Angelus]

Which ties into the the whole taco metaphor.
Some girls are like an A+ taco, while others smell like the sour cream went bad. Catch the drift...

[Da HULK]

yes very much so

[buckeye]

the taco also has to be without lettuce, or hardly at all. if the lettuce on the taco is comparable to standard amount that comes with a big mac, its time to get the hell out of there, or grab some hedge trimmers.

I think that's a fair thing to say, very fair indeed. While a little lettuce is acceptable, too much could potentially get stuck in the teeth and cause regurgitation of any part of the taco already consumed. Also, if any tomatoes are encountered whilst sampling the taco, I think that a visit to the doctor is in order...

[Da HULK]

what do u think about the lady putting your name in it like with a shaver or whatever she needs to use. do u find that sexy or not

Da HULK

[Niger Angelus]

Well do to the mental images presented in my mind from reading those posts, I would like to thank you for causing me to lose my tacos that I had for dinner. And I honestly did have tacos for dinner.

[Ugly Bastard]

Yeah, I also could have done without the "shaver" bit
-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 04, 2002).]

I would think shaving a pattern as intricate as a name would be quite difficult. Perhaps a pubic stylist would be necessary?

[Niger Angelus]

Well I have seen, on that HBO Original, somewhere in the world they had a program where there was pubic art and such like hair coloring. But I have to say, if there is lettuce on the taco, I am going to request a special order, and if I dont get it, my business goes elsewhere.

[buckeye]

hmmm well the name thing sounds like a cool idea, but maybe if they did it using cut out letters and a tanning bed. I think the amount of shrubbery recquired to make that intricate litte design, would be enough to make my penis shrivel up and fall off.

Probably a good call. Also, if the name of the person being emblazoned upon the pubic ridge is too long, perhaps a much shorter 3 to 4 character nickname could be put into place. Just a suggestion incase anyone is going to try to get this to happen

[Da HULK]

what if a teacher came up to u and said if u would have sex with me i would give u an A+ fot the term but u have to do it once a week would u do it

Da HULK

[buckeye]

hmmm depending on the teacher, the class etc.

but i think if mrs. kinsey came in and asked me to have sex with her once a week for the hell of it, there would be no way i could turn that meaty woman down. Besides got to love rotten tacos, with extra lettuce.

[Niger Angelus]

Ok, lets just get off the subject of tacos, do you know why, because buckeye ruined it, totally ruined it.

[Loki]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buckeye:
hmmm depending on the teacher, the class etc.

but i think if mrs. kinsey came in and asked me to have sex with her once a week for the hell of it, there would be no way i could turn that meaty woman down. Besides got to love rotten tacos, with extra lettuce. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well fuckeye, congratulations, that is the sickest shit I have ever heard.... ever. Only sick fucks from Ohio could possibly contemplate something as gut wrenching as that. Seriously, that’s fucking gross; you should be dipped in a glass container full of hydrochloric acid, and then what’s left of you St. Anky can use to stick up his ass.