Mike Oxwelling: An example of why you should not fuck with Sexxors - Nubblies.net Forums

11-14-2002, 12:48 AM

Mr. Oxwelling,

Over the past two or three days, I've noted that your self-titled basketball team in the Nubblies.com fantasy basketball league has been slowly but surely destroyed by the 70 Sexxors (the team which I manage). I just wanted to take this time to point out the huge margin which separates me from you. It would appear as if your team was 75 or so percent Jewish, which is quite a tragedy for both your and I (as I appreciate good competition, something which you obviously cannot provide).

I post this message in hopes of getting some type of response from you. I see that you've been registered for quite some time, yet you fail to post at all. Failing to reply to this post would be the equivalent of admitting that you accept the 70 Sexxors' huge collective cock with arms wide open. I simply want an "Alright, you've got me by the balls, I might as well give up" or anything comparable. Basically, anything that you could say in reply would be better than saying nothing at all...that's the point that I'm trying to get across. Your team is going to lose, that's not even worth being discussed, how you, as a manager, bounce back from this loss could be measured by your handling of this very message. I trust you'll do the right thing.

Sincerely,
Orgazmo (Manager of the 70 Sexxors)

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 13, 2002).]

BigDongedHoe · 11-14-2002, 01:48 AM

Shit what are you talking about sir. My team is clearly destroying Ugly Bastards team (is it even considered one?) with ease. Not only am I truly just walking all over him but I am doing it with much ease. My team is far superior to anybodies in the league and I will take this league by a fair margin you can bank that. Orgazmo you really only offer my only challenge (if you really are even one). BigDongedHoe will be your 2002-2003 Nubblies.Com fantasy league champion.

:::BDH:::

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-Representing 9.5+" penis's nation wide

11-14-2002, 01:54 AM

Yeah, this post was mostly to try to get a reply from Oxwelling...as it is clear that he really is nothing to me. And whoopidy fucking doo, you're beating Ugly Bastard, there's a fucking accomplishment. Look at his roster. Shit, Shit, Shit, Ray Allen, Shit Shit, Shawn Marion, Shit. Good work, you're team is single handedly destroying two good players. Congratulations is in order. And, of course, that means that your team will fuck mine up...obviously. I mean, if you can destroy a piss-poor team, imagine that havoc you would cause against a team with more potential that your boys have ever dreamt of...

BigDongedHoe · 11-14-2002, 09:37 PM

Your talking a big game Orgazmo with nothing to back it up. If you took my stats vs. yours right now I'd be beating you 8-3...so until you have better stats than mine.....I really will only consider your words as that...just words....Produce some evidence and then maybe just maybe will I be a bit frightened.

Ugly Bastard · 11-14-2002, 10:13 PM

BDH-

Don't get too excited about whooping my ass. I don't even check in on that team. I haven't even been to my team at all, I have no clue who is on that team.

You are only allowed four teams per yahoo id. I used all four teams on my main ID before the nubblies league was created, so just to clear the air: Everyone will probably kick my ass, and there is a good chance that I will get last place. But that's okay, because somebody does.

-Ugly Bastard

11-14-2002, 10:22 PM

I'd just like to say that my team will fuck anyone up. Thank you.

BigDongedHoe · 11-14-2002, 10:37 PM

Ugly Bastard you have a team?? You must be referring to the masacre my team is putting on you. I'm not excited about beating you cause I know it's really not much of a challenge. Really nobody in the league offers any sort of challenge at all except for Orgazmo. Which if you took my current stats right now vs. his I'd be beating him 8-3. Which is all irrelevant because I plan on taking the South Bay Ballers league and the nubblies league first place home.

Ugly Bastard · 11-14-2002, 10:58 PM

Again BDH, have a great time bashing my nubblies team after I told you I never check in on it.

It's like beating up a middle-schooler and bragging about it.

As far as the South Bay league goes, I think the last time I checked, you were in ninth place out of twelve. Good work.

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 11-15-2002, 02:19 AM

Sorry I had Celtic pride in the first round who made like 15 transactions while I played him that way he could sub in and out somebody everynight so he basically had a full team playing every night. I then went on to beat an 8-3 clevland steamers team 6-5 who is now beating a certain Heat team who is very good 6-5.

Don't worry talk to me about South Bay Ballerz in 3 weeks and we'll see where you all stand.

Mike Oxwelling · 11-15-2002, 10:48 PM

Of course I am going to lose to the allmighty 70 sexxors, you just have a better team, i'll admit it, but i would also like to say you are a fuckin moron

11-16-2002, 02:34 AM

Way to make a claim without backing it up. That's the best way to make it to the top of the Nubblies pyramid...douchebag.

