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03-23-2003, 05:35 AM

Who gives a shit? Not me. How about this though...

After the game, when the ball was given to Shaq, it was discovered that someone had scribbled an "insulting expletive" onto the ball sometime between just before halftime and the end of the game. Who could have done it? Oh, probably anybody in the arena. Let's recap.

Sacramento hates the Lakers...mainly Shaq. After Mike Bibby made the US national team, Shaq made a comment about how Bibby was not even in the same league as the other National players...which, of course, pissed Mike & 90% of the city of Sacramento off.

Shaq was probably pretty excited as they announced his accomplishment to the Sacramento fans at halftime of the game that he finally hit the milestone...but, instead of cheering him for joining the other 27 NBA players to hit 20,000, the Sacramento fans booed him...something that I find to be absolutely hilarious.

Fast forward to the incident. Just before halftime, the Lakers' Public Relations Director had the ball in his possession and, of course, there was nothing written.

It's suspected that a Kings employee that was working on the floor did it (perhaps a player, towel boy, someone like that); however, it really could have been anyone that came in contact with the ball a'tall...including fans.

It doesn't really make much sense to me that it would have been a fan though. I mean, this isn't really the type of thing that you dream up before you go to the game. The fan would have had to have the pen or marker on him, ready to write quickly & gotten lucky as hell to come in contact with the game ball. Odds just don't point to that scenario.

On Sportscenter, they said the ball read, "Shaq is a...blank"; however, on espn's website it simply says it was an "insulting expletive."

I think the big son of a bitch deserves it. He declines and invitation to be on the National team and then criticizes other players that are selected. He's a douchebag. Also, for those of you that don't know, he missed a good chunk of the beginning of this season due to recovering from surgery on his toe. Whilst reading a magazine, I read a bit of an interview with him. When asked why he didn't have the surgery in the off-season, he responded, "Well, I figured that I broke my toe on the job...so I should have my recovery time on the job too." Honestly, there are millions that would kill to play one minute in the NBA...and this bastard actually goes through his off-season with pain in his toe JUST so that he can get even with the NBA by forcing them to give him "time off."

Also, look at Grant Hill. He went in for his 4th ankle surgery last Tuesday in an attempt to fix the problem that's been haunting him for a few years now...making him miss 161 games in the past 5 yrs (including the rest of this yr that he's going to miss). He's got an assload of money...more than he could possibly spend, yet he's going through another surgery in hopes that he can return and actually play...all this whilst Shaq dilly-dallies around so he can sit the bench for a few. What a jackass.

Maybe the next "fan" to get ahold of Mr. O'Neal's prize gameball will write their insult in anthrax. Let's hope such is the case.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited March 23, 2003).]

undisputed · 03-23-2003, 02:53 PM

Amen.

Shaq is a fat, ugly, un-athletic piece of horseshit. This guy has no talent, anyone that is 7'0 + and 300 pounds could be dominant. Hes a pig fucking, mumbling, superman wanna-be....i mean, for god sakes...he made the movie "kazaam", what kinda sick fuck is this guy?

Mister Bater · 04-08-2003, 04:12 PM

I'll tell you what kinda sick fuck Shaq is. A sick fuck with enough brains to take the millions given to him for shit like "Kazaam" and "Steel." True, he is fat and tall, but any person that has 3 championship rings has to have some skill. Being big and tall doesn't guarantee a championship (e.g. Stanley Roberts, likely Eddy Curry). The guy is a dick and says a lot of stupid shit (ex:"I slept with Venus Williams"), but at least he's being supportive of our troops right now. While his comments towards Bibby were out of line, it was more about anger towards Iverson being left off. Iverson is a much more deserving player than Bibby, who isn't really one of the top 5 point guards in the league right now. Yeah, he had a good playoff series, but that's about it.
Otherwise, I completely agree with everything said here. If only the NBA had more players like Grant Hill and Tim Duncan...

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04-14-2003, 02:26 AM

Agreeance with everything.

Amazing story.

Shaq is a piece of shit.

Love Tim Duncan and Grant Hill, we do need more players like them...

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tonguegina · 04-23-2003, 12:17 AM

I'd first like to state that Shaq is the biggest refuck in America. He makes me pissed to be an American...ok, maybe not...but still.

Anywho. The "This guy has no talent, anyone that is 7'0 + and 300 pounds could be dominant." comment by undisputed...fabulous. I've said that for YEARS now. I'm glad someone else can step up and say the same thing. The always talk about his amazing shooting percentate (70-something last time I knew)...I'd be pissed if all I was him and had his percentage. With his size, he should be in the 90's (maybe not, but it should be better than that. I don't see how he misses so much).

My hopes for Shaq's future...he commits suicide after losing this year's Finals to the sharp shooting Reggie Miller and the Pacers...that of course is unlikely to happen, however...

ProfessorNumber · 05-26-2003, 12:00 AM

Haha, come on guys, Shaq is a quadruple threat. Not only can he slam on the courts, but he can also rap and act with great proficiency. He also has his own video game for super nintendo. In short, he's almost more than a human.

Pliedes · 06-02-2003, 04:37 AM

I once read an interview in Maxim with Shaq. Most reporters at least try to be slightly sensitive to the people they are interviewing, especially when they're an overgrown gorilla.
But anyways, this is how the interviewer started the conversation:
"So, 'Kazaam', that really sucked, eh?"

