My Top 21 Bottled Beers (from this year only)

Take this UB, you sophisticated piece of shit.

This year I began an undertaking of epic proportions, I would buy bottled beers and rank them.

This is entirely extracurricular to my normal drinking, which consists of Keystone Light and hard liquor.

My roommates and I keep a shelf above our sink, where we display the current top 15 beers, from center to outside (my list varies only slightly from the official appartment standpoint upon rankings).



Here's the list for this year:

1) Rolling Rock
2) Dos Equis
3) Guinness
4) Miller Genuine Draft
5) Heineken
6) Labatt Blue
7) Corona
8) Yuengling
9) St. Pauli Girl
10) Molson
11) Miller Light
12) Fosters
13) Samuel Adams
14) Bud Light
15) Michelob
16) Rock Green Light
17) Upland
18) Red Stripe
19) Colt 45
20) Coors Light
21) Southpaw Light

[Niger Angelus]

1) Rolling Rock - Good
2) Dos Equis - Dunno
3) Guinness - Good
4) Miller Genuine Draft - Good
5) Heineken - Terrible
6) Labatt Blue - Dunno
7) Corona - Terrible
8) Yuengling - Dunno
9) St. Pauli Girl - Dunno
10) Molson - Dunno
11) Miller Light - Good
12) Fosters - Dunno
13) Samuel Adams - Good
14) Bud Light - Terrible
15) Michelob - Dunno
16) Rock Green Light - Good
17) Upland - Dunno
18) Red Stripe - Good
19) Colt 45 - Dunno
20) Coors Light - Good
21) Southpaw Light - Dunno

[Beebs]

Rolling Rock overtook Dos Equis again?

Yes.

[Mr. Blonde]

Dos Equis is probably currently my favorite beer. Only the Special Lager, though. I don't like Amber.

[Niger Angelus]

I have never had it, I guess I am missing out here.

[Ironic Mustache]

1) Rolling Rock – meh
2) Dos Equis – Amber is good, not the lager.
3) Guinness - Good
4) Miller Genuine Draft - blah
5) Heineken - meh
6) Labatt Blue - meh
7) Corona - good
8) Yuengling - Dunno
9) St. Pauli Girl – bad
10) Molson - Dunno
11) Miller Light - blah
12) Fosters - good
13) Samuel Adams - blah
14) Bud Light - BLAH
15) Michelob - bad
16) Rock Green Light – no flavor whatsoever
17) Upland - Dunno
18) Red Stripe - Good
19) Colt 45 - ghetto
20) Coors Light - Good
21) Southpaw Light - Dunno

Correction: I was talking about the Amber. (As you can see in the picture).

[Niger Angelus]

Picture is a little blurry.

[Ironic Mustache]

The lager is in a green though.

[Mr. Blonde]

My bizzle. It looked like a green at first cause it was dark. To each his own, I like the lager, though.

[Ugly Bastard]

You're basing this off taste right, not the pimpness of the bottle itself?

-Ugly Bastard

Absolutely, Otherwise Red Stripe, Colt 45, and Heineken would be near the top.

[Niger Angelus]

I like Guinness bottles. Especially with the widget inside.

[ February 04, 2005, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

[Beebs]

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Absolutely, Otherwise Red Stripe, Colt 45, and Heineken would be near the top.

Just to be an ass, isn't colt 45 a malt liquor, not a beer?

Indeed it is a malt liquor. But I have chosen to include it as a beer anyways.

[Ironic Mustache]

And indeed you are an ass for that.

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
And indeed you are an ass for that.

Ironic Mustache, you are the ass.

-So speaketh DJ FC

[Niger Angelus]

Originally posted by DJ FC:

-So speaketh DJ FC

Don't you start.

Start what?

-So speaketh DJ FC

[Niger Angelus]

Yes, you knew exactly what I meant young man.

[St. Anky]

you guys oughta try Modelo. Its a mexican beer, very very good. We always have it in the fridge. I've got my roomates addicted to it, (and they're not even hispanic).

[Beebs]

Modelo is awsome, I had some at the best Mexican restaraunt I have ever been to last night. I forget what its called, but its on 38th street in the strip mall behind red lobster and O'Charlies if anybody is in Indy.

I didn't like Modelo, but it was in a can.

[Niger Angelus]

Guinness and Kaluah is amazingly good.