The Incredible Hulk vs Superman - Nubblies.net Forums

BrassMonkees · 11-25-2002, 12:53 AM

this is the battle of the unbeatens. they actually have both been defeated, but were reserected i believe. superman as an "energy being" and chuck, you'll have to help me out on the incredible hulk's reserection. im pretty sure dr doom took him out in a comic one time.

pretty much these two are near impossible to beat. that is where my hatred comes in. how can you like a superhero how is invulnerable. there's no fun in that. and both are a couple of pussies. hulk is a dumb scientist who goes crazy, and super man is mr mild mannered. i detest them both

in the end i would have to say superman though. don't know why really, just seems like he would win. the sun rejuvanates his powers and the only thing that hurts him is kryptonite. therefore im going with him

Ugly Bastard · 11-25-2002, 12:56 AM

Superman, Final Answer.

I would put Superman up again Jesus himself.

-Ugly Bastard

11-25-2002, 12:58 AM

Hulk. That's all, just Hulk.

BrassMonkees · 11-25-2002, 12:58 AM

at least you two have supported your claims well.

Joe Bang A Clit · 11-25-2002, 01:06 AM

i would go with hulk as well, i always hear about superman and frankly I like voting for the underdog so hulk the insane mad scientist would win

11-25-2002, 01:06 AM

Superman, thats really no contest...

Ugly Bastard · 11-25-2002, 01:10 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BrassMonkees:
at least you two have supported your claims well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's posts like that Brass, that convey the words "fuck you" to the forefront of my mind.

-Ugly Bastard

BrassMonkees · 11-25-2002, 01:11 AM

wow, i was just breifly looking things up about the hulk, and it would appear that he is invincible. at leas superman has kryptonite. but as the hulk gets madder, he gets stronger. he can't jump insanely high and is pretty freaking smart too.

i think what it comes down to is that neither of them can be beaten

11-25-2002, 12:26 PM

Brass, those were pretty original thoughts. It's not like I sent you that exact text through ICQ or anything...oh wait...

BrassMonkees · 11-25-2002, 10:19 PM

wow i really have no idea what you are talking about. sorry pal

11-25-2002, 10:57 PM

Don't feed me and the rest of the Nubblies community that shit.

I said: "i erally don't know much about the hulk...but I do not krypto kicks super mans ass"

You said: "yup tis true."

i really dislike them both, but i dislike superman more"

I said: "i erally don't know much about the hulk...but I do not krypto kicks super mans ass"

You said: "hmm, so what your saying is they are both unbeatable pretty much, so you are just going with the one that looks cooler"

I said: "no...they can't hurt each other, until hulk gets the krypto
he wins"

You said: "yep, good call

i recanted my stance on the isssue"

BrassMonkees · 11-26-2002, 12:29 AM

i think that you asked "what are some of the hulk's weakness?" after you said you didn't know much about the hulk. it was then that i proceded to look some stuff up and post my topic. check the times, that should clarify that one of us was wrong

tonguegina · 11-26-2002, 02:14 AM

Sorry guys, but Superman kicks all ass. I, off the top of my head, can't think of anyone that could beat Superman.

Ugly Bastard · 11-26-2002, 02:17 AM

No kidding.

One thing about Superman that does suck though is this:
How could he ever have kids? If he and Lois Lane were doing it, his sperm would give her a concussion, or throw her back out. I say, the only uterus strong enough to hold Superman's sperm, is Wonder Woman. The guy is an alien for God's sake. There is no way he could knock up Lois Lane without putting her in a hospital.....unless, he wore a Kryptonite condomn, which would kill him. But sometimes that's the price you have to pay for an evening with Lois Lane.

So yeah, Superman could kick all of their asses, but if you are looking for a good action hero to produce a child, look elsewhere.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 11-26-2002, 02:25 AM

That reminds me of a joke bastard...and it goes something like this.

