Inefficientize it!!

[empyreal_one]

Basically, you try to change a simple phrase into a long one, using as many words as possible while communicating the same basic message.

For instance Can I borrow a dollar? could be made inefficient by saying Would you be so kind as to search your possessions for a single, spare monetary unit and allow me to use it as I see fit until a later date, at which point I will gladly reimburse you in the full amount that I have borrowed?

The winner will be chosen by the person who began the round, based on who used the most words and managed to communicate the message best.

Responses should include the word count, to make it easier on all of us.

The winner recieves points equal to the number of words used, and begins a new round.

I'll start us out.

Make me a sandwich.

Go!

[StabMaster Arson]

Originally posted by empyreal_one:
Go!

No!

[empyreal_one]

haha

[Orgazmo]

I'll be honest, this sounds like a lot of work.

[empyreal_one]

Ah yes, I forgot about the inherent laziness in every human being, despite the fact that forums are generally a complete waste of time and effort anyway.

Sandwitch, bitch! (2 words)

[StabMaster Arson]

SandBitch! (one word)
I win!