I don't think you could've put it more blunty for such a stupid person.

03-23-2003, 05:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Who gives a shit? Not me. How about this though... After the game, when the ball was given to Shaq, it was discovered that someone had scribbled an "insulting expletive" onto the ball sometime between just before halftime and the end of the game. Who could have done it? Oh, probably anybody in the arena. Let's recap. Sacramento hates the Lakers...mainly Shaq. After Mike Bibby made the US national team, Shaq made a comment about how Bibby was not even in the same league as the other National players...which, of course, pissed Mike & 90% of the city of Sacramento off. Shaq was probably pretty excited as they announced his accomplishment to the Sacramento fans at halftime of the game that he finally hit the milestone...but, instead of cheering him for joining the other 27 NBA players to hit 20,000, the Sacramento fans booed him...something that I find to be absolutely hilarious. Fast forward to the incident. Just before halftime, the Lakers' Public Relations Director had the ball in his possession and, of course, there was nothing written. It's suspected that a Kings employee that was working on the floor did it (perhaps a player, towel boy, someone like that); however, it really could have been anyone that came in contact with the ball a'tall...including fans. It doesn't really make much sense to me that it would have been a fan though. I mean, this isn't really the type of thing that you dream up before you go to the game. The fan would have had to have the pen or marker on him, ready to write quickly & gotten lucky as hell to come in contact with the game ball. Odds just don't point to that scenario. On Sportscenter, they said the ball read, "Shaq is a...blank"; however, on espn's website it simply says it was an "insulting expletive." I think the big son of a bitch deserves it. He declines and invitation to be on the National team and then criticizes other players that are selected. He's a douchebag. Also, for those of you that don't know, he missed a good chunk of the beginning of this season due to recovering from surgery on his toe. Whilst reading a magazine, I read a bit of an interview with him. When asked why he didn't have the surgery in the off-season, he responded, "Well, I figured that I broke my toe on the job...so I should have my recovery time on the job too." Honestly, there are millions that would kill to play one minute in the NBA...and this bastard actually goes through his off-season with pain in his toe JUST so that he can get even with the NBA by forcing them to give him "time off." Also, look at Grant Hill. He went in for his 4th ankle surgery last Tuesday in an attempt to fix the problem that's been haunting him for a few years now...making him miss 161 games in the past 5 yrs (including the rest of this yr that he's going to miss). He's got an assload of money...more than he could possibly spend, yet he's going through another surgery in hopes that he can return and actually play...all this whilst Shaq dilly-dallies around so he can sit the bench for a few. What a jackass. Maybe the next "fan" to get ahold of Mr. O'Neal's prize gameball will write their insult in anthrax. Let's hope such is the case. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited March 23, 2003).]
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04-14-2003, 02:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Agreeance with everything. Amazing story. Shaq is a piece of shit. Love Tim Duncan and Grant Hill, we do need more players like them... ------------------
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03-23-2003, 02:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
undisputed Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: weesaw Posts: 92 Internets: 10	Amen. Shaq is a fat, ugly, un-athletic piece of horseshit. This guy has no talent, anyone that is 7'0 + and 300 pounds could be dominant. Hes a pig fucking, mumbling, superman wanna-be....i mean, for god sakes...he made the movie "kazaam", what kinda sick fuck is this guy?

04-08-2003, 04:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	I'll tell you what kinda sick fuck Shaq is. A sick fuck with enough brains to take the millions given to him for shit like "Kazaam" and "Steel." True, he is fat and tall, but any person that has 3 championship rings has to have some skill. Being big and tall doesn't guarantee a championship (e.g. Stanley Roberts, likely Eddy Curry). The guy is a dick and says a lot of stupid shit (ex:"I slept with Venus Williams"), but at least he's being supportive of our troops right now. While his comments towards Bibby were out of line, it was more about anger towards Iverson being left off. Iverson is a much more deserving player than Bibby, who isn't really one of the top 5 point guards in the league right now. Yeah, he had a good playoff series, but that's about it. Otherwise, I completely agree with everything said here. If only the NBA had more players like Grant Hill and Tim Duncan... ------------------

04-23-2003, 12:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'd first like to state that Shaq is the biggest refuck in America. He makes me pissed to be an American...ok, maybe not...but still. Anywho. The "This guy has no talent, anyone that is 7'0 + and 300 pounds could be dominant." comment by undisputed...fabulous. I've said that for YEARS now. I'm glad someone else can step up and say the same thing. The always talk about his amazing shooting percentate (70-something last time I knew)...I'd be pissed if all I was him and had his percentage. With his size, he should be in the 90's (maybe not, but it should be better than that. I don't see how he misses so much). My hopes for Shaq's future...he commits suicide after losing this year's Finals to the sharp shooting Reggie Miller and the Pacers...that of course is unlikely to happen, however...

05-26-2003, 12:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Haha, come on guys, Shaq is a quadruple threat. Not only can he slam on the courts, but he can also rap and act with great proficiency. He also has his own video game for super nintendo. In short, he's almost more than a human.

06-02-2003, 04:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I once read an interview in Maxim with Shaq. Most reporters at least try to be slightly sensitive to the people they are interviewing, especially when they're an overgrown gorilla. But anyways, this is how the interviewer started the conversation: "So, 'Kazaam', that really sucked, eh?" I don't think you could've put it more blunty for such a stupid person.