So one day Superman is flying over the beautiful city of Metropolis, and he sees Wonder Woman getting a tan in nothing more than her gold crown, if you know what I mean. Anyway, so he thinks to himself, "Hey, I'm fuckin' Superman...why don't I just swoop down with my super-speed and get myself a little bit of that wonder pussy." So he does just that and is gone in a flash, since he's faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. So, she jumps up and yells out "What the hell was that?" And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but man my ass is killing me."

Huh? Oh, you know.

Combat Chuck · 11-26-2002, 07:30 PM

That joke is a classic. I've used it many a time.

Step aside brothers, it's time for another lesson in the wonderful world of comics.

Alright, let's give the lowdown on the superheroes first.

Hulk- Dr. Bruce Banner is a scientist (not a mad scientist, just a scientist) that was one of the original makers of the gamma bomb. But when he tries to save a stupid highschooler from getting hit by the blast, he himself gets hit by the blast, and is given strange powers. They consist of him getting pissed off and turning into a huge green behemoth that has indestructible skin, unlimited strength and is pretty much invulnerable.

Superman- Mild mannered Clark Kent is really Superman, an alien from a distant planet Krypton.

Now, here's something that you guys don't know. Kryptonite is not the only substance that can defeat Superman. A red sun saps all of Superman's powers. Why?

Krypton was from a galaxy where they had a red sun (actually, I think there was more than one, I'm not sure) and when Supes was transported to the Earth, the yellow sun rays affected his molecular structure, giving him superspeed, flight, superstrength, laser eyes, see-through vision and so on and so forth. Basically, there isn't a power that Supes doesn't have.

But that's not all. Superman is also susceptible to magic. That's why in Kingdom Come (one of the best non-continuity DC stories EVER...) has Captain Marvel (a kid bestowed with the power of a god, which is magic based) beating the shit out of Superman, because he has magic based powers.

So, here's the thing.

These two can pummel each other forever, and still be able to keep on fighting. Hulk has had an actual mountain dropped on him and survived. Supes has moved the moon by himself (actually, before DC killed the early continuity, he moved the Earth all the time, and could time travel).

The thing is, when Bruce Banner is the Hulk, he really isn't the smartest thing. He goes on rampages. However, there are different personalities of the Hulk. There's a smart Hulk, the dumb Hulk, a gangster Hulk (yeah, it is stupid) and a monster Hulk that is the final stage of Bruce Banner's transformation....meaning, if he changes into the monster Hulk, he can never change back to Bruce Banner.

I really think that the only thing that Superman could do to defeat the Hulk would be to throw him to the ends of outer space. You just can't get rid of the Hulk.

However, if the Hulk were in his smart persona, he could maybe go to someone that knew Superman's powers....and go get Thor.

Thor is pretty much the only character in both the DC and Marvel Universe who is unbeatable. Really, the guy could whoop Superman's ass in his sleep. Just cause he's magic based.

It's all a hypothetical battle. They are both invulnerable to each other (without anyone else's help), so there really isn't an outcome to this battle.

But I say that Superman wins. He'd find a way to contain the Hulk. It'd take a while, but it'd happen sometime.

St. Anky · 11-26-2002, 08:40 PM

Hmm... this topic seems familiar. Oh yeah, its just like my "Wolverine vs Gambit" post. Way to be you fucking unoriginal bastard. Oh hell, who cares. Carry on.

Combat Chuck · 11-27-2002, 08:30 PM

Damn, I didn't realize how long my superhero lesson post was....damn....

11-28-2002, 01:47 AM

Nice history chuck. Battles are never endless though, your theory about one being thrown into outer space is a likely situation. Superman could easily cast the hulk into another dimension or through a time portal (isn't it funny how those things always turn up during a deu ex machina). Think Legion Lost. Hell, think recent JLA.