11-14-2002, 12:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Mr. Oxwelling, Over the past two or three days, I've noted that your self-titled basketball team in the Nubblies.com fantasy basketball league has been slowly but surely destroyed by the 70 Sexxors (the team which I manage). I just wanted to take this time to point out the huge margin which separates me from you. It would appear as if your team was 75 or so percent Jewish, which is quite a tragedy for both your and I (as I appreciate good competition, something which you obviously cannot provide). I post this message in hopes of getting some type of response from you. I see that you've been registered for quite some time, yet you fail to post at all. Failing to reply to this post would be the equivalent of admitting that you accept the 70 Sexxors' huge collective cock with arms wide open. I simply want an "Alright, you've got me by the balls, I might as well give up" or anything comparable. Basically, anything that you could say in reply would be better than saying nothing at all...that's the point that I'm trying to get across. Your team is going to lose, that's not even worth being discussed, how you, as a manager, bounce back from this loss could be measured by your handling of this very message. I trust you'll do the right thing. Sincerely, Orgazmo (Manager of the 70 Sexxors) [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 13, 2002).]
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-14-2002, 01:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, this post was mostly to try to get a reply from Oxwelling...as it is clear that he really is nothing to me. And whoopidy fucking doo, you're beating Ugly Bastard, there's a fucking accomplishment. Look at his roster. Shit, Shit, Shit, Ray Allen, Shit Shit, Shawn Marion, Shit. Good work, you're team is single handedly destroying two good players. Congratulations is in order. And, of course, that means that your team will fuck mine up...obviously. I mean, if you can destroy a piss-poor team, imagine that havoc you would cause against a team with more potential that your boys have ever dreamt of...
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11-14-2002, 10:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I'd just like to say that my team will fuck anyone up. Thank you.
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11-16-2002, 02:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Way to make a claim without backing it up. That's the best way to make it to the top of the Nubblies pyramid...douchebag.
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11-14-2002, 01:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Shit what are you talking about sir. My team is clearly destroying Ugly Bastards team (is it even considered one?) with ease. Not only am I truly just walking all over him but I am doing it with much ease. My team is far superior to anybodies in the league and I will take this league by a fair margin you can bank that. Orgazmo you really only offer my only challenge (if you really are even one). BigDongedHoe will be your 2002-2003 Nubblies.Com fantasy league champion. :::BDH::: ------------------ -Representing 9.5+" penis's nation wide

11-14-2002, 09:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Your talking a big game Orgazmo with nothing to back it up. If you took my stats vs. yours right now I'd be beating you 8-3...so until you have better stats than mine.....I really will only consider your words as that...just words....Produce some evidence and then maybe just maybe will I be a bit frightened.

11-14-2002, 10:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	BDH- Don't get too excited about whooping my ass. I don't even check in on that team. I haven't even been to my team at all, I have no clue who is on that team. You are only allowed four teams per yahoo id. I used all four teams on my main ID before the nubblies league was created, so just to clear the air: Everyone will probably kick my ass, and there is a good chance that I will get last place. But that's okay, because somebody does. -Ugly Bastard

11-14-2002, 10:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Ugly Bastard you have a team?? You must be referring to the masacre my team is putting on you. I'm not excited about beating you cause I know it's really not much of a challenge. Really nobody in the league offers any sort of challenge at all except for Orgazmo. Which if you took my current stats right now vs. his I'd be beating him 8-3. Which is all irrelevant because I plan on taking the South Bay Ballers league and the nubblies league first place home.

11-14-2002, 10:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Again BDH, have a great time bashing my nubblies team after I told you I never check in on it. It's like beating up a middle-schooler and bragging about it. As far as the South Bay league goes, I think the last time I checked, you were in ninth place out of twelve. Good work. -Ugly Bastard

11-15-2002, 02:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Sorry I had Celtic pride in the first round who made like 15 transactions while I played him that way he could sub in and out somebody everynight so he basically had a full team playing every night. I then went on to beat an 8-3 clevland steamers team 6-5 who is now beating a certain Heat team who is very good 6-5. Don't worry talk to me about South Bay Ballerz in 3 weeks and we'll see where you all stand.

11-15-2002, 10:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mike Oxwelling Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw Posts: 1 Internets: 10	Of course I am going to lose to the allmighty 70 sexxors, you just have a better team, i'll admit it, but i would also like to say you are a fuckin moron