Baby_boy · 11-28-2002, 02:51 AM

hulk, superman wears tights, need i say more

Combat Chuck · 11-29-2002, 12:52 AM

Exactly pliedes. Although Kelly did use some deux ex machina story ideas, the story itself was fucking brilliant and original. Seriously, the man is an idea genius.

Oh, sorry for everyone out there, me and pliedes are having a little JLA discussion.

Proceed.

11-25-2002, 12:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Hulk. That's all, just Hulk.
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11-25-2002, 01:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Superman, thats really no contest...
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11-25-2002, 12:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Brass, those were pretty original thoughts. It's not like I sent you that exact text through ICQ or anything...oh wait...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-25-2002, 10:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Don't feed me and the rest of the Nubblies community that shit. I said: "i erally don't know much about the hulk...but I do not krypto kicks super mans ass" You said: "yup tis true." i really dislike them both, but i dislike superman more" I said: "i erally don't know much about the hulk...but I do not krypto kicks super mans ass" You said: "hmm, so what your saying is they are both unbeatable pretty much, so you are just going with the one that looks cooler" I said: "no...they can't hurt each other, until hulk gets the krypto he wins" You said: "yep, good call i recanted my stance on the isssue"
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-28-2002, 01:47 AM	#19 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Nice history chuck. Battles are never endless though, your theory about one being thrown into outer space is a likely situation. Superman could easily cast the hulk into another dimension or through a time portal (isn't it funny how those things always turn up during a deu ex machina). Think Legion Lost. Hell, think recent JLA.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

11-25-2002, 12:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	this is the battle of the unbeatens. they actually have both been defeated, but were reserected i believe. superman as an "energy being" and chuck, you'll have to help me out on the incredible hulk's reserection. im pretty sure dr doom took him out in a comic one time. pretty much these two are near impossible to beat. that is where my hatred comes in. how can you like a superhero how is invulnerable. there's no fun in that. and both are a couple of pussies. hulk is a dumb scientist who goes crazy, and super man is mr mild mannered. i detest them both in the end i would have to say superman though. don't know why really, just seems like he would win. the sun rejuvanates his powers and the only thing that hurts him is kryptonite. therefore im going with him

11-25-2002, 12:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Superman, Final Answer. I would put Superman up again Jesus himself. -Ugly Bastard

11-25-2002, 12:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	at least you two have supported your claims well.

11-25-2002, 01:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Joe Bang A Clit Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 123 Internets: 10	i would go with hulk as well, i always hear about superman and frankly I like voting for the underdog so hulk the insane mad scientist would win

11-25-2002, 01:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BrassMonkees: at least you two have supported your claims well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's posts like that Brass, that convey the words "fuck you" to the forefront of my mind. -Ugly Bastard

11-25-2002, 01:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	wow, i was just breifly looking things up about the hulk, and it would appear that he is invincible. at leas superman has kryptonite. but as the hulk gets madder, he gets stronger. he can't jump insanely high and is pretty freaking smart too. i think what it comes down to is that neither of them can be beaten

11-25-2002, 10:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	wow i really have no idea what you are talking about. sorry pal

11-26-2002, 12:29 AM	#12 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	i think that you asked "what are some of the hulk's weakness?" after you said you didn't know much about the hulk. it was then that i proceded to look some stuff up and post my topic. check the times, that should clarify that one of us was wrong

11-26-2002, 02:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Sorry guys, but Superman kicks all ass. I, off the top of my head, can't think of anyone that could beat Superman.

11-26-2002, 02:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	No kidding. One thing about Superman that does suck though is this: How could he ever have kids? If he and Lois Lane were doing it, his sperm would give her a concussion, or throw her back out. I say, the only uterus strong enough to hold Superman's sperm, is Wonder Woman. The guy is an alien for God's sake. There is no way he could knock up Lois Lane without putting her in a hospital.....unless, he wore a Kryptonite condomn, which would kill him. But sometimes that's the price you have to pay for an evening with Lois Lane. So yeah, Superman could kick all of their asses, but if you are looking for a good action hero to produce a child, look elsewhere. -Ugly Bastard

11-26-2002, 02:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	That reminds me of a joke bastard...and it goes something like this. So one day Superman is flying over the beautiful city of Metropolis, and he sees Wonder Woman getting a tan in nothing more than her gold crown, if you know what I mean. Anyway, so he thinks to himself, "Hey, I'm fuckin' Superman...why don't I just swoop down with my super-speed and get myself a little bit of that wonder pussy." So he does just that and is gone in a flash, since he's faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. So, she jumps up and yells out "What the hell was that?" And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but man my ass is killing me." Huh? Oh, you know.

11-26-2002, 07:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	That joke is a classic. I've used it many a time. Step aside brothers, it's time for another lesson in the wonderful world of comics. Alright, let's give the lowdown on the superheroes first. Hulk- Dr. Bruce Banner is a scientist (not a mad scientist, just a scientist) that was one of the original makers of the gamma bomb. But when he tries to save a stupid highschooler from getting hit by the blast, he himself gets hit by the blast, and is given strange powers. They consist of him getting pissed off and turning into a huge green behemoth that has indestructible skin, unlimited strength and is pretty much invulnerable. Superman- Mild mannered Clark Kent is really Superman, an alien from a distant planet Krypton. Now, here's something that you guys don't know. Kryptonite is not the only substance that can defeat Superman. A red sun saps all of Superman's powers. Why? Krypton was from a galaxy where they had a red sun (actually, I think there was more than one, I'm not sure) and when Supes was transported to the Earth, the yellow sun rays affected his molecular structure, giving him superspeed, flight, superstrength, laser eyes, see-through vision and so on and so forth. Basically, there isn't a power that Supes doesn't have. But that's not all. Superman is also susceptible to magic. That's why in Kingdom Come (one of the best non-continuity DC stories EVER...) has Captain Marvel (a kid bestowed with the power of a god, which is magic based) beating the shit out of Superman, because he has magic based powers. So, here's the thing. These two can pummel each other forever, and still be able to keep on fighting. Hulk has had an actual mountain dropped on him and survived. Supes has moved the moon by himself (actually, before DC killed the early continuity, he moved the Earth all the time, and could time travel). The thing is, when Bruce Banner is the Hulk, he really isn't the smartest thing. He goes on rampages. However, there are different personalities of the Hulk. There's a smart Hulk, the dumb Hulk, a gangster Hulk (yeah, it is stupid) and a monster Hulk that is the final stage of Bruce Banner's transformation....meaning, if he changes into the monster Hulk, he can never change back to Bruce Banner. I really think that the only thing that Superman could do to defeat the Hulk would be to throw him to the ends of outer space. You just can't get rid of the Hulk. However, if the Hulk were in his smart persona, he could maybe go to someone that knew Superman's powers....and go get Thor. Thor is pretty much the only character in both the DC and Marvel Universe who is unbeatable. Really, the guy could whoop Superman's ass in his sleep. Just cause he's magic based. It's all a hypothetical battle. They are both invulnerable to each other (without anyone else's help), so there really isn't an outcome to this battle. But I say that Superman wins. He'd find a way to contain the Hulk. It'd take a while, but it'd happen sometime.

11-26-2002, 08:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Hmm... this topic seems familiar. Oh yeah, its just like my "Wolverine vs Gambit" post. Way to be you fucking unoriginal bastard. Oh hell, who cares. Carry on.

11-27-2002, 08:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Damn, I didn't realize how long my superhero lesson post was....damn....

11-28-2002, 02:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
Baby_boy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	hulk, superman wears tights, need i say more

11-29-2002, 12:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Exactly pliedes. Although Kelly did use some deux ex machina story ideas, the story itself was fucking brilliant and original. Seriously, the man is an idea genius. Oh, sorry for everyone out there, me and pliedes are having a little JLA discussion. Proceed.

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